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Usually in movies, TV, and most of the Internet, no matter the actual quality of the state, there is always the couple of states that always get stereotyped and made fun of.

Give me a list of the most made fun of states you usually see?
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While not at the top, California gets a lot of shit.
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Florida and New Jersey are the top two.

Texas and the south get their fair share of shit too.
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>>34805569

More like COMMIEfornia amirite.

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When did Depression become a joke?

It's a punchline.
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>>34805534
Its not actually a joke. A TON of stacies are sad for a day and say "im depressed"

Meanwhile my past 2 gfs have had major depression and manage to live with it every day.
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>>34805534
When awkward normies discovered self-deprecating humor was the only remote way they could make themselves seem interesting.
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>>34805588

Depression makes you more interesting?

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Focus on the positives. It can save you.

>6'2"
>white (easy mode as I'm told)
>not fat/decent face
>slightly above average penis 6.1"Length x 5" Girth (veiny af though and curved upward)
>attending college and employed ($8/hour)
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people say I'd be handsome if I wasn't fat
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>>34805533
OUT OUT OUT!!!!!

Ravioli
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>aerospace engineering degree and employed out of school.

>been with my wife since she was thirteen and have grown and developed with her.

>great group of 3 friends that I get to see every weekend.

>I have an amazing pit bull doggy.

> generally happy and confident for no reason. I just find myself happy and smiling for no reason what so ever

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When will you realize that every single aspect of your "robotness" can be blamed on not wanting to change and not wanting to put in effort? Every single person still here, in this year, is a failed normie - at most, including me. Every single issue can be explained by you not wanting to come out of your comfort zone. The countless 18 year olds here suffer from being unable to cope with becoming an adult and the responsibilities it brings. Sure, a lot of people here may be a little bit more sad than your average person, but you can't exaggerate it and then use it as an excuse. You can't let "not having friends in highschool" define yourself and then use it as a point in an argument with another "robot" in some shitty elitist discussion.

Me? A few weeks ago, if speaking in months probably 2, I realized this. I started being self judgmental. I stopped using my aspergers as an excuse. Swore off anime, games and other guilty pleasures. I started forcing myself into uncomfortable situations like phone calls and stores. Result? Confidence. I haven't made friends, nor have I had actually happy experiences yet but I notice the improvement. Surely, if your life and chances are actually bad you should just kill yourself. Don't come here with "yeah I'm killing myself soon" responses. We both know that you're not even close to actually doing it.
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You are correct

I am original
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>>34805498
>...my aspergers

That explains your ignorant way of thinking. Your autistic lack of sympathy is excused. We're all different people going through different situations and stages of life.
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>>34805498
why do people who start to improve their own life's failures have an uncontrollable urge to apply the circumstances of their own life universally? life is more complicated than that.

some of what you're saying probably applies to a good amount of the people here but you just told us your own story by trying to tell us what's wrong with us. we're not all the same.

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Hey anon why are you building a wall? Don't you love me?
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>>34805482
>Don't you love me?
I don't know you.
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>>34805482
>T. WATCH ME WORK BOYS
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I'd get a boner watching her get deported.

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It's Saturday night, rather than spend it alone, why not come chill and watch some movies with us? https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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>>34805436
oreginol bump
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>>34805469
Thanks for saving my OC. Makes me feel nice.
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>>34805436
cum n get cozy wit us

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I'm starting to think something is wrong with me. Whenever I'm alone I:
> talk to myself (out loud)
> laugh hysterically at jokes I say to myself
> uncontrollably grab at my head/face when thinking about random past events
> randomly make weird noises when thoughts get too intense

Are these early signs of something or am I just being autistic? I don't do this around other people so I'm at least safe from looking like a retard
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>>34805419
randomly take deep breaths because anxiety

sometimes family is around and hears me
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>think about embarrassing past moment
>burst out laughing with weird face
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>>34805419
nothing serious desu


fff

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so /r9k/, what are you drink?
>inb4 anything other than tea
just roll in from plebtown?
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>>34805403
>what are you drink
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>>34805440
>mfw OP hides his own thread out of shame
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A fucking leaf juice

you can't be a robot unless you went to a boy's school
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>>34805389
Objectively false. At a boys school the chads dont have a chance to woo women, but a robot in normie school is surrounded by grills but has no chance
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>>34805455
so don't you think that it's especially damaging that even chads might be made robots with their isolation from interaction with women?
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>>34805389
I went to a boys school. Can confirm. Fucked me up, going to university hasn't helped so far either.

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ITT: If you want to cure babby face

BUY

THIS

FUCKING

PRODUCT.

Last year, at 20 I was getting sick of not being able to fully grow facial hair. I could partially grow a moustache and a shitty goatee but obviously that's fucking ugly so I decided enough was enough and did my research,

My reference guide is this: https://www.beardprofile.com/articles/article/19/the-guide-to-growing-your-beard-with-minoxidil

After 3 months I started noticing insane amount of growth, and at 6 months I had a fully formed beard. As soon as you get the terminal hairs (permanent) you can shave it off and it will still grow back.

since growing a beard I've actually gotten more female attention and despite my intense autism I actually managed to get laid.


Seriously, this shit will save your life. Having a babby face is the most unattractive quality you can have especially if you're a sub 5'10 manlet.
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>>34805329
many say that if you quit it, it will not grow anymore.
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>>34805352
This is not true. If you consistently apply it for 6 months until the terminal hairs come through as I mentioned, it will continue to grow.

It took me almost exactly 6 months to fully form a beard, but I've heard reports that some people were able to grow a good beard in 3-4 months.
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I already use this stuff. Except on my head.
>at least I can grow a nice beard though

Reminder: you're a virgin if your only sexual experiences are with a hooker
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the winning of a lover is the respectable act
a 3 year couple who never sex in whole time?
much less virgin than the man who buy 100 whores
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>>34805273
Reminder I could beat your ass if you talk shit to my face and not online.
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>>34805273
Sure feels that way. I've fucked 2 hookers before because I couldn't take it any more, and I sure as hell still feel like a virgin

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I've been sitting here for half an hour drying to figure this out. A cube has eight vertices and six sides. An octahedron has six vertices, yet it has eight sides. How does that even make sense? This is freaking me out my dudes.
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>>34805269
What is there to misunderstand
It is a platonic solid, you can literally make one from oragami right now and examine it. Do so if it confuses you.
Do you have low spatial reasoning or something?
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>>34805269
A square has more sides than a triangle, silly. :-)
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>>34805313
Yes, but how can something with more corners have less sides?

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Who /adderall/ here? Everything feels clear for the first time in a while.
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Right here.

It's the only drug that stop me from committing soduko
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i'm on ritalin, same thing?

Anyway, 10mg. I sat through an entire boring subnetting lecture. wonder drug
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>>34805635
try woke level 20 mg

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how do I buy drugs online?
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>>34805218
Buy finding a better more productive hobby.
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>>34805218
>tfw want to buy drugs from the darknet but nigger tier intelligence and would probably get caught
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fbi.gov/products/search.php

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I'm about to go to the donut shop after doing well at my diet all week
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Enjoy your cheat meal!
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>>34805210
The key to losing fat isn't to only do a diet you gotta add muscle too not to be all /fit/ here but it's the thing that puts it all in motion and will be either success or failure
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>>34805378
The key to losing fat is taking in less calories than you are burning, idiot. Muscle has nothing to do with it. Eat at 500 calories less than your TDEE and you'll lose a pound of fat per week.

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