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2017-02-12 05:46:38 Post No.34810664
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:46:38 Post No. 34810664 [Report] [View this topic]

"Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life"

Well are you a hero, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:49:33 Post No.34810710
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I'd save a girl from a dragon, but I'm not going to save her from her shitty decisions.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:50:16 Post No.34810721 [Report]

>save her
>"eww, get away from me, you creep."
>"all in the days work , m'lady."

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I'm here for you my Robot Queen

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2017-02-12 05:45:53 Post No.34810647
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:45:53 Post No. 34810647 [Report] [View this topic]

>when you hear a girl walking in her heels

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>when you hear a group of girls laughing

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:52:27 Post No.34810775
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>>34810647
Is this hot or not? I feel like everyone and thier dad hates the sound of heels clicking down the hall so I don't even own a pair cuz I get worried everyone looking at me because my steps make that much noise
Sh

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>when you smell the faint smell generic perfume from a Stacy approaching

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:45:05 Post No. 34810630 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's take a look at an average day in the life of an average Stacy

>Wake up at 11 AM because there's no need to work when mommy and daddy support their precious angel :-)
>Check phone, 24 new text messages from betas wishing her a "good morning, beautiful"
>Check social media sites, 100+ likes and 50 comments on her picture of her cat
>After eating and doing some daily hygienic maintenance, head out the front door, but suddenly stop to see some flowers left at the front door by some orbiter
>Go shopping with Lacy and Tracy, talking about how nice the betas are and then proceeding to talk about which Chads they're fucking
>Meet an orbiter for lunch, all on his dime of course :-)
>Go back to apartment, get ready to go clubbing
>No cover charge necessary for Lacy, Tracy or Stacy, of course...just their presence is enough of a payment
>Hundreds of betas in the club compete for their attention, including buying them as much food and drinks as their hearts desire
>Eventually brush away the betas and pick a lucky Chad
>Go home with Chad
>Fuck Chad while reading new "hey beautiful ;)" texts from betas

Must be nice

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:49:13 Post No.34810708
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Actually that's why they all turn into horrible people.

I hate my life but I don't want that life either. I just want to stop being ugly and fix my body.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:52:59 Post No.34810781
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>>34810708
Even so, it's a great life to live. Literally life: the tutorial mode

Anonymous 2017-02-12 06:05:16 Post No.34810981
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>>34810781

Yeah probably. But it's not what I want. I'd hate myself if that's how I lived.

I still think Chads have the absolute best deal in life.

If I was tall and good looking that would solve all my problems in life.

Bullshit Catholic School 4 Grills (ID: !/K0lP56/VE)
2017-02-12 05:42:30 Post No.34810584
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Bullshit Catholic School 4 Grills (ID: !/K0lP56/VE) 2017-02-12 05:42:30 Post No. 34810584 [Report] [View this topic]

"Hey Anon, our test scores have been raising lately. How should we reward our students?"

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:47:39 Post No.34810683
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Kill laqrisha and burnadette

Bullshit Catholic School 4 Grills (ID: !/K0lP56/VE) 2017-02-12 05:49:39 Post No.34810715
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>>34810683
"Killing isn't very Christian..."

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:50:19 Post No.34810723
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>>34810715

Yeah that's why we gonna replace them with 2 more girls, come on chop chop let's do it can't let God wait for his holy nuns.

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RRPG Firecast 2017-02-12 05:34:08 Post No.34810459
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RRPG Firecast Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:34:08 Post No. 34810459 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey you ! You there all alone with nothing to do but masturbate !
Get your hands off yo dik
Seriously, does anyone here like to play RPG? I mean the one that requires imagination? I was thinking maybe we can organize and play a session of RPG on the RRPG Firecast program . just for fun I mean. More precisely is anyone interested in playing Vampire: The Masquerade? RPG it's good to run away from the sad reality that is your life !

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:35:54 Post No.34810484
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>>34810459
Just picked a random Image on google, doesn't have to be IV... Nor vampire, its just that I'm more into it than any other RPG

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>>34810484
I'd like to be a part of this

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>>34810459
I'd do it if it was D&D, I don't like White Wolf.

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2017-02-12 05:33:29 Post No.34810442
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:33:29 Post No. 34810442 [Report] [View this topic]

my stupid roommates and their dumbass friends are in the common room making a shitton of noise while im in my room trying to watch films

how is your saturday evening going r8k

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>>34810442
r8k? I was going to respond, but I don't think I'm who you wanted to get a hold of. I'm sorry.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:37:58 Post No.34810512
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>>34810467
o

just a typo fren

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>>34810442
My brother has his girlfriend over and theyre in his room watching netflix. I just got off work three hours ago and I plan on getting drunk while playing video games. So its a typical saturday night for me.

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How are 16 y/os bagging 23 y/os? 2017-02-12 05:29:07 Post No.34810376
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How are 16 y/os bagging 23 y/os? Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:29:07 Post No. 34810376 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw will become a wizard in 3 weeks while this is happening
>tfw girls would rather fuck underage children than you

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:34:43 Post No.34810463
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I'm 23, so that means I have a chance right?

