>tfw no dual cock
How are us singlets supposed to compete with THIS?
by have one dick
most will be repulsed by this mutant
>imagine rubbing your cocks together inside a vagina
>>34802251
No, actually doubledickdude was in a polyamorous relationship with one guy and one girl. He's pretty sexually active.
Why do i suck at dating sites like Okcupid or Tinder?
cause you come off as desperate and women dont like that
>>34802217
are you dumb or are you trolling? tb h
That is a very good question kind person
Would you let this saint kill you?
>>34802147
>being bound and gagged in the back of the van
Well, that's hot anon.
>>34802670
Everything in image is.
>>34802147
Anon what site is this? I remember seeing that back when i was fapping to doujin.
ITT: Describe your perfect partner.
>Biologically Female
>Japanese
>18-21
>Black hair
>pale skin
>between 5'0"-5'4"
>thin with nice sized boobs, and a nice butt.
>uses little to no makeup
>KHV with no previous partners
>NEET
>from wealthy family
>has similar interests, political, and social views.
>doesn't have instagtam snapchat ect.
>attractive
>isnt a khv so i dont have to spend a year teaching her how to fuck properly
>still caring about "HOW CAN U LOVE A GIRL WHOS HAD CHADS CUM ON HER FACE"
>>34802146
>exists
>wants to be around me
that's it
>>34802186
You sound like a typical wage cuck that's a "real man" because he doesn't care that his girlfriend had 10miles of dick inside her while in college.
Can NEET robots make a living by fucking around on twitch? It's over saturated and your demographic is little kids, but what if you could take advantage of that?
>NEET so you can stream all the time
>tons of twitch sluts getting all the attention
>your demographic is edgy 12 and 13 year olds
>sympathize with the ones that want to start streaming and explain that twitch sluts get all the attention
>make videos and discuss how the twitch sluts are allowed to break rules on twitch and make tons of money for masturbating and showing boobs on stream
>now you have a following of edgy teens that will hate on twitch sluts and support you and your "Truth Revealing" channel
>live the rest of your life off the allowance money of little kids
>animu will never be real
>he still thinks he can make money on youtube or twitch in the year TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEN
that ship has sailed bucko
You have to treat it like a full time job
Chances are since you're a NEET
you won't be capable of that
Everyone who is e-famous puts in up to 8-16 hours a day producing content, replying to fans, looking for sponsorship, editing or streaming
I'm watching equilibrium now and I support the government. Does it mean I have autism?I wish I was a cleric
>>34802064
No, you're just edgy and think that in a world without emotion you'd some how be more desirable (you wouldn't be).
>>34802158
But in a world without emotion there would be no such a thing like desire
I liked that film. It may be cheesy but it has some nice aesthetics.
who here /refuses to lower their standards/?
5-6 out of ten here. I refuse to date anything lower than a 9-10. Unrealistic? You bet. But I'm aware of that, and I'd rather be single for the rest of my life than have a girlfriend who isn't worth showing off and isn't one of the hottest girls I've met.
Reminder: you don't need to have a girlfriend to have sex.
>>34802049
On the off chance you managed to land a 9/10 gf there's a decent chance she won't be good gf material
Ever seen Don Jon?
>>34802088
I don't know what Don Jon is, is it a movie?
>>34802049
What about personality? Even if a girl is really hot your relationship could be miserable.
Are you just going to forgive her for acting bitchy/disrespectful because she's hot?
Would you fuck 400 pound ham planet?
I have. I did it for fun.
I fucked a 450 pound whalebeast. Bitch was so fat she had her own gravity field.
>>34801976
I was going to fuck a 330 pound girl.
then she turned me down.
I'm still virgin.
but yes, 330, 400, 450, I don't mind, because fatshaming only applies to 500+ pounds.
>Be me
>Develop an interest in fine meat products and how they are produced
>Be fascinated at the craftsmanship and expertise that goes into making fine sausages, steaks, shanks etc.
>Have an idea
>I want to become a master butcher
>Have desire to learn how to produce traditional meat dishes of Central European countries (Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovakia etc)
>Get shoved off to uni to become a white collar wagecuck
>Hate my life
Anybody else have a dream occupation that doesn't involve uni but is being forced to go to uni anyway?
>>34801974
I know this feel
>graduated valedictorian and did exceptionally well at school when younger
>normies obviously pressure me into uni
>hate it, don't enjoy academic stuff at all (never have) and have no friends
>always wish I could do something like working on a oil rig or working at a mine overseas
Some dreams remain memes........
do it anon. nobody can force you to do anything, except sometimes they can, but not in your case.
