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let's just have another fetish thread, they're really /comfy/ and they're the only reason I come to /r9k/
what's your fetish
talk about fetish
post fetish
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Can anyone explain to me what the difference between a fetish and a sexual orientation is? The only real difference I have found is that one has a lobby behind it and the other does not.
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>>39083873
Fetish is how you want to fuck and sexual orientation is who you want to fuck.
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>>39083827
>tfw fapped to Lilo and Stitch.

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Did you hear? Taylor swift only charges $1 to grope her bare ass.
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I'd buy that for a $1
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He was used to groping for free. Should have asked first before stealing a grope desu.
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Pass

orgwgjmwrg

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>Beat his disabled mother

>Locked her in a bathroom because she took his video games away

Was he a robot?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/14/charlottesville-suspect-accused-beating-his-disabled-mother-threatening-her-with-knife-911-calls-show.html
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>Also Monday, a former classmate told The Associated Press that on a school trip to Europe in 2015, a teenage Fields couldn't stand the French and said he only went on the trip so that he could visit "the Fatherland" -- Germany.

>"He just really laid on about the French being lower than us and inferior to us," said Keegan McGrath.

the fuck
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>>39083689
Seems like a typical /pol/fag
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>>39083689

Well he was without a doubt, 100% a Channer.

I'd say he was a former robot who drifted to /pol/. Finally made some friends and got a hobby and left the house.

Probably gonna spend the next 30 years back indoors a lot though.

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Why is it so hard? I just want someone to talk to. Every time I try I never get a response.

It's really crushing. I have so much to say and no one willing to listen. It's times like this that I don't even feel human, just like a shell
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>>39083682
>I have so much to say and no one willing to listen.

Never in my years of browsing have I ever had a quote that relates so hard.
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>>39083711
I'm sorry you feel this way too, anon. I don't know what i am going to do.
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>>39083682
>>39083711
What did you guys get up to today?

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It seems that some of you have gfs, how did you managed to if you browse this shithole?
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Because normies and Chads are immune to the negativity and desperation here.
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>>39083553

Pretty spot on. Also most of us come here because it feels good to see people sadder than you
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>>39083548
I'm tall, handsome, funny, good natured.

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When can rape be justified?
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When it is for self-defense
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>>39083440
Whenever you get away with it
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>>39083440
When you're a virgin over 14

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I think we can say goodbye to AI GFs.

>An advisory code of conduct for robotics engineers aimed at guiding the ethical design, production and use of robots.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/12/give-robots-personhood-status-eu-committee-argues
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>general basic income
nice, fuck working
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>>39083320
And there goes my last reason to live.
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>>39083320
Fuck the EU.
An entire continent of cuckold race traitor beta males.

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Im not him trying to shill my own book and yes, I am aware of /biz/. It will not help everybody, but it changed my life and while I still am a robot to the max, I now have a completely new view an everything (not just monies). Read it. (You can always pirate it).
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>>39083288
Give me a quick rundown. Just write out each pillar and a sentence or two summary.
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>>39083288
link pdf plox
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>>39083288
Well it won't cure my depression, so, no

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Is it wrong that the main reason I lost my will in joining protests against white nationalists is mainly because I feel like I'm putting my life at risk?

I've a lot of friends in the SJW movements. And over the weekend alone, I've lost roughly eleven of them for expressing the fact I no longer feel safe protesting ._.
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>>39083271
kek nice bait you cuck also is that based mustache man in the backround
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>>39083271

Dont listen to these faggots >>39083539

Its okay to have that fear, if you do feel well start protesting with your friends again :)
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>>39083271
Why? Just put on some mask and punch a random one from behind

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I wish that my angel will come back to me. Please, robots. Her Discord is bailey#8569

Just tell her Olive wants her back.

How can I win her back, friends? Please help. I can't stop thinking about her. I just want to login to Discord and tell her I love her, but she blocked me.

>Talk for a week
>Become friends
>Make mild advances ("please, come to bed with me so I can hug and blow you kisses endlessly"), just normaly roleplay stuff.
>She got wierded out on Facetime
>Blocks me

All women are vapid sluts. But I want her back.

Dammit I wish I took more screenshots of her on FaceTime. I miss her. Bailey please come back, little one. My baby girl. I miss you. I love you. Daddy misses you, baby. My sweet little girl.
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>>39083059
Wow faggot shut up and forget it, like all of us do
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Dude... It's time to stop.
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i wish she would come back to me too but i was blocked last night

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Why are most girls trash?
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>>39083017
Why because they won't respond to a pizza faced fat guy with his gut hanging over his sweat pants?
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>>39083049
I'm 6'1, 170lb, clear skin, made over $50,000 last year and none of that shit helps.

face gotta look like chad to get girls like chad
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>>39083017
I would unironically still date this guy if he called me trash

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Do you like low dosing drugs?
On 350mg of DXM and cozy as fuck listening to music. I feel so happy and open, I wish I was high all the time, Just got back from hanging out with a tranny, Friendzoned because I was not attracted to her, Hope she is fine with being friends, She is crazy like me and she likes drugs so that's a good connect to have fun and stop being a shut in
I wish some one loved me for me
>What drugs do you do
>What do you want to do
>Any crazy stories
>high right now?
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>What drugs do you do
Caffeine, l-theanine, alcohol, melatonin, phenibut
>What do you want to do
Beta blockers
>Any crazy stories
Nope
>high right now?
Nope
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>>39082845
Fuck off. The only drugs a robot could get access to are alcohol and jenkem.
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>>39082845

Im an alcoholic and I take a nice upper when i can get my hands on them. Don't have the money these days though.

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Is foot envy a thing?
Do women get jealous of other girls feets when they are superior to their own?
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am i supposed to be able to tell who has the best feet here
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>>39082738
no, because feet don't have a scale of which is "better", they're just fucking feet
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>>39082738
that slide looks pretty dangerous

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What is the most optimal way to kill yourself with a gun. I mean what angle increases my odds of dying and not becoming a vegetable. Is a heart shot a consideration over a bullet to the brain?

Unfortunately I don't own a shotgun and only have a .38. Pic related its my world ender and also the same gun that my grandfather killed himself with.
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>>39082635
>What is the most optimal way to kill yourself with a gun
Hit yourself over the head with it
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You should use it to kill other people first anon. Then I guess you could just jump off a buliding after you`ve finished your rampage. Invest in a speedstrip/speedloader and hollowpoint bullets.
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>>39082635
Put in your mouth and aim toward the back of your head at a 45 degree angle
DO NOT put it on your temple because youll live and blow your eyesballs out

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Why was everything before 2001 so much better?

What generation did you wish to experience?
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>>39082614

t. nostalgic oldfag
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>>39082614
>Why was everything before 2001 so much better?
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>>39082614
Whatever they call the period where japan was being visited by the Americans that'd be comfy tbhh or even earlier when the dutch arrived there.

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