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>>34807313
>>tfw went to the buffet and ate until I involuntarily shit myself because the pressure inside me forced it out

You're disgusting.

What pressure? Did you forget that you need to shit too?

>tfw mommy bought me a pizza hut pizza again
She is killing me I gotta get out of here

>>34807249
Why didn't you finger her pussy?
Was she awake during it?
How long has this been going on?

Where the fuck is your dad?

>>34807249
Was it extremely painful for her?

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>>34807244
oh wow really? what's he gonna talk about next? hot water?

>>34807244
not even going to watch the video
people forget why an asshole personality is appealing, at least romantically
the point is the chad mcdouche is a douche to everyone else EXCEPT the girl in question. it's the feeling of being close to someone who is only willing to open up to you.
the girls who go after criminals and sociopaths are still retarded though.

>>34807670
Those Chads wouldn't even be able to get away with what they do if they weren't physically attractive. That is far more important then them acting like assholes to everyone but the girl.

Sure you are right. The thing is though they need to also be very attractive to the girl. Otherwise the woman would just make up lame excuses like oh he is such a dick to everyone what a lame ass, I won't ever date such a loser XD.

>>34807237
why would they not be cold to some fat autist NEET who doesn't even tip? would you not be cold if you had 100 more fat autistic NEETs to deliver pizzas to who you knew would keep you in their spank banks forever?

>>34807237
It's a high stress job, they know any door they knock on their can be a serial rapist that pulls them and and skullfucks them to death. In fact, that would be my MO if I ever become a serial killer. I would break into a house that nobody is home in at night, order a pizza to it, and pull the pizza delivery girl in.

I'm a pizza delivery guy

Fuck your creepy shit. We go up to some strangers house with pizza and want to gtfo and you want us to flirt and suck you off? Charisma??? WE'RE HANDING YOU A PIZZA

plz

>>34807212
That's qt though anon..

>>34807261
Having tits as a man is not a good thing you butt spelunker.

i feel u bro.

i don't have a bad case, but definitely noticeable. really sucks. i've decided i'm going to get the surgery some time in the next year though, it's worth it and i can afford it. i'm just worried about getting the surgery and then having it come back.

>>34807127
4chan is a christian board you dumb faggot, swear you cucks need to just end your lifes please

>>34807127
Faggot's an insult I quite like using, it gets people in a pc huff if you use it in real life, so I'll continue using it where wools don't care.

its still fun and i fucking hate faggots so fuck off with your faggotry

>>34807107
suck old men dicc for money

>>34807177
So close fampai. You almost got it. Well not chronologically close but in terms of the digits.

Go browse the internet or play vidya while you eating some comfy food

>>34807087
define into you
>does he want to fuck you?
yes
>does he want to marry you?
probably not
>does he want to try to have a relationship with you?
probably if you're pretty and interesting which i doubt so probably not

>>34807087
I'm into you, now you know.

>>34807087
simple,

next time you seem them in person tell them about how you were guzzeling tyrones cum the night before. If their face instinctively contorts in revolt, they probably like you.

>>34807071
Aids is better.

Lucky im skinny with short hair. Most women hate long hair.

My only problem is being deaf.

>>34807071
>girl in you're league
girls get a free +3 bonus in the dating world, so there are no girls in my league.

>>34807071
There is nobody in my league, though. If the human population were planet Earth with all the stacies, chads, robots, etc. forming their own continents, I would be a tiny island off the coast of Robotia, surrounded by boulders and sharks. Ain't nobody gonna join me on that island.

>>34807002
where are their tits?

>>34807015
Once usa bans hgh, 80's tits are coming back. Nice excuse to quit women.

>>34807015
The tits on the right are most certainly hideous. Look at that shape. She's the kind you got to ask to keep the shirt on.

>>34806988
the only thing that went wrong was the fact he couldn't communicate well

>>34806988
>Why do girls hate Elliot Rodger?

He thought girls owed it to him to have sex with him.

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>>34806988

Aspergers, no charisma, rich but lived where rich is normal, drove a BMW where BMW's are normal. Gotta grade that economic status shit on a curve.

Funny, after he went on his spree there were girls online talking about how cute he was and how they couldn't understand how he was a virgin.

>thinking shills get paid

ha ha ha

>>34806962
Well a lot of people accuse me of being paid by George Soros when I voice an opinion critical of Trump. So they must be real.

>>34807026

not for people like us. they're probably law grads from elite schools that take home checks, not saps like us.

Your virginity is the last semblance of your childhood. Don't do it anon. It's for grown ups.

Also if you want a qt virgin wife you gotta hold yourself to the same standards.

i need a pic or how is she looking? what is 2%10 for you?

>>34806926
just do it, it's maybe your last chance losing it, nobody should care how someone is loooking for sex.

>>34806847
think about death

I distract myself preemptively.

>>34806847
i always try to dig deeper

THERE IS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

I SEE THE SOUL THAT IS INSIDE

I'M WAITING ON THE BRIDGE
I'M WAITING IN THE DARK
I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D BE HERE
BY NOW

>>34806792
THERE'S JUST ONE THING THAT'S GETTING IN THE WAY

WHEN WE GO UP TO BED YOU'RE JUST NO GOOD IT'S JUST A SHAME