>>34802102
I want to but know I'd be throwing away trillions of shekels long term and don't know if I'd change my mind after a while, and I can't seem to overcome these things.
I'm too much of a pussy so will bitch about it without doing anything. Maybe one day...
>tfw no ballbusting gf
Why does it hurt so much bros
>>34801946
>Why does it hurt so much bros
Because you're getting whacked in the balls, Einstein.
>tfw you will never have a gf who is so madly in love with you that she ties you up and busts your balls so that you can never ever leave her
Why even live
>>34801946
Cybill Troy is such a cutie, but she has to be a sociopath and misandrist.
Her hottest scene is the one she makes some guy lick her armpits and stuff, but I wish she had some lesbians scenes. Would love to see her making out with a chick.
Just found out GF cheated on me basically, she sent some other dude nudes on snap. How am I supposed to trust someone ever again?
>>34801910
murder and then suicide
make sure to film it
>How am I supposed to trust someone ever again?
You don't. You'll go through life, knowing that people are pieces of shit, only using you for their own gain. And then you die.
You're welcome, I guess.
Same shit happened to me senpai :/ sorry to here that
Are there any other former roneries here like me?
>working and studying 7 days a week for three years
>friends going out and partying non-stop while I was in my dorm and libraries reading notes
>most of my friends drop out while I graduate with honors
>realized that I did not really that particular career (accounting) so I became a hermit playing video games all day
>browsing 4chan all the time and decide to check out boards other than /r9k/, /pol/ and /v/
>stumble upon /p/ and star getting interested in photography
>go out for walks with my first RABAL and really enjoy it
>meet up with other /p/eeps and get hooked up with a events/nightclub photography gig
>now earning about $800-$1,200 a week, cash with just my photography
I found a new purpose in life, starting by just exploring 4chan.
BONUS
>just came home at 7am after fucking two random sluts in toilet cubicles and hooking up with a 3rd girl, a 9/10 slim, tall blondie who loves video games
>fallen for her so going to ask her out for Valentines
Seriously no one else? Not even a (You)?
>>34801870
Well I'm happy for you anon, how many years are we talking about here?
Also what are you doing on /r9k/
>>34802239
2 Years being happy now. I kinda regret looking back on investing so much time and energy being a sad cunt.
Also just wanted to see if there were others like me.
>be me
>this very day
>at college, luch time right before bug exam
>completely broke, but nvm since I had a good breakfast
>girl notices me walking around the campus because I have nothing to do until the exam
>"hey anon, did you eat already?"
>"oh I'm not hungry right now"
>"no lunch? why so? come eat with me I have plenty"
>she literally had a bento box
>we are 17,714 kilometres away from Japan
>"don't be shy, anon!"
>so I went, I shared a bento with a girl in an educational institution
>"hope you liked it, good luck, anon!" she smiles and leaves
So I literally lived a generic romance anime scene, how was your day, r9k?
Oh an I don't even know that girl lel
good fucking job, OP. the more robots converted to normies the better.
i woke up to some girl in my some of my classes texting me and being the autist that i am, the conversation devolved into depression and venting to each other. she's pretty cute and this is the most action i've had in 2 years. wish me luck.
>>34801853
I believe your exhibiting signs of visual-auditory hallucinations. Snap out of it.
>>34802367
Damn I wish I had a girl's number, good luck, brobot
>>34802384
I considered that, but the food tasted pretty real for me.
If it's an illusion, it's fucking matrix level
What the fuck to do guys, yesterday you didn't help me
For the second day my mom is crying because I told her I don't want to go to uni
There are only 4 days to apply now. I want to go so much but If I go I will leave my mom with my abusive father and she is going to kill herself for sure
I lied to her today again that I don't want to study anymore I want to work, she just started to sob and shout that I am breaking her heart that I want to ruin my life
I just fucking don't know what to do
If you go to uni wont you be leaving her anyway?
>>34802184
That is the point that is why I want to stay.
Just go to uni faggot
Has anybody here read Mitchell Heisman's "Suicide Note"?
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INFO
>"The man who shot himself on the steps of Memorial Church Saturday morning had published online a 1,905-page document entitled "Suicide Note," according to his mother"
https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2010/9/22/heisman-harvard-mother-death/
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LINK
https://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/suicide_note.pdf
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breddy interesting
will give a try
as if anyone actually read that
yea id kill myself if i had that haircut too