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-beat boxing-
Yo yo OP is a faggot
Momma took a shit and he's the maggot
Excuse me now I gotta a sammich to eat from the #1 zagat
-drop the mic-

>>34811273
That was the worst rap ever
>got booed offstage and possibly btfo

>>34811294

Come up with something better in the same time I made that "rap." It took me 30 seconds so GO

>>34811228
stick a gay foot up your pussy then dumb whore

>>34811232
I don't think they would like that.

>>34811228
suck my ingrown toenail bitch, I just hope you don't vomit at the scent of my unwashed feet and don't choke on my foot cheese.

>>34811112
>women detest adult virgins with every fiber in their being
no, that's you.
>they have to worship one or else they'll spend an eternity in hell
no, that's also wrong.

YOU'RE WRONG

>>34811126
>it's another "roastie denies Christ so she can justify her roastie ways" episode

>>34811168
i think people not engaging in casual sex is a good thing and don't call me a roastie just because you need the threat of eternal damnation to keep yourself to any moral standards.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUU'RE WRONG AND JESUS DIDN'T REAL

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>>34811082
Do I get a reward for not having any red-flags?

>he makes redflags threads
>he's ever been muted for more than 2 seconds

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>preferring men who supported Hillary over Bernie

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Please don't post yuyus in this pit of misery.

>>34811195
This OP please don't taint them.

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>>34811195
>>34811484
yukari is the light of my life

>>34811013
You can hear him masturbating?

Is it to, BLACKED porn?

my mom has woken me up 3-4 times because she's moaning loudly in the middle of the night masturbating... it's actually obnoxious though and pisses me off

>>34811310
I almost think you are telling the truth here

I eat junk food too and all I had to do was cardio for 30 min a day.

>>34811006
pic related op?

R-Ravioli

It's like being short.
Just because tall guys put less effort into getting dates/fucking more attractive women than you could ever get doesn't mean that your somehow permanently stuck being a virgin.
Not everybody has an easy hand in life you've just got to accept it.
I'm short, ugly, dark skinned and due to my genetics I gain a fuck ton of weight if my diet is anything but perfect but I make do with what i've got.

>>34810990
Probably murdered by his Leftist parents once they become radicalized to the point where they think all whites should die.

I was raised by a feminazi but now I'm a frog posting nazi memester.
There are a lot of routes this little puke could follow, he could be mommy 's pet freak and become a fag/tranny, he could be a wolf in sheep clothing and use feminist liberal rhetoric to plow legions of pussy, he could become an embittered contrarian and mass murder women, or bouncing off of enough peers, authorities, and media he might easily come out a bland average normie of his generation.
A seed has been planted, but it could germinate to grow in any direction or simply die in the soil.

>>34810990
Once he starts puberty his feminazi lesbian parents will start him on hrt claiming he always wanted to be a girl they will lie through their teeth just to seem progressive his parents will encourage him to get blacked they might even suggest it would be rascist to choose a partner based on race he will commit sudoko at the ripe age of 24

probably gonna wake up, go straight to work, have some dinner, go to my other job, get drunk while shitposting and watching garbage on youtube then sleep

>>34810953
you get to get drunk and shirupost at work?

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take her out for a chicken dinner.

have a threesome

I'm here for you, baby doll.

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>>34810835
I got myself one of those two months ago. Feels so good, man.

>tfw no potential serial killer bf

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>>34810831
Sorry but while women can easily fake it and almost always do, not all females can, and believe me, they CAN and DO have orgasms, and quite easily I must say.

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>>34810831
>The female orgasm doesn't exist. It's a social construct, an invention, nothing more. The concept was created by zionists in the early 20th century purely for the purpose of the destruction of the west via the disintegration of the nuclear family unit. It's time we grew up, robots. It's time to realize the truth. There is no such thing as a female orgasm, women are capable of nothing of the sort.
this

So, what, they feel absolutely nothing down there? Having Chad's nine incher up to the hilt in there just feels like nothing at all?

Didn't have any luck, yesterday?

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>>34810850
Nobody did sent me a mail yesterday, maybe this time something will happen. I can't give up.

>>34810809
Bump for OP. I hope you get one.

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I do not believe in god

>>34810711
Is praying to God any different than praying to giant heads that literally control the fucking weather?

>>34810730
Yes. The heads make more sense

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying blacks have low IQs?

Can someone tell me more about this? Do blacks really have lower IQs?

>>34810700
Sick dubs

How is it ironic exactly?

>Not ironic in the slightest
Being stupid is not ironic.

O.P, the troubles you have! Oy gevalt!

Good luck that you should find happiness.

kek that must suck.
I'm pretty sure you have to marry in order to follow the Law?
Why not just follow a more lenient/easier religion like christianity?
I guess you would just be insulting/blaspheming God if you did though.

>>34810942
No one who uses the internet talks like that.
>>34810982
You don't have to but you should. Marriage is a mitzvot, an act of devotion to G-d. I don't believe Christianity is true. I believe that the G-d of Abraham is the only (at least worth worshipping) god.