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Femanons are your last, best hope 2017-02-11 11:21:20 Post No.34802838
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Femanons are your last, best hope
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2017-02-11 11:21:20
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You always shit on femanon threads but let me let you in on a little secret.
If you've been here, on 4chan for more than a few years then they're probably your last hope for any meaningful female companionship. At the very least they are your only EXISTING hope as of this moment.
You've grown so accustomed to 4chan that you actually find it difficult to relate to anyone else anyway. I speak from experience. Your humor is completely warped from that of a normies for a start. Let alone the weird niche interests, politics, sexual fetishes etc.
So stop shitting on them and start getting to know them.
Femanons actually make top tier girlfriends.
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>>34802838
>meet femanon
>hit it off
>talk about a lot of interesting subjects
>connect and share a lot of things in common
>she ghosts me
every time.
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>>34802838
>implying I want female companionship
Sorry slut, but the only companionship I need is with my fellow robots.
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>>34802838
Sure, let me get to know one so she realized how much of a waste I am and she moves on
I just gave up on relationships altogether
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Hello /r9k/ I'm a 24 year old white male from the United States. I am a KHV and I've never been on a single date with a female. I'm not bad looking at all, most of you would probably consider me to be above average. The reason I made this post is because I'm looking to buy a mail order bride, I'm fairly wealthy. I have around 218k in my bank account, and live in a spacious home in a gated neighborhood. How can I go about getting a mail order bride? What are the best countries to get them from? How much will a high quality one cost? Does anyone here have any experience with things like this? I'm very new to this, but I think this will be my best choice.
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You would easily be able to get a cute indian wife. They have arranged marriage programs you can sign up for and youll have to get interviewed by the girls family, but if you have a lot of money and a nice house your certain to get a cute wife.
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>>34802827
If you are okay looking and well off why not just try to date?
Its not like mail order brides are in it for love or your personality.
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>>34802871
I am interested in east asian girls in particular.
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Roll for your Valentine 2017-02-11 11:19:23 Post No.34802800
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Valentine is coming up, yet you still have no gf.
Roll for a chance to have a hidden qt approach you, robots!
Singles: Another lonely year
Doubles: 5/10 gf
Triples: 7/10 gf
Quads: 9/10 gf
Quints: 10/10 gf
Sextants and up, or other special rolls: Ronery forever
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Rolling Rock Beer
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>>34802800
It's impossible, I'm a monster. Like from the hunchback of Notre Dame.
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I love that the chances of rolling those numbers accurately depict the real life chances of them happening
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When will our waifus be real?
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>>34802740
As soon as you tie up the noose, anon
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>>34802740
>tfw you will never get to hold/play with/cuddle/lewd with you qt loli waifu
I just want someone to take me out back and shoot me.
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>>34802740
Mine is already real. All you have to do is believe
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Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
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>>34802727
Humans are disgusting and I don't want to be near one.
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>>34802727
Why would I have a gf?
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>>34802727
>getting with a woman
>2017
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Just got some cannabis and I've never tried it before. What am I in for, robots?
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You're gonna get high, maybe
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Take a huuuuge hit and hold it, you will visit next dimension
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>>34802652
Don't overdo it unless you want to be paranoid for 3 hours. Just take it slowly.
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>be black
>go to college to study mech engineering
>first semester
>studying all the time
>suddenly some brunette blue eyed white girl shows interest in me
>friend says she is into me
>we talk every now and then
>she gives me her number
>going on a date next week with her
>although I always strongly believed interracial couples are okay, feel very racially conscious about me going on a date with a white girl
What do you say guys? Should I call it off?
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>>34802624
STOP SHITTING UP THIS BOARD WITH YOUR FUCKING BAIT
REEEEEEEE
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>>34802624
of course you should, show her what a true dicking is like. Damn I wish I was black
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>>34802775
I wish i was black too fuck my life.
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>literally no excuse not to unless you're a paraplegic
>can make you attractive enough so girls won't really care about your ugly face
>can increase your test
>makes you mentally clear
>creates discipline
>makes you happy
why aren't you lifting, anon?
