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Robots,
So I met a woman on a paid dating site yesterday. It's one of the larger sites. We talked literally all day yesterday and today with very little break. We have a lot in common and she seems genuinely interested in me. She doesn't seem to be fake, but I could be wrong.
Her profile seems legit (lots of real pictures, fully filled out) and she's obviously paid for the dating site.
She told me today she's a virgin (she's 28 and I'm 33). And we started talking about sex.
Before long we started swapping nudes. She event sent me a video of her fingering herself and a full body shot including her face.
She has a full body shot of me including my face and a video.
I just realized I only have her kik and. No other information.
How screwed am I? What if she wants to use it to blackmail me or posts it somewhere?
Other information:
We are planning to meet up but haven't made anything solid yet but she was the one that brought up meeting after we were done swapping nudes.
I'm not chad. I'm about a 6/10 skinny fat male.
She's a 6-7.5/10
Again, am I screwed?? Or did I just get lucky?
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You've gone so long without love that you're surprised something good can actually happen to you
Don't worry, she won't blackmail you, you'll be fine
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>>34812624
I hope so.
Guess it's not the end of the world if she tries. The best she could do is put it on a revenge porn site.
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Post her nudes my dude.
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Saturday Night Omegle Thread 2017-02-12 07:46:42 Post No.34812569
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Autists of the World Unite
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Someone talk to me pls oregonominal
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bumping this thread my dudes
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this anon never replies
What could she have possibly meant by this action?
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>ugly fake tits stapled to a barrel man body
Nice dick tho
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Asking for source in an original manner
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>>34813136
>>34812562
>>34812649
Thought
>"What the fuck is wrong with this girl is she a fucking tard with fake tits? Why the strong jawline and broad shoulders?"
>This looks like man and it is distur-Oh. More gays posting on my board. REEEEEEEE
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What is the most attractive thing in a man?
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>>34812523
his big black dick
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>>34812523
His dongdola
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>>34812523
his face obviously
Who is the better waifu for a robot?
Palvin is
>qt
>sexy
>goofy
Kristen is
>qt
>shy
>autismo
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>3D
>PD
Choose both.
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>>34812494
Palvin looks like a 2D.
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Do you think she uses her 11/10 qtness to break hearts of robots? Or does she simply spit in their faces and walk away? How would you interact with an 11/10 qt one on one?
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>Go to Taco Bell
>"Hey, can I get a (meal)"
>Cashier gets indignant about the way I worded the question
How do you ask for food?
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>"Hi, I'll have a (food item) please"
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In most taco bells I've been to recently, the drive thru worker always starts the interaction with "hi, how are you?"
I'd be an absolutely douche if I launched into "can i get a..." immediately
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>>34812434
>Can I get a meal
What would you do is she said no
>In class
>sitting next to 6/10 girl
>She leans toward me while writing
>The guy sitting behind us says "look how she is trying to hug anon"
>We both heard it
>Suddenly she puts her head on my shoulder for a few seconds
>HOLY SHIT this is my first physical contact with a female
>She removes her head and laughs
Did that ever happen to you? I wasn't even attracted to her but now I want to marry her. Do you think she likes me guys?
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>>34812424
yeah, if she didn't like you she wouldn't go near you let alone put her head on your shoulder
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>>34812681
I guess, though she didn't choose to sit next to me
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>>34812819
imagine you were a girl, would you put your head on some guys shoulder that you didnt find attractive
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>week ago
>oneitis of 2 years regularly shows signs of interest
>She's a petite 7/10
>mate gives a party
>Oneitis comes too
>Feel a bit sick
>Feel very tired
>She looks at me every once in a while and makes faces
>She playfully throws stuff at me
>Awkwardly try to communicate half an hour later
>No signs of interest at all
>she doesn't look like she's having a good time
>Go and sit next to her on the couch
>Wrap arm around her waist
>Doesn't back off but doesn't look like she's enjoying it either
>Want to talk to her
>Mind blanks
>"So uh oneitis how are you doing?'
>"Yes"
>She looks grumpy
>We quietly sit next to eachother for a few minutes
>she walks away
>Doesn't talk to me anymore since
I feel like shit
Thanks for reading my blog
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Fuck I made a really bad post
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>>34812455
I read it anon, don't feel bad, you're not alone. it always feel like a dagger in your chest when you realize someone you care about doesn't care back.
it'll pass somehow
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You were supposed to talk to her the moment you saw her making faces and then ask if you wanted to go do something else with just her.
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Well robots it approaching. 2017-02-12 07:35:25 Post No.34812366
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Well robots it approaching.
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The darkest day in robot history. Valentines Day.
*Sigh* Ill start. > Tfw no gf
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I plan to eat ice cream and watch lifetime. I plan to cry.
I still love you....
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Valentines day is sweet, my mommy always buys me chocolate.
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I'll probably just go on with my day like it doesn't exist. I've done it in the past and will probably do it again.
Let's get those feels a-rolling my dudes.
The semester is in full swing, maybe you're getting grades for your first quizzes back or something, let's hear it all!
Thread Starter:
How do YOU deal with procrastination?
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>go to liberal arts college
>look around at my fellow males
>all are incapable of basic male tasks
>most have beards yet talk in high pitched voices
>not 1 in 50 could change their own car's oil
>hate my generation
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>23 changed my major from psychology to physics
>see grad students my age doing non trivial research
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>>34812639
>that texas flag
what uni? I think that picture might be from mineassuming pic related
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>Anon this is police, we have a search warrant for your house
What is the most embarrassing thing they found?
>We also have to look in your computer and smartphone
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>>34812343
I'm very overweight with a lot of ass-fat, so when I go toilet I find it hard to detect the hole in the toilet, so the shit sometimes misses the hole and ends up on the floor. I can't clean it up easily so I leave it for about two weeks before doing a clean.
That would be the most embarrassing thing they would find.
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>>34812410
what the fuck
Can't you feel if your asshole isn't centered on the seat? I mean, you can feel the rim of the toilet touching your ass on the left and the right, so you know in the center of that is the hole.
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My internet browser history is a lot of legal but weird porn like feet and traps
Also I guess they could find my semem covered bed
am i the only person on here who DOESNT want a gf but rather just wants to kill a bunch of people
seems like every retard on here wants a woman
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>>34812264
I'd like to kill a lot of people, but I have to figure what I can do to kill the most possible non-whites before getting caught.
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>>34812264
This is the ultimate redpill
Just where to put all the bodies.. that is still up in the air
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>>34812264
I'd like both, but I'd settle for mass murder
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Your life in a picture
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l love this thread!
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I still live at home.
Dad tried to make me get a job with subtle hints.
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I'm kind of stressed out, but I've been through worse shit.
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Reaffirm my heterosexuality, /r9k/.
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>>34812109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUfJi8ijCo
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>>34812109
W-where do you t-think you are
>THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME NOW
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>worried about your sexuality when you don't even have sex
think about it
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I feel bad about playing overwatch all day
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>>34812108
There's no need to feel guilty about anything that you ever feel, think, believe, type, write, say, or do, unless it violates your morals/ethics/principles/personal code.
If you do feel guilty about anything, contemplate why that may be, and if possible, (and if you actually want to) alter whatever it is that's causing you to feel guilty, or somehow reconcile it with yourself so that you can continue it without feeling guiltily all the while.
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you should feel bad
everything in life requires moderation
get a hold of yourself mate
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>>34812108
I did too, so I quit.