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>>34819335
C-cute desu fampai

>>34819335
Looks cool, but it's not the best Jovian moon, it's not even the best Saturn moon. That title goes to Titan, that nigga so fresh he even has his own atmosphere

>>34819332
l-leave me alone, I only want white girls

>>34819332
orale' pince puta, fuck off eh

>>34819332
Yes my homie, can you help a vato out?

>>34819321
>be me few years ago applying for college during senior year of high school
>interview for MIT
>interviewer is an alumni that lives near me
>the first 1/3 of the interview time, we get our meals and I tell him how I took every single AP class my high school offered and how I got a 3 or above (excellent/passing score) on every single test, had a 4.0 GPA (this doesn't mean straight A's however)
>tell him how I was in National Honor Society, I'm an Eagle Scout, did sports all 4 years during every season, etc etc
>my interviewer seems impressed, he looks white as fuck
>tells me he never took AP classes and never even took calculus in high school, he just took one IB class, which is apparently similar to AP
>he goes on to tell me he never though he would get into MIT because he basically just played video games all throughout high school
>tells me his mother is half-Colombian, and he put on his application that he is 1/4 Colombian
>he straight up tells me that's why he thinks he got in to MIT
>for the next 2/3 of the interview he starts ranting Age of Empires 2 strategies to me and tells me how he's building a new gaming PC
>wtf is going on
>leave interview, thank him
>a week letter my rejection letter from MIT came

Yeah man I really have a lot of incredible White Privelege how lucky am I??

>>34819514
If it makes you feel any better, Asians even with kinda your track record are discriminated against even harder.

>>34819321

Being employed at NASA doesn't stop a bullet, nigger.

Post pic of yourself with timestamp and something to give a sense of scale.

Otherwise this is a blatant shitpost.

>>34819232
>he doesn't just "vanish" to create concern
>he doesn't realize they'll go out of their way to get a hold of him
>he doesn't realize when they do he can fuck them
>he still hasn't tried to fuck any of them

You're not a man. You're a fucking faggot. Kill yourself at the next opportunity you have.

that story kind of turned me on.

I hate OP because he is gay.

>>34819234
I hope Op will die, it would make my day

OP loves sucking cock and with other men, going all the way

>>34819070
Yea, if you enjoy horsemeat, Sure!

Not even memeing, they legit have horsemeat in those fuckersss

>>34819125
You forgot that I said vegetable.
Anyways, I'm fine with that. They taste great, and I get to piss off bronies at the same time.

>>34819154
>meatball
What a faggot

>Also forgot: I have hair growing halfway up my penis

JustEndItAlready.jpeg

>>34819023
Because you have non-european blood mixed into your lineage somewhere.
>>34819053
Because your method of masturbation involves pulling the shaft-skin up instead of pulling the foreskin down like you're supposed to. Maybe you're cut, or maybe your foreskin is just tighter than normal

>>34819082
>Because you have non-european blood mixed into your lineage somewhere.
Yeah that I know.

>Because your method of masturbation involves pulling the shaft-skin up instead of pulling the foreskin down like you're supposed to. Maybe you're cut, or maybe your foreskin is just tighter than normal

Yeah I'm cut and it's possible my nasturbation technique is wrong.

Can I fix the hair problem?

>>34818986
>step 1: be a big guy like me
>step 2: don't be a small guy like you

>>34818986
Please post your pouting face op! I'll pay with a couple (you)s.

>>34818986
Stop watching anime faggot

>>34818817
So she's 16 in this gif?

what the fuck why am i banned

>>34819382
oh nevermind i'm not anymore

no it makes you a nigger

>>34818813
those are the SECOND HAND SHOES

>>34818919
I actually did get them from a sally anns

>>34818752
I signed you up for breast reduction surgery.

>>34818752
I sure wasn't masturbating to your fuckhuge tits

>>34818752
lelling at this blatantly exploitative interview w her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4oCGwTcS7g

>>34818700
As long as you are also a cute femboi then no its not too much to ask

>>34818745
I'm not a cute femboy anon. I'm just a normal guy

>>34818792
Are you a manlet?
how would you rate yourself?
how would you describe yourself without using the word robot

>>34818562
>aspiring fatbots

>>34818574

We don't judge around here, anon. We reach a wide audience.

>>34818562
>Tfw you're larger than a baby whale

>>34818473
You can't have this opinion unless you're not a virgin, btw.

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>>34818473
the problem is with tall women

tall women encourage womanlets to only go after lanklets, they're the problem

>>34818496
Yes i had sex before

t.normie

The beard is permanent you need laser treatments to get rid of it.

Other than the large cleft chin block what I can only assume is a honking huge Adams apple, he's wearing a necklace that advertises it

>>34818397
It's pretty obvious that he's trans. They can never achieve the looks of a real woman to perfection