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i like bones.
send me more music that is similar
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$uicideboy$ if you dont already know them, kinda like bones but more agressive.
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Yung Leans for the kind of aesthetic vibe, not really as dark though, the sadness to bones' anger
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>>34814617
>>34814625
thanks my dudes, already listen to those though

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Looking for a pretend gf or a guy who wants to act like my gf or something similiar really. I'm pretty boring as a person, message me at [email protected]
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>>34814586
How desperate are you to ask for such pathetic thing?
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>>34814586
>Constanze
great taste
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>>34814715
I wouldn't pay anyone for this, so not that desperate yet.

>>34814743
Y-you too.

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Dedicated for nocturnal feels.

>tfw slept until 5:30 PM and still tired
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>>34814461
It's 5;20 am here
and I can't sleep
it's all the Internets fault

If i could escape this black hole i might actually be able to be productive
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>>34814509
If you had a backbone you could escape. I work 3rd shift 10 days in a row, and then switch to 1st shift the 4 days that I have off, and am ALWAYS back to 3rd shift by the end of my weekend.

You just force yourself to stay up when you are supposed to be up. If you can't sleep when you're supposed to, then you aren't sleeping until the following night.
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>tfw non 24 hour sleep disorder
>tfw sleep patterns have been flipping around from normal to nocturnal for years
>tfw it's a blind person disorder and I'm not even blind

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>tfw 6.5 inches but Cucked by phimosis
>It's made me pussy out of losing my virginity 5 times

Do girls like veiny penors?
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Veins are aesthetic
T. Has never seen a dick irl
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Cock in a sock

Your "penis" is strange and unattractive. Girls will not like it, but if they otherwise find you attractive or enjoy your company they may allow you to insert that thin veiny probuscus in them
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>>34814445
Time to snip snap that flip flap anon. It takes care of your anxiety and you can start a new life

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Prove to me without memes,shitposts and shitty photoshopped MGTOWmeme pictures aka actual evidence and studies that the whole "alpha/beta/etc." bullshit is true.
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>>34814368
walk up to a girl and ask her for her number, when she says no send Chad over to ask her for number.
Realise that the whole Alpha/Beta thing is real and give up on life.
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>>34814424
Nice evidence there mememaster
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>>34814424
what a load of bullshit

>>34814368
you can't proof a negative anon. the whole mgtow is just fat bitter neckbeards who decided that they won't ever have a chance with women to begin with and eventually stopped trying. It's the equivalent of 11year olds throwing a tantrum.

>you don't get a gf because you are disgusting
>OH YES? I NEVER WANTED ONE ANYWAYS

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I'm horny AF and gay and got told it was wrong by /pol/ so convince me one way or another
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Ask pol then you faggot nigger
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Go ahead.

You're far gone enough to be an actual homo, it doesn't matter at this point.
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>>34814358
Here's the thing about /pol/, they'll lie to your face just to be contrarian.

How do you save money Robots ?
write everything you do so we can learn from each other, stuff like live in basement for free and steal newspaper from others etc.

> steal toilet paper from public places
> gather water from the river to water plants (carrots and stuff in planting pots on my balcony)
> plant own tobacco and stop smoking when my stock from last year is empty
> take salt, mayo and ketchup packages from fastfood restaurants
> gather wood sometimes with my car for my furnace to heat
> gather old paper to press it into burnable paperblocks for my furnace
>shower in public places like the gym hall
> go on free conventions for free advertisment presents
> repair shoes with ductape
> buy cheap cola, acctually tastes like coke but for other fizzy drinks is no replacement (cheap stuff just tastes horrible)
> always buy cheapest potatos, now diffrent to expensive

so the next thing i wanna invest is into a solar pannel to heat a backingoven for backing my own bread, but i have no knowledge in this.
Has sb an idea how to save gas money ? I have a car that uses normal gasoline but a new car with diesel is to expensive for me... sb advise ?
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>>34814289
I bank with Bluebird. Having no fees whatsoever saves me more than enough money to cover literally everything you listed there (I have a natural gas heater and don't smoke).

Water costs an average of $1.50 for every 1000 gallons that you use. It's not worth my time to do what you do.

