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>>34808584
Depends on your definition of 5/10, and are you sure you can give an autistic guy enough attention and deal with him being kuudere?

I'm about as far from a whore as possible, pretty far down the spectrum but not completely dysfunctional, I might be 5+/10, too shy to post pics tho

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>>34808584

Me too, m8, me too. Bfs are so hard to find in this world

>>34808498
at least you're leaving your home

>>34808498
I seem extroverted as fuck but I enjoy my alone time. No one ever bothers me...

>>34808498
Isn't it amazing anon.

>>34808690
>No one ever bothers me...
truly the best part of being alone

>>34808484
I've hugged fat chicks before

it didn't feel squishy, but they did feel big

Yeah and fat girls suck

Is that a Munchlax gijinka?

>>34808479
That's why I fap to traps desu, seeing a women isn't relatable

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>tfw dick too small to fap to anything but mindbreak trap doujins and self insert as the trap
>tfw not even gay

>>34808479
And that's why you fap to 2d.

"fuck i'm hungry"

i know because that's basically me

"Another day, another bitch."

"fuck i dont wanna spend 3 hours in the gym today!"

>>34808430
Don't copy them , you retard. Develop your own school shooter fashion statement.

>>34808453
Not going for a direct copy, maybe just keep the trenchcoat since they're pretty generic. Plate carrier with MOLLE SKS magazine pouches. Olive BDU trousers and combat boots.

Oh yeah, and I'm not going to shoot up any schools for any FBI agents browsing /r9k/

>>34808430
you will get out of your collumbine phase and you will look back on it in cringe, alex

>>34808391
...you've been fucking him. I know sarah, every night I watched through our bedroom window as you snuck out of bed and made sure that you "nearly" didnt make a sound. Your giggles and excitment gave you away.

I stayed up every night with my bionaculars watching him bury his dick deep in you. I know our son isnt mine but I couldnt get over it...on some level...i liked seeing this man teach you a lesson with his cock. The way he pulled your hair, wrapped his arms around you.

For christ sake. Just let him fuck you in my stead

>>34808391
YAMEROOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aadfwerqw23

Honey, Chad, I want you introduce you to someone. Her name's Maria
*teleports behind them*
*drops them on their knees*
Heh... See you in hell...
*shoot them*

>>34808376
>tfw black manlet
>tfw autism

Ain't that the truth?

I'm black and every day I wish I were a cute white girl (male).

I hate being white so fucking much. I'm sorry for ruining the world with my tiny dick and evil nature.

*tumble weed*

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oh this again ok

One of my class mates pinch my lips and said I "have the most kissable lips".

having the audacity to ruin not only your own life, the the lives of everyone who cares about you?

you're honorary robots

they can be my gf

>>34808344
Of course, anyone can theoretically be a robot.

you're boring as fuck, homie. your facial features are not chad enough to get away with that.

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>>34808340
Is all hope lost? originalelio

>>34808278
fucking kek

what did you send her?

>>34808263
>furries

Never. My gf thinks it's cute and hot that I'm into that.

>>34808263
oh its tay tay with the dt770s

>>34808555
oh its anon with the trips

>>34808205
Not sure, white women should only be going for the black men and their BBC

>>34808252
This. The contrast between a big black cock on a beautiful white woman's fair skin is one of the universe's few miracles. White men should just off themselves tbqh familia.

>>34808252
It's almost as if forced /pol/ memes aren't a reality... but that cant be true, /pol/ is always right. Jews must have messed with this study.

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>lonely all my life
>get gf
>going great at first
>now I just want to be alone

i had a great setup with my one and only GF. She lived in Staten island i lived on Long island. so wed only see each other on the weekends. that gave me enough me time.

Tried going after 2 other girls that were locally around here. they wanted to hang out too fucking much.

I feel the same, I don't want friends, a girlfriend or sex. I just need internet and vidya.

colon cancer

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>>34808172
You don't transcend them, you lose them.

fap.
eat the cum