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Do Chad and Stacey siblings fuck each other growing up? Is this how they develop social and sexual skills? Fembots, did you ever fantasize of your Chad brother's cock?
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>>34800209
>tfw you will never piledrive your oneitis
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I want to sniff the stench of my little sister's taint and have her feet touch my face and get a boner thinking about having fuckies
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you just described my parents
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are my friends conditioning me to be a femboy? Recently, they've started making remarks to me about how physically small I am, followed by them trying to pick me up. They also tell me I make a pouty face when I get upset, which I never did until they started saying I did over and over, and now I do pout sometimes. They also tell me I have girly mannerisms, which again I started to develop because of them. Whenever they explain something to me, they talk really slow and kinda relaxing, maybe cause they think I'm dumb? They also give me candy pretty frequently. I'm scared they're conditioning me to be a sissy or something, and i'm not sure what to do. They're all 19 and 20, and I'm 18. They're also 6'0+, and I'm 5'4. Any advice?
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Real talk, do you know if any of them are gay? Because it really sounds like they want to fuck you.
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>>34800235
one of them might be, but I know the rest are straight
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>>34800275
Hmm, if they don't want your ass, they just might not respect you that much.
Do they do anything else you'd consider demeaning or insulting to you?
>girl is interested in you
>she's fat
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you seem easy for her, sorry for that
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>>34800236
I know, it's a real blow to the self-confidence for a fatty to think I'm in her league
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>girl was interested in you
>she is "agender"
>too beta to ask if she has a dick or pussy and now shes dating chad
>still dont know
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>tfw no extreme gf
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i've never seen something like this but i like it
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>>34800243
her name is fistinchen
hardcore fisting and scat
have fun
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>fuck my pussy anon
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>Working part time at supermarket while in college
>Manager schedules me to work 7 days this week
>I can only work 4 of those days
Help me out; how can I negotiate my schedule with my manager without pissing him off?
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>>34800173
honest to god you "just do it"
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>7 days
>part-time
what part of "part time" didn't he understand, just tell him you are in college and that you literally cannot work those days
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>>34800173
Make up some perfectly reasonable normie excuses like "have courses" or something like that.
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What was your first sexual experience irl?
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I put my hand down my gfs pants in middle school and came instantly
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I sucked my brothers dick when I was 5 or something
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>>34800135
Some girl jerked me off at a YMCA summer camp
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>talking to friend on steam
>don't know how to keep the conversation going
who /boring/ here
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>>34800117
>>don't know how to keep the conversation going
Just ask him how big his dick is and if he wants it sucked
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Same here REEEE
This is it. I want to stop being boring now. How the fuck do I do it?
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>>34800705
ask questions, let them do the heavy lifting in the conversation
but this only works with talkative people, if they're also quiet then you're fucked.
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>you will never know your sexuality
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this is really something you should have figured out when you were 13
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>tfw internet has ingrained so many strange fetishes into you that even if you somehow got the chance to fuck a qt girl, you wouldn't be able to be aroused
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As much porn is posted here how could you not know? I learned all my kicks, fetishes and turn on before I was even 16 so thoroughly that 10+ years later I still have the exact same preferences. Stop being lazy and do a little introspection. Half the work is already done for you by random posters sharing pictures.
hey robots, consider pic related
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this is someone worthy of pity at least. most robots aren't even at this level
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>>34800191
y-yeah, this is not like someone is at this level of life he-he..
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>>34800191
I'm one level lower since I'm all that and half Italian half Spic
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I-I've decided to bake some cookies for you Anon..Valentine's Day is around the corner y'know?
What's your favorite kind?
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Bake me some nembutal cookies and let's have them together.
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>>34799990
They probably taste like shit. Go fuck yourself, I don't want them.
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love nectar cookies pls
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yooo
valentines day comin up
how are you gonna celebrate?
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Either going to call in sick or go to work, go home and jerk off then work out, soak in my tub and sleep
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by thinking of the girl that doesn't love me
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>>34799975
I'm going to wake up, eat my Coco Pops with chocolate milk, then I'm going to paint my Stirlander Greatswords with custom swamp base, then masturbating and voila
Anon! I just finished wrapping Chad's v-day present!
Do you think he'll be able to tell what it is? :P
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and what would that be?
oreo
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>>34799988
Don't tell, but it's a modulated barbell thing.
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a turd?
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>27 year old kissless virgin
>Live in apartment with Chad roommate
>Chad doesn't bully me and he's a decent housemate so we have a good relationship
>Chad's girlfriend is always around
>Usually keep to myself in my room
>Didn't have work yesterday so decided to spend the day watching Chinese animation
>Decide to get a snack before shutting myself in
>Chad's girlfriend is on couch watching Netflix
>She perks up as soon as she sees me and starts making smalltalk
>Awkwardly talk to her and try to remove myself from the situation
>Get my snack and start going to room
>She stops me and says she's bored and we should do something
>I tell her there's not much to do except TV and video games
>She asks me to play a game with her
>Decline but she bugs me until I give in
>Pick Mario Kart since it's relatively simple
>Let her win so she doesn't keep asking for rematches
>She seems happy and says I'm really cool and asks why I never hang out with them
>I tell her I just prefer to be alone
>Suddenly she gets uncomfortably close to me
>She asks if I like being around her
>I awkwardly say she's alright
>She laughs and says I'm alright too
>Suddenly she puts her hand on my thigh and says she wants to do something else
>Kind of uncomfortable at this point and ask what
>She sits on my lap face to face and says "You know what."
>Panicking, can't look her in the eye
>I say "You have a boyfriend, you know."
>She says "So? He's not here."
>She makes me look at her and she starts going in for the kiss
>Panic and push her off
>Rush to my room and lock the door
>Sit down in a corner waiting for my heart to stop racing
>Haven't heard a peep from anyone since then
What should I do, should I tell my roommate his girlfriend tried to do things with me? What if he beats me up?
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Succubus problems require a bit of cunning. You might want to get a read on the situation before you take it up with your roommate.
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I mean, it's ultimately up to you if you want to be the accomplice in her cheating, but you handled that horribly. No need to run out, just tell her you don't feel comfortable doing that stuff.
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>>34799885
I hate you anon
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Im a guy who everyone has seemingly always liked. I'm quite attractive and I've never had any trouble getting any girls really. Ask me anything I find it amazing other people haven't lived like this their whole life. Pic related I'm a manager of a menswear store
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If you were born with autism in an eastern european shithole like me do u think u would still be successful
nice to meet you
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Life will only get worse and suicide is the only way out.
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>>34799880
>top tier genes
>dead end retail manager
y tho
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Pic related, people usually assume I'm 15-17I'm 21
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I am turning 23 in a few months and if I told someone I was 15, they would believe me.
I have maybe 10 black hairs on my face, no facial hair except for that. I am also tall and skinny.
Is this what happens when you are low test?
I literally see 16 year old guys who look much older than me, with muscles and beards.
What have I done wrong? How can I change this? Is it because I have masturbated too much over the years?
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>>34799894
I'm 6' and 190lbs, it doesn't matter. It's all about the face. I've stopped shaving a few times and I get the awkward face pubes of a pre-teen.
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>>34799920
Just a stubble would literally save me. I have seen pictures of my father when he was 18 and he looked like a babby, then the next year he had full facial hair and literally looked like a 25+ man
Might be because my dad fucked a lot of girls and made two babies when he was 19. But still.. Why didn't his manly genes come to me??