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Is it absolutely essential to acquire friends before one acquires a girlfriend?

The couple of women I've had initial success with started changing their attitudes towards me as soon as they found out I didn't have any IRL friends...

Are there any women out there who don't give a shit if their guy is a loner? I have acquaintances, it's not like I live innawoods, but I'm just not the friend-having type.
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>>39079280
why wouldn't you want friends
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>>39079280
I met my first love on Facebook. Sans friends. Wouldn't reccomend
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>>39079280
I think I'd want to have a friend who is a girl, before progressive to a girlfriend

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I can't do this anymore.
Head or heart guys?
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>>39079277
Butt

Hole.

Milk

Shake
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Kek
Orgiasnbchels
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Aim for the scrotum.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUJNXdCNGE
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>>39079254
Oh WHOOPDIE FUCKEN DOO
she's SOOO SPECIAL
ITS SO SAD A ROASTIE CANT WHORE HERSELF OUT WITHOUT SURGERY
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>>39079254
how do she pee
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>>39079254
I hope shes really into anal

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how does fear relate to the fetish you have?

don't deny it. biologically all fetishes are related to a fear
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>fetish
Huge boobs.
>relation to fear
My fear is never finding a woman with huge boobs.
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>fetish
Vore
>relation to fear
I fear going hungry.
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>fetish
to dominate, and protect (think ddlg)
>fear
from childhood i've never felt sheltered or safe or protected, and i still secretly need it

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>white fembot
>live in a small town in Finland
>no black people
>all I want is a cute half black half white bf
>nothing but disgusting balding white men with pink skin
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>>39079214
Why a half white bf, and not a full negroid if you hate whitey so much?
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>>39079214
shareblue go back to /pol/ this isnt a political board
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>>39079244
Mixed boys had all the positives of blackfuys but none of the negatives of whites

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What's /r9k/s official stance on those of negroid persuasion?
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Give us bebe and we're cool
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>>39079164
bebe is an ugly ass bitch though
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>>39079225

Alright fuck it then race war now

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ITT: We use phrases that the robot doesn't recognize. I'll start.
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>>39079095
I'm actually very happy
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Today was nice
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doodie muncher

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who getting turnt tonight

/drugs general/
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Yah dood I
I just took like two OZ of this new research Chem
C2H6O
Blowing my fuckig mind
Would not reccomend
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I get high and drunk every single day my dude.
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>>39078789
Just took ~400 mg acid. My second time only (first time ~90, only other experience is smoking weed a couple times). Armed with music, a bowl of blueberries, impending college, and my brother, best friend. Wish me luck

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Why do white people have shit family relationships?

>"hurr durr you turned 18 get the fuck out of my house or start paying rent."
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>>39078629
Because they want their children to be hard working and independent.
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>>39078662
this honestly

We don't want our children to be retards growing up
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>>39078629
not all whites are like that
just the shit tier ones

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Tell me your greatest accomplishment on 4chan
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>>39078617
I think I may have hooked up two people, a cucknadian and some female (probably (male)).

Felt kinda nice
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>>39078652
Addendum,
they were talking about nihilistic philosophers
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I was one of the 25 people that got into tini chat room where a /b/fem was honoring the "tits, puss, and sharpie in pooper" rule.

She was 18.

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Any robot who has ever, for some bizarre reason, actually managed to have sex will know that actual sex pretty much sucks.

First of all, a pussy does NOT smell like what you imagine it smells like when you are jacking off.

Secondly, the moment you stick it in a girl, you'll lose interest, and it just becomes about finishing as fast as possible while trying not to disappoint her at the same time. Fucking is a chore.

You'll end up just wanting to cuddle but the woman will demand more and more and more sex from you until you just completely detach and all you want to do is get away from her and be alone.

Believe me robots, go treat yourself to a nice massage and stop worrying about relationships and getting laid.
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>>39078507
You sound asexual m8.
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>>39078507
This sounds nothing like any of the many, many times I've had sex.
Pussy feels great, fucking her feels awesome, making her cum on your cock is fantastic.
And usually by the time they want more it's been long enough that I'm good to go again anyways.
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>>39078730
I'm speaking to the robots here.
If your dick is 6'' or under, you CANNOT effectually have sex. There's just not enough suction or friction to get her or you off.

Without the possibility of a good fuck, foreplay loses its appeal. So don't think that you can just do 'other things' to get each other off.

All you have left is toyplay, and once you're into to that with a girl you both realize that you could be getting off with toys seperately much better than what you're doing together.

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Is GRRM one of us?
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>>39078417
Fat and unmotivated? Fuck yes. He's /our guy/.
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>Sam cucked into raising the son of his gf's rapist who is also her father

*probably* our guy?
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>>39078417
>posting on message boards
is that why he takes so long to write?

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>tfw not born with two dicks
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>>39078371
AND they're both big as fuck....
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honestly grotesque.
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>>39078371
Don't worry, he's fake as fuck

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CACA DE PERRO
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Das lo que prometes, cosa dificil de encontrar hoy dia, por tanto le dejo mis diez, saludos y buen foro. Ya lo dijo Quevedo, lo bueno si breve dos veces bueno
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>>39078062
I have no time for the japanese in this board.

CHINKS GET OUT
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>>39078062
dumb chink moonrunes REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Kathy are you there
can i please hang out with you again
i want to be friends with you
i miss you. i got out of the psych ward today after being transported from hospital
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Oh hey, I'm here
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You clearly need to go back, take your medicine
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>>39077879
can we be friends again
i was pretending i was listening to music with you
i can share some songs
im glad youre here big sister

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