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:36:28 Post No.34810494
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>>34810463
There's always a chance until you reach wizardom. Even I have a chance. It's just that the chances get smaller and smaller as the years go by.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:37:33 Post No.34810510
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>>34810376
Did you report that OP to the police? please tell me you did

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Joining Military 2017-02-12 05:28:52 Post No.34810371
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Joining Military Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:28:52 Post No. 34810371 [Report] [View this topic]

So robots I'm seriously considering joining the Marine Corps. I'm considering it to reap the benefits of the military both in financials and social status. Also, receiving training in weaponry and basic combat would be a cool side bonus, as well as the sense of belonging.

Is it worth it, and is it truly as difficult as is implied to the point that most do not graduate? To my understanding the marine corps has the most rigorous training by far, which is why I want to do that specifically. I would only stay for maybe 2 or 3 years at the most unless I found myself enjoying it, which I don't expect to.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:29:25 Post No.34810381
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>>34810371
>Marine Corps
why marine corps?

navy is better in every way, especially for robots

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:30:46 Post No.34810401
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>>34810381
From what I understand it has the most tough and thorough training process, which I think would contribute most to improving myself in that respect.

Why do you say the Navy is superior?

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:31:01 Post No.34810407
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>I would only stay for maybe 2 or 3 years at the most unless I found myself enjoying it, which I don't expect to.

You don't get a say when you leave, it's a part of your contract.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:28:38 Post No. 34810366 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to other boards for the first time in years of me browsing this site
>realize almost literally every board is better than this one

why the fuck did I waste literal years of my time on this fuckhole?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:33:17 Post No.34810441
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:33:17 Post No.34810441 [Report]

To vent and to feel comfy in your own miserable inactivity.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:38:37 Post No.34810522
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:38:37 Post No.34810522 [Report]

this is objectively the worst board, but its' the only place on the internet (or the world for that matter) where I can relate to other people so I keep coming back

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So OP gained some interests huh?

Thats fine. Dont have to be a dick about it to a board that harbored your sorry ass up til this point.

Youre still a mongoloid in spirit, its who you are. Why else are you back here, shitposting?

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Acne Feels Thread 2017-02-12 05:24:27 Post No.34810311
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Acne Feels Thread Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:24:27 Post No. 34810311 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else started getting to get acne on their weenee?
It fucking sucks, probably would be the worst spot to get acne if it wasn't for the fun part of poping the pimple.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:33:37 Post No.34810446
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yeah I get the occasional zit on my dick

sometimes I have to masturbate just to get my dick hard in order to be able to pop the zit

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:35:48 Post No.34810482
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>>34810311
Popping them is literally the worst thing you could do

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>>34810482
Then what would I do? Just let that gross white stuff stay under the skin forever?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:17:36 Post No. 34810202 [Report] [View this topic]

>masturbate furiously like 4 times a day
>finally fall in love with a girl
>feel absolutely disgusted with myself when I think about sex with her

I don't want to sully her with my disgusting degeneracy even slightly. The thought of her sucking on a penis, even my own, is just wrong to me. The only thing I would ever want to do is missionary position while kissing her and whispering sweet things in her ear/locking eyes etc.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:19:27 Post No.34810230
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lol

asfafasgashsdhsdhdashahaha

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:20:24 Post No.34810244 [Report]

Then do that retard.
Also dubs

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>>34810202
I believe this is called "putting the pussy on a pedestal" and you shouldn't go it. Unfortunately, girls like it when you treat them like shit

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:16:19 Post No. 34810181 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone know the /severely bullied/ feels?
I look back everyday and think about all the fights I should have gotten into but didn't.

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>>34810181
I was bullied in elementary school, but It wasn't bad enough that I could've justified fighting. It was just some verbal abuse, basically mini-chads reminding me much of a weak loser I was.

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>>34810181
fuck; that girl is 11/10
i want to die ;_;

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>>34810231
I got the shit beaten out of me literally every day in high school. I'm a pajeet. It wasn't so much bullying as much it was a hate crime.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:12:52 Post No. 34810107 [Report] [View this topic]

what are the official robot french fries?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:14:16 Post No.34810133
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:14:16 Post No.34810133 [Report]

Fucking cheese fries.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:14:29 Post No.34810141 [Report]

Steak, british, potato wedges and 'tater tots' are the best.

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>>34810107
Whichever one you like. This may be the worst thread of the day.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:11:36 Post No. 34810082 [Report] [View this topic]

Well guys, I've finally been diagnosed with Aspergers. Can't say I'm suprised. But what do now?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:12:43 Post No.34810104
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:12:43 Post No.34810104 [Report]

How did you get tested and why?
I think I might have aspergers but I can't really see the advantage of getting diagnosed since everybody knows I'm weird.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:17:21 Post No.34810198
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:17:21 Post No.34810198 [Report]

I found an email from my dad to my grandpa saying he thinks I have "asbergers" and to never expect me to be a normal successful person. I'm kind of scared to get tested, I knew I wasn't a normie, but I didn't think it was this obvious.

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>>34810104
I got it done by a psychologist. No real benifits, I guess it's just knowing for sure.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:11:33 Post No. 34810080 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you just want a girl to give you a loving blowjob

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:12:59 Post No.34810110
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Blowjobs are degenerate. Femdom is the purest form of love.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:14:25 Post No.34810138 [Report]

Do blowjobs really feel better than sex?

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>>34810138
I really think they do. It's nice to just sit back and relax and enjoy yourself, rather than having to worry about pleasing your partner in any way.

There's something very primal and incredible about going all the way and controlling things, but if I were to pick just one, I'd take blowjobs.

Not that I'll ever get either ever again.

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