Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
If you are a fuckup, would you claim they contributed to the way you are right now?
>>34809387
I have a great relatsionship with my parents, they are are still providing for me even as a 25 y/o NEET and let me live with them rent-free.
>>34809387
My mom is in jail and I never met my father. I'm not even black
I get along OK with my parents, but once I started to pay attention I realized they are both kind of stupid and petty.
>he isn't playing Dark Souls right now
Explain yourselves, robots.
>>34809376
But I am faggot.
Also
>friedes great scythe literally kill yourself you fucking casul
>>34809376
I only play DaS1.
3 was good for 1 run.
I got burnt out on 2.
>>34809376
I can't afford DS3 and I don't like ds2
>smoke weed
>the only thoughts going through my head are how much of a loser I am
>>34809343
stop smoking. seriously I sent 2 years of my life smoking with friends thinking that weed would get better. There is so much fun, challenging shit out there.
>>34809424
I've only smoked twice in the past few years but, I got a hold of this CBD type weed and tried it. Feels just the same as the regular weed which just makes me overthink about every little failure in my life and gives paranoia. Don't think I'll be doing it anymore anytime soon
>tfw thinking of doing LSD but realizing that most likely I'm going to fall into a cave of all my failures
Also I have no friends to trip sit.
So I hear Trump's looking for some Easy D?
>>34809331
wow, is this reaI?
>>34809360
Part of the leaked Russia Sex Tape. Here's more footage.
>>34809331
>hey donald, i got something for you
>IQ of 130
>Listen to Eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU1TyoBAfM
Truly, all other forms of music are unintelligent and a mere obfuscation of the highest art form.
>>34809268
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QNu2KaodBk
DONT STAND SO
DONT STAND SO
DONT STAND SO CLOSE TO ME
>>34809268
>music
>highest art form
Consumption of music is the lowest kind of art consumption, because it is passive, rather than semi-active like film or reading, or active like gaming.
>>34809268
>muh 130 IQ
If you take a room of 30 random people there's a 50-50 shot there will be someone with a higher IQ than you there. If you make that a selected environment like a college class and your odds drop further. You are barely smarter than the average person.
Ask an anon who made out with his housekeeper today anything
What is your favorite color desu
What is your favorite food desu
What is your favorite movie desu
>Big 5 results
>neet status
>pic
>Attending a big university and am in a fraternity and I'm only here to laugh at you
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
>SCUEI is the ultimate chad
>tfw RCOEI
>>34809142
No matter how many god damn tests I take, I always end up with RLUAI or INFP.
I guess I should just accept it, I'm a fucking beta in life and I'm literally living on suicide tier levels.
how many of you autist did this in elementary school? How many of you still do it?
>>34809085
You're talking to the master of holding it in anon
some retards use to this in high school. I just walked back out even though I had to piss.
My elementary school only had stalls
Does your sister think you're a weirdo?
Everyone thinks I'm a weirdo.
Probably. But I know she's a gross immature slut so I don't really care
>>34809392
even though I do not know who you are I don't think you are a weirdo
how about a good ol' eye thread?
no rates. mp copypasta.
if u want that shit go to /soc/
just post your cool fckin eyes!
>>34809009
im like hazel but not hazel at the same time, cant even see the brown/yellow ring if you're a foot away from me
>>34809087
I'm op, (pic related) is mine.
you also have the two diff colors going on.
pretty! ^-^
Posting my hazel eyes probably my best feature tbqh
THAT'S
IT
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
I'M A HUMAN BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND I HAVE THE NEED TO HAVE SEX, I NEED TO RELEASE MY 23 YEAR OLD SEMEN CONTAINED INSIDE MY TESTICLES, INSIDE A WOMB, I NEED TO PENETRATE A VAGINA, THIS IS A RIGHT GIVE TO ME BY NATURE ITSELF, I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SOLITUDE ANYMORE
C A N N O T
AND
W I L L N O T
GIVE ME SEX
I DEMAND SEX
I DEMAND SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
just be yourselfadadafafsxc
>>34809008
>meanwhile I just nailed my bitch three times in a row
>>34809043
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I SWEAR YOU THINK YOU'RE A MAN YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH BUT YOU WOULDN'T DARE TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL RELATIONS IRL, NOT WITH THE STATE I'M IN AND NOT WITHOUT GETTING YOUR FUCKING TEETH STOMPED OUT
>practice gf wants to cuddle
>practice gf says "I love you"
>>34809044
Oh lawdy I have been thur
>>34808997
>practice gf
this is a thing?
so /r9k/, what are you drink?
>inb4 anything other than pokesy zax
just roll in from plebtown?
>>34808962
>what are you drink
origami
>>34808962
>drinking soda
it's either milk, water, or occasionally a smoothie for me
>>34808962
almond milk and water; that's it.
If a girl asked you and your brother for a threesome, would you do it? What do femanons think about this? Does the fact that the guys are related make it hotter or something?
>>34808946
my brother is dead. he was cremated.
>>34808946
my brother is gay. he was creampied.
>>34808946
>Does the fact that the guys are related make it hotter or something?
Y E S
Enter Schrodinger's Penis...
In a hypothetical situation, you engage in anal intercourse with another person who's penis is hidden; that is you cannot see a penis and observers can reasonably assume that the existence of one cannot be determined until further information has been made accessible.
Copenhagen interpretation suggests that all particles exist in all states at once until observed. If Copenhagen interpretation suggests that the individual simultaneously did and did not have a penis, then it follows too that the sex was both gay and not gay.
Therefor, as long as you have not seen a penis, then it is not gay.
>But it is also gay
But it's not gay,
Allow me to digress. All you haters think I'm gay if I have sex with a cute boy. Let me ask you this, would it be straight if I fucked the hairiest bikie looking dude even if he had a vagina. Would that be straight? No that'd be fucking gay as fuck amfay. If the boy is cute, then it is not gay. The penis is just a delicacy and makes it even better.
Embrace consciousness and level yourselves up.
>>34808934
>all this mental gymnastics just so OP can justify fucking men
A quantum mechanical observer is anything that takes a measurement. Therefore, if you feel the dick, it is gay.
Now go home OP. Fuck your post started off about science and then it became some philosophical bullshit, like wtf nigga can't even stay on the same subject and you contradicted yourself multiple times. I'm really just arguing against your thesis cuz on the whole, I don't know what your post is trying to convey
You obviously subconsciously know it's gay because you are trying to justify it. It doesn't matter if people think you're gay, you know you're not gay. So keep fucking boys and saying your straight, you massive fucking faggot.