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This patient comes to see me, like, and he's waffling on and on, to be quite honest I'm not even paying attention at this point, and he asks for a vaccine.
As if that wasn't bad enough he asks for one which needs a booster shot, so I'll have to see him again in 4 weeks, balls to that I thought, so when I was loading up the syringe I thought "Ah, if I fill it up with morphine, I won't have to see him again in 4 weeks"
Well, the surgery wasn't as busy in 4 weeks time as expected, let's just leave it at that
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>>34803728
my fav meme
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>>34803728
is this him in prison
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>>34803798
That is his mugshot, when he was arrested, this is him in prison
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good ol boozecohol thread time. check out my reviews here https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkxCgWrcWAsDrwPJocU2R1knSHhjcypXc
got my usual rum today
what's your poison, robots?
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>>34803724
I'm drinking cofee.with a double shot of vodka
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>>34803724
fuck off alt right cunt
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oh shit I think I remember you from /soc/ threads back around 2012
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post 'em lads
original blaze
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template is originally yours
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every single time
these threads are usually popular, what's wrong with me
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>>34804195
are they really?
it's always a whole bunch of (male) graphs with no responses.
it's kinda depressing to look at.
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>You pay for her meal
>Chad makes her squeal
More of these
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>>34803701
>you are sitting home watching steins;gate
>while chad's getting her crack raped
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Why pay for a girl if you're not fucking her? I've gotten dinner with chick friends and coworkers and not once have I paid, neither has it ever been assumed that I would.
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>>34804128
Dragonflies dont do that weebman
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Can't jerk off because i get depressed when im watching porn because i know ill never have sex
Cant not jerk off because ill be horny all the time and be even more depressed
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exactly the same, anon
tell me if you find a solution
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>>34804636
Maybe getting a hooker just so we can actually know how it feels? Bit i dont like the jdea of paying for something everybody else gets for free
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>>34803661
I actually had to stop a few times to squint back a tear.
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I'm a dirty fucking thief.
I feel terrible. How do I atone for my sins?
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>>34803655
Live. Live and Learn. And when your journey is over. Hopefully you leave this world better off than you began.
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I have heard that suicide is a viable option
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welcome satan into your heart
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any good psychological horror movies?
i want something maximum spoopy
an anime will do too, but only if it is piss the bed from nightmares spoopy
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Fragile (2005)
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Session 9
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the mothman prophecies is spoopy
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Alright I'm so fucking done. Fuck God. That motherfucker put a plague on my home for no damn reason! THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF FROGS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW! While typing this, I am completely surrounded by frogs. I'm not taking this shit anymore! we need to organize a war against God for all that he has done. We need to make contact with Satan. We'll march our army through the pearly gates, win the battle against Gods angels, and finally kill that faggot!
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>>34803581
Timestamp with 1000 frogs, please
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>>34803601
I gathered some of them up.
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>>34803581
> I live in Paris
If you can't handle God at his worst, you don't deserve Him at His best.
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>24 and still living at home
>Match with her and she messaged me first and keeps the conversation going when I sperg or just don't reply to her.
>went on tinder date for first time ever yesterday after 6 months of having it
>Drove her home while she was hinting she wanted me to take her home and fuck.
>Bladder was bursting
>Drop her off and speed off home
>She didn't want to fuck at her place because of her roommate so that was a nogo and I share a room with my brother since we're super poorfags
I guess it's over. She was interesting to say the least. I'm gonna tell her I live with my parents.
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>>34803492
>24 and still living at home
Where should 24 years olds live? In a cupboard box?
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>having a girl angry at you because she didnt get to have you fuck her
GETTTT OUTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAG SCUMBAG PIECE OF FUCKING SHITTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>34803510
It means I'm still living with my parents and share a room with my brother. Once girls hear someone is still living at home, they're legs close naturally
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Trips decides what I say to her if I see her at seishuncon tomorrow
Spare me please
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Stop smoklng.
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>>34803487
I want you to go up and say
"say nigger!"
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>>34803487
Do you have a cigarette I could bum?
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Can Mexicans from Mexico be robots?
Don't they have sex when they're like 13?
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>>34803461
So?
Everyone else does too
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Im mexican and virgin at 21. Im a complete isolated person. I don't know if its the depressive/angery looks, but I scare most of normies who completely try to ignore me without even knowing me.
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Americans have sex at younger ages than mexicans. And europeans even younger. You don't know shit.
If fembots weren't intrigued by us and our virginities, they wouldn't be here.
You bitches know you want the virgin dick.
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Women can't help but love the BUD (Big Unused Dick)
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>>34803448
Well fucking done OP
Take a lesson lads
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>>34803448
You can (not) have sex with me
(hahaha geddit cuz evangelion xd im so hilarious)
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story time you niggers
>be me
>be 5 foot 5 inches
>ultimatemanlet.jpg
>have 10 inch WWC (wonderful white cock)
>mums comes to tuck me in at night
>ask her for a blowy joey
>she denies
>whatthefuckdidyoujustsay.gif
>that's it
>unleash my cum-stained cock on her petite milf ass
>she's begging for mercy
>I go harder
>suddenly the Pizza Hut guy walks in
>three way engaged
>fuck my mothers ass and pizzadude's boipussy like there's no tomorrow
>spray semen all over the bed
>realize im about to get grounded
>instead of yelling at me my mother tells me to read the first letter of each line
>mfw
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>>34803419
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i dont get it
in an original way
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>>34803419
>bbuhmaswtusistfsrim
I don't get it OP
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>be me
>eat tendie
>enjoy tendie
>don't abuse a family member
>wash up plate
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Sorry anon but Kim Chi Chang is a doctor and has six pack abs and you're a NEET
What do?
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>>34803282
Accept that as long as I cant compete
I succeed until he cant
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>>34803282
Does he know karate? It is very important that I know this before answering.
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>>34803282
You were chinese in 6 generations anyways. Have fun.
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Gay test: do you think this is a man or a woman?
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>>34803214
thats a dude on the right no doubt
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>>34803214
If they want to be called a women they are a women. If they want to be called a man they are a man.
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both elderly men