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I'll start

>Cheap brandy (E&J VSOP to be exact)
>Finally finished a 60 hour work week, and am ready for my only day off. LP

I used to drink about 1/5 of a handle of 40% 80 proof a day.

How much brain damage do u get from doing that about a year?

I had a few margaritas while assembling a treadmill alone in my basement, what a Saturday night!

For me, going 48 hours without a drink is major achievement, I didn't have anything to drink all day on Thursday so that was basically the go ahead signal to drink as much as I want all weekend.

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>>34810041
Just pay somebody to do it.

Also sauce on tits

I had a 47 year old FWB for a year or two whose feet I would worship.

It was pretty OK. Extremely nice woman. She baked and cooked stuff, and gave me some whenever I went over.

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>ywn tempt an older woman who can't resist your boycock

;_;

When have people on the internet ever not been angry dickheads?

We live in dark times.

>>34810027
pre 2008-2009

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>>34809968
whatever people think of me is probably 10x better than the reality

>>34809968
Just swipe everyone and see who matches with you

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>>34809968
make profile visible to guys and see how attractive gay guys think you are. i guarantee it will boost your self-confidence.

This is hella pathetic.
You aren't leaving the friendzone

>>34809965
Don't give her any money anon.....

>>34809988
fuck off

OP, you really didn't describe the girl, so we dont know how she's gonna react, but two things are for certain:

1)You'll regret it if you don't do it
2) Even if it's obvious, and goes wrong, you won't have to face the consequences directly

good luck and godspeed

>Do you think you could thoroughly eat chicken blindfolded?


i'm vegan

would it be gluten free?

>>34810000
What a waste of quads
You're a fucking faggot, bro

>>34809742
Ate some lunch fajitas from a local Mexican restaurant and a pizza hut dinner box.

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>>34809742
I binged on running. I went for a run around 1PM, and another run around 7:30 PM

>>34809796
You better leave normal-thin before I eat you for brunch.

Did anyone ever figure out why his parents are pissed with him or what ever happened to that deleted waffle review?

>>34809807
No idea. Reviewbrah is on late at night maybe he'll answer you

>>34809807
What waffle review? Care to elaborate ?

>>34809656
Whos the guy on the bottom left?

>>34809656
Only one of those is white

>>34809656
White people are the most dangerous threat to mankind overall, with their constant history of colonialism, imperialism, and mass genocides.

>>34809640
>they said they'd invite me
>they didnt

This is the worst feel :(

>>34809640

fuck em. why would you want to be friends with people like that anyway?

when i was falsely accused of rape in college i quickly learned who my real friends were. I immediately cut anyone out of my life who "didn't want to take sides."

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i have (((FRIENDS))) that i eat lunch with every day. they invite me to nothing. I put myself out there, ask them what they're doing over the weekend. I ask them what theyre gonna do over spring break. God fucking dammit. I can't do this anymore. I shave, I try to get good haircuts, I shower twice a day, I got into lifting, I dress nice. I can't fucking take this pain anymore.

i feel the exact same way
I hate seeing people happy and successful. I want to watch them suffer. I will always be the enemy.

Being good isn't just about material reward; it's about intrinsic reward. Do you actually have a small penis, or are you mocking somebody or something?

>>34809555
>>34809605

what does this have to do with having a small penis

>male
>29
>just myself
>none
>no
>once every other week
>no
>3-4
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>I don't cleanup at all
>no
>I don't shave
>no

>>34809497

1. male
2. 22
3. 2 asians but i stabbed them and stuffed them in the closed
4. 14
5. yes
6. 7
7. yes
8. 1
9. no
10. no, i am a supreme gentleman
11. refer to pt. 10
12. refer to pt. 10
13. refer to pt. 10
14. no
15. 0
16. no

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Male
18
Three others
I brush at dawn and dusk everyday but some nights I kinda just flop into bed without brushing
I don't floss
I shower every day in the morning
I use deodorant
In the summer I only wear things once because they get all sweaty but in the cooler months I might wear things like jeans and dress shirts more than once
No for 9-12
I use a napkin or I was my hands, occasionally I don't get any on my hands and I kinda just pull up my pants and go along with my day but I feel really disgusting afterwards
No pets
I shave once a week usually the weekends
No trash in my space, maybe useless junk, but no rotting trash.

fooling autistic people isn't nice

>tfw I regularly roleplay as a robot and tell normalfags to leave

>>34809472
yes i agree with this sentiment

you are a meanie op

>>34809419
pretty much every 2nd song that comes out famalam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3yHhiqQaEU

last oneitis with b. male (beta) ft cash-ya cole

except he's a normie nigger

>>34809419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lawn-O1Kno

>>34809419
Weezer makes the best songs for this
Hold me
Wonda
Longtime sunshine
Lover in the snow
Pretty much the entire first alone album, which I have on vinyl and I highly recomend

>>34809418
"immobilization"

>>34809418
I know its a generic robot fetish but femdom and feet.

I also like monster girls and humanoid alien girls. Theres plenty more but just your basic generic fetishes.

Pee.

Idk why but women peeing always turns me on.