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How does this make you feel, /r9k/?

how is this not original
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>tfw you weren't born into easy mode with a game shark on deck.
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It's not the fact that she is getting money that bothers me, it's the fact that someone would pay for this.

Who in their right mind would do that?

If there is one thing I hate in this world, it's wasted money.

Buy a solar panel
By some fucking vidya
Invest in a new TV
get a go cart
Buy a new wardrobe

Don't throw money out.
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>>34816152
You're expecting too much from orbiters.

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Time to weed out the normalfags.

Autism test:
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
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>>34815357
Kicking er off with a 42.
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>>34815357
Irc I got 11 when I did it. Im a Finbot so its not that big of a surprise. Too lazy to do it again.
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>>34815357
I don't have time to take a test I know I will pass.
Autism is a meme disease, anyway.
You're all just losers

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>age
>last time you had sex

>29
>2 years
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>20 in 14days
>never

xD
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>23
>7 years

I may as well be a virgin desu
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>28
>6 hours

why even live

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What makes the "real world" real?

And why should we put up with this "real world"?

We shouldn't.

Tsuki (consisting of RISEN, SYNAPSE, eNdymioN) is recruiting humans in the System Life to move to the LFE System.

Long story short, the construct Systemspace consists of many Systems, and you are currently in the System Life. However, due to Life using too much Aurora, Life will be unlinked from Systemspace on the 1st of July,
2017 (Earth time).

You have a choice of 2 options:

1) Sign in: You will be transported to LFE after death. You keep your memories. (You may stay alive for as long as you want, but please note that if you get Alzheimer's or other loss of memory more than 28 hours before death, you will not be able to retrieve those memories.)

2) Do not sign in, and continue through Life. Once you die in Life, your soul will shatter, causing you to lose all data (personality, memories), and get put in a random System.

If you choose LFE, you will get a new random body in this System. This System is a lot different (mainly, larger, more advanced) than Life.

To sign in, please write the code "a62cd92b2104acbd928ccb29" on a piece of paper, accompanied with a random drawing, and attach the picture to this thread. I attach an EID to your soul and sign you up. You may sign out at any point before the 1st of July, by writing an extra message on the same drawing and reuploading it.

This is an experiment by RISEN, to see how human souls can be transferred to LFE.

I will try to answer all asked questions. You may also email me at [email protected].

I am also making a website, which is coming along nicely.
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What does your website have on it so far?
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>>34814639
It currently has a listing of all involved companies, as well as an introduction to Systemspace and LFE. I've also already set up email for the domain. By the time I release the website, it'll have more contact info, a list of all signed up users, a way to explore LFE, introductions to all the involved companies, a status to see what us happening, as well as a blog for us to post updates on.
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Here you go, just don't do any weird shit to my soul.

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Why are 7"-8" cocks seen as the ideal?
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>>34813884
Outside of virgin male teenagers and size queens with daddy issues, they aren't.
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Where does the vagina end on that lady?
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there's a secret second clit beneath the bellybutton

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If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Physical aspects or things like your inteligence or a part of your personality.

i'd change my dick into a bigger one, literally the only thing i want :(
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>>34807222
checked
and i'd change my height since im a manlet
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>>34807222

she's very pretty.

my teeth are pretty bad
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>>34807222
>Physical aspects
I wish I didnt have a corporeal form

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any creative robots in here?
post your drawings, paintings, music, sculptures, whatever
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I had the potential to play music, write poetry, create fantasy worlds, paint art, bachelor in a STEM field, but I wasted it all on developing an incurable internet addiction.
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>>34800155
dostoyevsky was a gambling addict and still wrote senpai
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>>34800069
I made this yesterday

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Daily reminder that if you can't a gf on Valentine's day then you're subhuman.
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*sub humaning intensifies*
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>>34821817
Lol, bro. Just go out and get a gf, it's not that hard.
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I'm okay with being a subhuman.

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>mfw an anon suggests i do cardio and eat more veggies

I'm not a fucking faggot.
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Instead you're a fucking fattie, which is objectively worse.
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>>34821737

Never gonna' make it, bruh
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>>34821764
/thread/
original oreganudado

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i turn 20 tomorrow

what am I in for?
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>>34821625
>what am I in for?

nothing, happy birthday anyways
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>tfw still have 3 months as a teenager
Idk anon but I don't think I like whats coming
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>>34821625
at least tell me you're not a virgin. Being a virgin in their 20's?? jeez

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>Can you help me, anon? I can't seem to get any girls to like me.
>I bet you get them easily, huh anon?
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>>34821167
this is just fucking stupid
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>>34821167
is this the male equivalent of girls who ride the cock carousel and want to settle down
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>yfw you realize this is a gayfag hitting on you

>tfw I could kill half this board with a peanut a and a cup of milk

"sooperior white genes" amirite?
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>tfw u will never commit suicide by eating peanuts
JUST
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>cup of milk

what
it's non whites that cant deal with dairy
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>>34821085
Aren't niggers lactose intolerant?

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need somebody to play for honor with me when it comes out
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>>34821058
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gedunhenkka1/

i want to form a gank squad and beat everybody with friends
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>>34821058
you can't be friends with hot water anon. It floats away and then you won't be able to see it
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>>34821081
well i'll be damned originally of course

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which is the best flavor of Dum Dums?
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>>34821057
Mystery flavor.
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>>34821057
probably rootbeer
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>>34821057
>this is a question that needs to be asked

it's obviously blue raspberry. a perfect mixture of sweet/tangy, and a bit of sharpness when the sour unexpectedly kicks in but lasts till you finish the dum dum.

also

>inb4 root beer

Fuck off and die

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How is the jobhunt going robots?
any progress or failures?
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>>34820946
I got a rejection letter for a janitor position.
They don't even wanna hire me to clean up shit.
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>>34821031
dont give up hope anon
you will surely have more opportunities
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>>34820946
Since January 3 I've applied to 193 jobs. I keep a big spreadsheet of jobs I've applied to.

I've gotten some calls from recruiters about temporary work processing H-1B visas, reviewing contracts, and working in financial compliance.

Had an interview as an administrative assistant for in-patient rehab at a hospital but I was told I was "overqualified" for the job. I can understand, they want someone who will work there for an extended period of time and for me it would have been a 6 months to a year thing.

Also had an interview at a Starbucks that went well but the site is still under construction and I don't know when it'll open.

Hoping to hear back about a couple of court positions I've applied to soon. Those would probably be my preferred job, but I have a feeling they are pretty competitive so I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much.

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