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>one girl always smiles at me when i pass by and says hi
>another is a girl i ghosted before but looks hot now
>another one is my oneitis who tells me she hates me, calls me stupid and doesnt respond with anything in a text

>>34813284
>one girl always smiles at me when i pass by and says hi
This could be she thinks your cute, or she is just being friendly. But I'm sure you already know that. I will need more details if I'm to give you a verdict.
>another is a girl i ghosted before but looks hot now
Ghosted like she was into you and you ignored her? If so, she would probably still go for you now, but again would need more details.
>another one is my oneitis who tells me she hates me, calls me stupid and doesnt respond with anything in a text
She doesn't like you, but cares enough about you to hate you. I could give advice for what to do next if I had some more insight.

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>>34813195
>Does he like me?

Recently met and became friends with a guy for the first time of my life. We message constantly, and he asks to play chess with me (I'm a chess enthusiast). He also downloaded war thunder after I mentioned it, though I still think this is just friendly-tier. This goes around for a week or two, just messaging but not really talking on campus or anything like that.

fast forward to this week

We ended up playing chess at the campus for two hours, kicked my ass in it too.
>both decide to stop playing and started packing stuff up
>asks him "uh anon, dont wanna sound creepy but where do you live"
>"I live 3 blocks that way, I have a wii"
>ended up going to his place and hung out for another 4 hours
>we click extremely well
>he gets somewhat close to me when showing me things
>when we played with his cat he used the cat toy on me and just fooled around
>Its getting late and I decide to leave
>handshake but not hug

I get home, we text a bit and reference to things that happened while I was there. I tell him about the shitty movie "The Room" and he makes a deal with me that if I lose the next chess game we have to watch the movie.

Extra Info:
-I accidentally sent a heart and said "oops accident", he sent one back and said "no oops grr".
-he incorporates hearts sometimes into things
-i mention a book and he seems interested in reading it, let him borrow one of my copies of said book.

I'm awfully oblivious and still think he's only being friendly. I'm too embarrassed to tell this to my friend because it's embarrassing to even think I have a chance with this guy. He is way too cute for me.

One valentine I ate a bunch of cheese cake and watched texas chainsaw 2.

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>be angsty dude in my mid 20s
>Feb 14
>park 200 feet away from entrance to Hallmark store at 5 pm
>sit and stare at the soulless men marking inside for two hours
>make up stories, imagining what the life of each one is like
>hate the world even more, but feel kinda good too

I don't understand why you guys torture yourselves. Valentines Day has always been a forgettable day for me.

>>34813113
>not greentexted
>no shits given

>>34813113
for the more serious communities they have people that have been there for years and actually contribute stuff. I can see why they'd make fun of some new retard who tries to fit in too fast

>>34813113
i was offered mod in an irc once and i turned it down because too much pressure. i was also modded in a discord server the first day i was there and i didn't do anything and didn't come back

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The PC. I'm not paying money to have people pretend to like me

maybe if they're traps tho

I'm always for being one who pays for long term gain, can't go wrong with a PC. Escorts just make one sad

>>34813081

The PC because I am afraid of STDs.

...or is it because I have never seen a vagina whereas I've jacked my dick ten thousand times?

dicks are gross
orig

boys > traps > girls

>>34813040
He doesn't look like the kind of person who would send dick pics and be aggressive about it. That's the joke

>>34813040
started with a screencap of a text conversation and eventually turned into people putting this text on a bunch of pictures

>>34813072
was this pigtail bitch the original image?

>>34812995
Is this bait, or is this an actually, a well thought-out, and calculated question?

>>34813013
I really don't get it. Sometimes I think it's just a buzzword they can use as an excuse to reject ugly guys.

>He, uhh, wasn't connnnfident enough

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>>34812995
Because they're either too lazy or hypocritical to get shit done by themselves.
A confident guy can make her feel safe, can get a decent job, take her to places, tell good jokes, etc.
Alternatively, we men look for quiet girls because makes us feel in control.

what a fagola

>>34813009
you probably like trannies

Unironically kill yourself.

You're probably a beta faggot with weak genes who only exists because the world wars killed millions of non-faggy alpha men and selected for your gay ancestors, and now you twerk your ass in front of other men.

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>haven't kissed, held hands with or hugged a single girl in my 21 years of life

25

same

i win

>>34812950
and if you stay here you'll turn out like me
>haven't even held a girl's hand in my 30 years of life
leave right now for your own good

is shei going to giving you a danjob

>>34812938
>actually wanting and accepting eating used-up roastie roommate pussy
disgusting

>tfw small penis, so I need to get good at eating pussy
>tfw too socially retarded to find a girl to practice on

>>34812927
>combining normalshit memes with our misery
leave, don't come back.

>>34812927
the intro was the best part
the rest of it is eh

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>>34812947
This shitty meme came out from this site, though.
It all started because everyone wanted to fuck the pink haired underage girl and then started to unironically watch the show until they discovered the song.

>>34812907
>1: I couldn't stay hard if she wasn't blowing me
Stop masturbating so frequently.

>2: tight foreskin, so it hurt a little bit
Get circumcised.

>>34812942
>Get circumcised
SHLOMOOOOOOOOOOO

>>34812942
I plan to stop. Also I will get circumcised if this is a regular problem. I really don't want to, it's a last resort.

keep it trill

>>34812899
Bumpedmore

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>>34812899
there is many more than 19 social outcasts in this discord server now

i hope it was that long haired drunken piece of human excrement who posts shitty drinking threads every day

who was this? Eliza?

>>34812711
That kid is hilarious

Real metal head

Are women hate threads obsolete now!

>>34813207
Everything you've listed there is equally, if not more, men's fault. You're retarded.

>>34812677
You realize attention is all they want in life so by denying them any attention you drive them batshit insane?