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>14
>Infrequently took hot showers
>Always wore shirts even while inside/asleep because I was insecure
>Take shirt off once
>Mom freaks out and thinks I have scabies on my back or some shit
>She realized it was just bacne
>Kept wearing a shirt 24/7 until 20
>22, this evening
>Take off my shirt and finally, after nearly a decade, look at my back
>It's a fucking battleground back there
>MFW
Anyone else have/had bacne?

It is so bad that if it weren't my own back I probably would had thrown up.
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>>34803205
Wait, you kept the same shirt on, constantly, for almost a decade?
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Yea i have it on my shoulders k fucking hate it

I do everything i can to get rid of it but its so hard
I have to get rid of it or they wont let me in the RAF so its literally ruining my life
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We need to see a picture of your bacne

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This is what the bottom of Jupiter looks like.
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>>34803124
U-G-L-Y
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jupiter has bed sores
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Any more pics? It's kinda cool.

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How would you react if you saw your girlfriend kissing another girl at a party?
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>>34803071
I'd be more upset that my girlfriend would be somebody who would attend a party, honestly.
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>>34803071
I would throw up.
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>>34803071
I make them into my daughters.

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>two years ago: fap to sissy hypno porn - want to be a girl - cum - don't want to be a girl for a couple of days
>now: fap to sissy and trap porn - want to be a girl - cum - still want to be a girl

d-did I complete the circle, guys? please tell me it will go away again
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It doesn't go away. I started fapping to sissies when I was like 14, I'm 20 now and I still do it everyday. Haven't crossdressed in a few years though

I would if I didn't live at home though
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>>34803066
tfw i finally cured myself and happy with who i am.
tfw finally attracted to girls again.
it feels so good to be normal agaim famalam.
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>>34803102
you're me, aren't you? except I'm crossdressing right now

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In 22 years of loneliness, Elliot had the occasional moments of happiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGtS1oGf1Y
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>>34803041
he really had a terrible life desu ;_;
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>>34803041
WTF IS THIS LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88LtiCGwJjs
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>>34803359
Women are weird

Dude ceased to exist.

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Hey, robot. You should post your face. Don't want to? Good job, you just revealed your "failed normie" status. A real robot would not become more miserable from an insult, as he is most miserable already. A real robot would not be recognized online, for he does not have people he knows in real life.

Pic related, of course.
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>>34803225
You're underaged, it's normal to be a virgin. The fuck are you talking about? Even if you weren't, sex is a construct that only failed normies strive for.
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I feel like I'm never going to make it
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>>34803301
i'm 19 soon to be 20. everyone desires sex, even robots.

anybody here old enough to remember a time when "meme" meant something more than image macros?
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>>34802986
i was actually just thinking about this last night
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I remember a time before memes. Fads.
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>>34802986
I wat thinking about the depth of the old memes as well, the culture they create, how they used to be a symbol of bonding and lore specific to a group. Knowing a meme used to be like a password to get into a private bar, it was a sign that you were a part of something, and dedicated enough time to understand, and possibly create the memes

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When's the last time someone texted you?
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>>34802972
10 years ago

Not even fucking memeing
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Post your phone number I'll text you something
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>>34802983
Im texting you right now anon.

For me it was today from parents wondering why im outside
Reeeee why i cant i be alone

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Hey robots whas for dinner 02/11

That new 4loko sour apple really gets you fucked up, not as much as the original but enough
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god how fat are you dude
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When will you originally explode
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>>34802929
Beans. And that is it.

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Yesterday evening I opted to have a quick dinner at Subway. I enjoy their moderate prices and fresh vegtables.

I got my typical order of a Footlong tuna salad sub with extra cucumbers and Italian dressing on wheat with a bag of baked lays and a diet Dr. Pepper. The total came to $6.84 which is fairly affordable for such a mild meal. But after I ordered the problems began.

As the customer service representative was finishing my sandwich, I had the urge to use the men's room, I excused myself and took care of business.

When I returned the teller was glaring at me and didn't wish me a nice evening after the transaction was complete. I sat and ate my meal in silence and then left. I didn't even feel comfortable reading one of their complementary newspapers.

It should be the responsibility of all employees to make the customers feel welcome and happy. I didn't have a good experience and was hoping to get in touch with someone at Subways corporate office. Who do you think I should direct my question to? Don't you think you could be better at customer service?
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>leaving to take a shit in the middle of your order
fucking retard
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>>34802949
Basically this, who does that
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>>34802924
>$6.84
wow thats really fucking cheap

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>tfw fell for the " 'STEM meme' meme" meme
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so you fell for the STEM meme?
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Steam >>> STEM
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>>34803137
Yes, I fell for the meme that the STEM meme was just a meme

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What is the underlying reason for her saying this?
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women want a guy whose had other women

loyalty, chastity and romance doesn't mean anything
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>>34802914
just another example of an entitled idiot who doesn't know the meaning of mutual growth
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>>34802914
She is longing for a bullet

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I hear you like vocaloid anon kun

join my comfy vocaloid room

you will have fun I promise
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>>34802909
kek forgot to post link

rabb.it/comfycomfyrabbit
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>>34802909
megumine is best girl desu
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>>34803537
good opinion desu

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>decide to lose weight
>the only thing i lose is motivation
>overeat
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>>34802865
You can print lots of photographs of thin people. Ang hang them all over your room.
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>>34802865
Smoke meth

You may gain more problems from it, but at least you won't be so over wait
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>>34802865
watch my 600lb-life

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I am Jesus Christ. This is the second coming.

AMA
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>>34802857
are traps really actually gay?
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>>34802882
Yes my son.

Unless they have a feminine penis, then it's totally straight.
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>>34802857
please help me i need all the help jesus i cant see the light

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