As for a car, just go for full electric, like the Nissan Leaf or something. Electricity is cheap as fuck, and you get like 90 miles per charge.

Also, buy actual wood furniture. It will last a lifetime, unlike that poly board bullshit, which dissolves when it gets wet.
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I have a graduate level job and don't spend any money because my only hobby is shitposting on the internet
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i dont use furniture really only 1 wood desk and a couch i sleep on, electricy cars still to expensive even if my country subsidies it.
But if get enough i will buy one :) do electic tractors exist ?
And most important whats bluebird, can you explain it to me :)

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What's the best way for an adult to learn about math online? Just out of interest, not employment or college related

I saw some people recommending Khan Academy but they were on reddit so I don't trust them
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>>34814267
Dude go onto /sci/ for this

This place is a festering cespool of borderline retardation
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>>34814267
It's important to get a good understanding of foundations. You should start by reading principia mathematica by russell and whitehead. Then go to ncatlab.org and start learning about categories and sheaves.
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Get a proper textbook, easy to find pdfs online, and do the exercises. Try to avoid skimming or skipping chapters and exercises as you may tend to as a self taught. Shit like khan academy is more of a tutorial style aimed at lazy procrastinating students to cram for exams.

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>call each other fags
>people became fags
>call each other autistic
>people became autistic
>call each other cucks
>people are now becoming cucks
DONT YOU SEE!? WE ARE DOING IT TO OURSELVES!

NOW SAY SOMETHING NICE TO SOMEONE!
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>>34814202
The character in the
>.gif
Looks interesting
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>>34814202
You cute anime girl
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>>34814202
No. You autistic cuckfag.

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Ohayou edition
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>TFW every nationalist group you find is full of drama queens and LARPers

Good by country, I hardly knew you.
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Hungover
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>>34814167
never been in a britfeel thread always just skim read them. so is it like shitposting with more people saying "lads"

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>Well well, look who came out of his cave!
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>>34814163
>who came out of his cave!

uhhh hi guys
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Guten Appetit
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>>34814375
Danke. Lass dich nicht aergern anon.

How can I convince my underweight gf to gain weight? I tried to tell her about the various health risks of being underweight, but she said that those actually just come from vitamin deficiencies, which she doesn't have.

Oh, and I actually don't really care about her health, I just want her to get a bigger butt. She gained a few pounds in the past and it went all to her ass, but now it's all gone again. For reference, she's 5'3", 94 lb.

Her body looks like pic related but obviously she's not that pretty.
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Cook her more delicious meals?
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>>34814110
You are complaining about your gf when she is that curvy

Get the fuck out of here man with your nigger bullshit

That chick looks fine
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she probably has an account on MPA kek

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>He didn't lose his virginity at 16 like a normal person
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thats when normal people lose it?
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>>34814098
I dont know about virginity but I sure would have liked to kiss a girl at that age
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>>34814098
neither did you apparently

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>>34814096
originally, what is this?
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>>34814113
A technique to completely eliminate emotional problems.

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I fucked up. I had a chance and I blew it I'll be on this board forever, might aswell look for some real estate here

>25 KHV
>for reasons end up alone with a female friend in her apartment
>watching movies eating pizza
>gets very late
>"yea no problem you can stay here"
>get in bed
>she is on her tablet and I browse the 4chins on my phone a bit
>what the fuck this isn't how this should go
>totally sperg out and put phone down
>turn head to her and ask "s...so you wanna have sex?"
>she looks at me for 5 seconds straight
>"uhmmm no lol" gets up to sleep on the couch

Why are roasties the way they are it's not fair all the signals where there where did I go wrong. Fucking toasties I swear to god
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>>34814046
I hope you arent serious
Youre not entitled to sex just because yall hung out and are sleeping in the same bed
If a girl really wants to fuck you she will but if not forget about it
Why must men always thing abour getting their dick wet in a HOLE
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>>34814046
i agree she roasted pretty hard. but i can't decide whether your retardedness surprasses her roast
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>>34814661
it's not like I demanded sex I fucking asked her if she wants to in a halfway romantic way. at least I didn't go full caveman and just started touching her

>>34814733
what do you mean by retardedness? I seriously don't see what was wrong with how I acted

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