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So I've seen an increasing amount of minecraft threads on /r9k/ lately, probably because it's comfy and poorfags can play. I have recently started playing again and enjoying it.

For robots looking for a server I found a pretty simple survival server with land claiming to minimize greifing and not a lot of faggots.

mc.standardsurvival.com is the IP

Il be hanging out at spawn if anyone wants to play together and get /comfy/
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>>34811643

The major consensus here is that people like Vanilla right? Do most people here play cracked or have a paid copy? I'm surprised /r9k/ hasn't banded together to get a server going themselves.
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>>34811677
I've seen anons trying to to get a server going but haven't heard anything about it since. Plus if they did it might be anarchy and people would get their shit destroyed all the time unless the host knew what they were doing.

I play a paid version because I bought it in like 2009 when it was in alpha and like 10$
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>>34811791

I use to host a vanilla server and it was pretty well receieved because I didn't abuse admin powers to give myself or any friends advantages, but I spent so much time managing I only got to play a little bit. It was a vanilla server, but I'd put events on the server, and little competitions utilizing those scoreboards incase people wanted something to do. Even still, it was a good time though. Whatever guy wants to host is going to be forfeiting a good chunk of play time to keep things running smoothly.

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Fuck fuck fuck. I sent this fucking autistic ass message after I popped a sleeping pill. I don't even remember sending it. How fucked am I?
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>>34811633
Don't worry, the message is cute , not taking the typos into account cause you were high from a sleeping pill lol ??
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>>34811633
u dumb fucking pussy who cares
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You have to tread very carefully. Since she knows you care this much about her already, she has all the power and might have lost some attraction.

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>tfw my mom just killed my favorite fish
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give it a viking funeral
then eat it
then you'll be together forever
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Greentext?
Also Viking Funeral.
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Just kill your mom, its a prank bro

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>teehee, anon, I know you said you were straight, but I saw you saved some girly guys on your phone and I was wondering if you would like to fuck me
>I'll even wear some panties if you want
How do you respond to this /r9k/?
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He needs to go the full 9, panties, stockings, a lingerie top, a wig, make up, fully shaved, and not say a word
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yeah, I'm sure femboys would want overweight, greasy manlets to fuck them
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I'd try it.
If they smile and giggle a lot that'd help too.
Not sure if it's just my fear of women but I think they can be a lot cuter than most girls desu.
Still though they'd probably be as tall as me and not attracted to me at all.

Why not go to Japan? There are many qt Japanese girls waiting for you gaijin-san.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTlDDE8DRAg
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stop posting rerun content
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I have a full-time job.
I can't speak Japanese.
I'm scared to fly overseas.
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>>34811652
>I can't speak Japanese.
you can learn though

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Who's gonna be the next mass shooter in the us? Anyone on 4chan?
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>>34811587
>Who's gonna be the next mass shooter in the us? Anyone on 4chan?
if dubs it will be samson within the next three months
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>>34811587
That pic looks like a cross between Adam Lanza and Elliot Rodger. Fucking kek.
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>>34811611
Is anyone actually considering doing that shit?

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A few weeks ago I made a thread about mysterious itchy bumps appearing on my inner thigh. The bumps are still there and it's still very itchy. The affected area hasn't gotten bigger, but it also hasn't gotten smaller. There's no increase in the number of bumps I think. It still looks the same as it did weeks ago. I'm getting worried now. It won't itch for a few minutes, then suddenly it becomes very itchy . I try not to scratch. I've been trying to relieve myself by rubbing the area instead of scratching whenever I get the urge to itch.

I tried showering more and applying lotion hoping it will help, but it's not going away.

Anyone else have to deal with these kind of bumps?

-skin feels dry and soft
-bumps are raised and don't have a definite shape, like small bumpy looking blisters
-the skin color on the affected area is a darker tone than my skin color
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>>34811547
Ask a medical forum instead of thousands of literal retards. I'm sure no one here can help you.
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>>34811547
See a dermatologist or your regular physician
It's possible you're making it worse just by scratching it
typically STDs don't form on your thighs, but nearer to your genitals, but that doesn't mean it's not still possible for it to be an STD
Also, we have no way to know exactly what you mean without taking photos, you dumb slut
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could it be chaffing? have you recently gained weight or have you been walking/running more frequently?

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I was browsing for a new watch and i found one that lets you pick the background.

Trips decides

Pic related
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Your favorite character of a game, show, movie, book
Food? Car? Scenery?
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make it a very nice gril
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>>34811537
Picture of Elliot rodger

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Its 1:30 am eastern time.

My parents are asleep in their room and I have a couple of tabs of acid on me. Dubs decide if i take em or not.
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>>34811445
If dubs you kill yourself, you degenerate underaged nigger.
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>>34811445
Trips and you never do any drugs again.
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>>34811445
>taking acid at night
shit will keep you up for 24 hours retard, take it at lke 7 am and you might be able to go to bed by 1 am that night

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Why do they hate this site so much? It's free speech. Why are they such hypocritical pieces of fascist shit wanting to probe our lives just by participating here?
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>>34811365
>It's free speech
Says right in your post, OP.
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>>34811365
>Why do they hate this site so much?

they don't. Stop inflating the importance of this corner of the internet just because you come here.
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>>34811395
they are propagandists and infiltrators

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Did you guys forget about me?
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*chief keef voice* who the fuck are you
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>tfw Aggy will soon be allowed to be discussed openly
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>>34811348
she literally looks like me if i wore a wig

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LACTATION BREAD! Everything lactation here; inducing advice, general discussion, dating tips, porn vids, webms, gifs, pics, hentai, hucows and moar!
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Chocolate milk? Oh fuck yeah.
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hucow hentai, the best kind.
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>>34811347
does anyone know if it's possible for an average guy who is not fat to lactate without going on hormones? Through nipples stimulation alone?

Can't find any cases

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>tfw fat and okay with it

Everyone has flaws. I'm not gonna give up one of the few things I enjoy just to be liked by normies and cucked by some random slut
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>>34811336
>tfw OP is lying to himself again
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>tfw no chubby robot bf
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>>34811336
Yeah, your flaw is that you are an undisciplined pig who cannot exert self control or maintain a modicum of physical activity.

what the fuck are these guys can someone explain who they are help

rough oregonalgo
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>>34811304
Great bog post
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>>34811304
Get this nigga a rundown stat!
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Can I get a speedy summary?

This fucking chad acts autistic as fuck and just takes his shirt off in front of girls, and slays fucking pussy

You can't fucking make this shit up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQtSMIrHsc
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>>34811275
> acts autistic as fuck
>still gets pussy

shouldn't this be encouragement?

no matter how autistic you are if you're hot anyone will fuck you
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>Girls treat tall, ripped white guys differently than ugly, fat robots

More news at 11
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>>34811275
>Sky is blue
>Women are whores

You've made your point, now move along.

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