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>>34802579
ew, that sounds like it takes work. what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>34802579
Because I don't give a shit and can get girls anyway.
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>>34802579
>those eyebrows
girls need to stop doing this
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Hello, wagie. It's me again!
Do you know what my favorite thing about being a NEET is, wagie? I get the best of the best, all for free. For. Free.
As a NEET, I enjoy the finer things in life. I eat only the choicest foods. I drink the highest quality ales and wines. I watch only the finest animes. And all of that is only when I'm not selflessly doing charity work, working on my third novel or my second musical, learning, discovering, and generally being a complete human being.
And who pays for this you might ask? You do, wagie. YOUR money, YOUR time and YOUR freedom are all sacrificed so that I might live like a king. I am a modern day nobleman, supported by modern day serfs.
Do you hear that, wagie?
Try to strain your ears.
>t...k...t...k
>tick
>tock
Better have fun while you can, wagie. The weekend is already almost over!
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But NEET, the fraction of my salary that is taken away to feed you is maybe 10%. I get to keep most of it and have easily 7 times more than NEETbux in my country.
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>>34802484
wait you do charity work for free but dont work to get cash?
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If you were living like a king you'd have your pick of women and not be so afraid of life that you stay inside all day, growing more mentally distorted and imbalanced.
By trying to insult those who work, you're only attempting to take your own unhappiness and project it to others.
Instead of trying ineffectually to tear others down, why not build yourself or others up?
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who else would reset his life (without losing memories and knowledge about the world) if it was possible? I would do some things different that I did. My parents were fucking subhumans and taught me nothing about the world we live in. I've ended up as human trash. Anyone?
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my memories are a death trap
but i wouldn't reset even with full amnesia because the suffering is inevitable
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Why would I want to go through this hell twice?
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Yeah, I know I could fix everything.
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>tfw Melbourne
Kill me
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TFW same, fucking trams man never arrive on time.
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Do you at least have qt grils?
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>>34802457
everyone in melbourne is a homosexual
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>Get roommate with a foreign Chinese guy recently
>He brings home cute af white girls and fucks them in the room next to me while I'm trying to sleep.
Someone end my suffering
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>>34802358
If you haven't seen it, here is the vid that pic is from.
Everyone should see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDMyArnIdzY
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>>34802358
subtle chink shilling dude. subtle chink shilling
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>>34802358
>Roommate with a gay white guy
>He brings home guys and fucks him in my room while I'm trying to watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
>Get roommate with a slightly autistic STEMfag Mexican-American
>Girls come over and ask me to see if he's home while I'm trying to practice my bass
>Get roommate with a foreign Chinese guy
>He brings home cute af Chinese girls while I'm trying to draw
>Get roommate with a disabled nigga
>He brings home random ass black girls and fucks them in the room next to me while I'm trying to play Splatoon
>Get roommate with a former model, fratbro, and cocky ass nigga
>He brings home cute af Asian girl and they give each other oral while I watch Youtube in the next room
This all happened in the same semester. In the same dorm.
Your suffering is nothing compared to mine.
Stop complaining.
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Who /skinny body but fat face/ here
This is so fucking gay
How do fix this
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Drink more water
Sleep on your back.
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>>34802338
How would water help? Give some actually useful advice
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>>34802338
>Drink more water
I drink lots of water already. One time I made myself really sick because I drank too much water.
>Sleep on your back
How would this help? I'm not sure if I can. I always sleep on my stomach or my side.
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>boyfriend had the nerve to ask me for a threesome with me and my bestfriend
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>>34802270
Nice thread.
Anime pic, casual mention of a boyfriend, and pretending to be discontent with said boyfriend. All the elements for quality /r9k/ bait.
Too bad you didn't say "FEMANON HEEEEERE", so your thread will die in <50 replies.
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Try coming home to your mom riding your boyfriend
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Just accept polygamy, OP. It is the superior lifestyle that will bring happiness to all of you.
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>when you realise the wall isn't to keep them out.
>it's to keep us in
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>>34802208
because you are so worth it right? so valueable and indispensable
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you realize there's already a wall there right
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shit so I wont be able to go to mexico anymore? that really sucks