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>>34820922
Bernice here, i'm gonna fuck your shit up motherfucker

Is he old enough to be on /r9k/?

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>>34820922
This is why eugenics is a thing. Think of the future generations and how bad you fucked up.

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>>34820912
haha, very epic and xD

I like this thread

Wow that was good. Hope I don't get an STD, hope she doesn't get pregnant.

>>34820912
Now what?

Origarigaga

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>>34820794
>wake up
>i still don't have a gee ef

>>34820794
I know you probably don't care about sports like I do anon but this former nba player died in his sleep from heart attack yesterday (age 24). keep on keeping on, it might be you next

>he doesn't inject 10mg of fentanyl for eternal sleep
what a pleb

>>34820791
>was at a starcuck today

Literally fucking how and why

>>34820802
MY wagecuck job is across the street so i come in an hour early with my laptop to shit post before the cucking begins for the jews

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>>34820791
>Why don't you just get a car?"
-t. young normies who don't pay rent/was given a car the minute they turned 16

I'd love to just "get" a car. Wanna give me a ride to the free car store?

>>34820574
first of all, go back to >>>/lesgen/ and never leave

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>>34820611
Lesbians are fucking disgusting, /lgbt/ is a terrible board.

I just want to fuck around with '''straight''' and bi girls who are actually cute and feminine.

Go to your local lgbt meetup

>>34820534
>lole! Anon ur so quiet!!!
Nothing makes me more pissed

asking about you, or your day, or anything pertaining to you despite the fact you know they have zero interest in what you have to say and are just trying make small talk for the sake of making small talk

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>>34820534
> raising their normie children

>>34820525
Recently? 2016 Elections and /pol/.

>>34820525
Smart Phones and easy access to high speed internet.

I'm completely clueless as to the history behind /pol/ and why it became normie central.
Somebody help me?

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>step outside
>look both ways down the street
>slink over to my car
>stick key into car door and begin to turn
>here a little voice behind me, in the distance
>"GET HIIIIM!"
>gang of 12 year old Chads on bikes riding straight at me
>run back to my house as fast as possible
>forgot my keys in the car door
>kick in front door
>use the lawnchair I use as a recliner to prop up against the door as a lock
>run to my room and hide under my pile of piss stained newspapers I call a bed
>begin to cry

>>34820320
No get back in your hole, bitch.

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It'll be safe after the wall is built

im a girl and i will allow all the guys on r9k to be my valentine :)

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lina is my valentine

I'm going to find a femanon gf!!

This is the perfect time!

i think the guy used as chad on the left is around 5'8" iirc

>>34820261
Chad is obviously 6'2'' or 6'3'', true chad sizes

still haven't heard an explanation on why physicality still matters to genetic quality

male: 9-10/10
female: 0-1/10

>>34820184
this

>Girls want confident extroverted guys.

>Guys want cute shy girls.

>>34820209
So truueeee

its your lucky day. posting thinspo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

>>34820089
grimes is bad

Then don't eat them, fatass.

>>34819958

why would you want to date a drunk salary man guy ?

Don't they cheat with prostitutes alot ?

When I lived in japan, there was always that drunk salaryguy at the arcade I played, we became really good friends and played some rhythm games, gundam exvs and blazblu together, he was probably the best friend I've ever had

>>34819990

i like blazblu, hakumen/ragna main here.

but only played the first 2.

I accept you anon!

Don't let your current situation get you down, I used to be a neet that stood home every day but now I'm a normie, you just need to try

>>34819935
want sum of my tendies, anon?

>>34820012
>but now I'm a normie

going out onece in a while for groceries doesn't make you a normie

>>34819925

only 2 years until you can go home

>>34819925
Why would Saturn engulf Earth before Jupiter?
Jupiter has a stronger gravitational field

>>34819925
what a beautiful way to die