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my siblings always joked that I was gay and I hated it so much that one time when we were celebrating my mom's birthday my bro said I was pretending to be a huge fag and I started crying because I was so pissed at that retarded joke

my mom immediately walked into the bathroom and wouldn't come out for the rest of the day because she was crying

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>>34820523
Thank you for replying. I like to give the first three posters a pepe

>>34820450
>8th grade
>be spic
>Aryan qt is getting bullied on the bus for being small
>sit there and watch as they throw bananas
>get the bright idea do get the beans and rice from my lunchbox and throw them at the bullies
> miss
>FUCK.png
>go up to her and apologize as I wipe my beans off her face
>she starts crying
>get suspended with the other 3 bullies
>mfw

>>34820403
so how do you pick girls up if you're not chad?

>>34820403
Alright, this shit's going into Vitaly "dude it's just a prank bro" boring-ass territory.

maybe I'm bitter but this shit is cringey as fuck

>>34820354

2edgy4me sempai

>>34820354
Parents spanked me as a kid and now I have a really strong spanking fetish. I can count the number of times I've gotten off to vanilla porn on both hands.

Just being a submissive male in general.

Biggest fantasy is eating Chad's cum out of a cute girl's cunt as she berates me for being inferior and having a tiny dick.

I hate it.

>>34820321
>foreplay

Kiss her neck and breathe in her ears while stroking her back, neck and hair.

It's pointless to explain the rest, sex isnt something you learn to be good at. You either have potential or you're just terrible in bed.

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>>34820858
>breathe in her ears while stroking her back, neck and hair.
I hope this is bait

>>34820898
Obviously you do it with sensual rythm and not like some sperg autist.

>>34819264
I'm sorry. I just didn't find you attractive. I think I did the right thing.

>>34819264

>has plans to hang out with his friends
>some girl asks him out
>bros before hos, sorry got plans
>goes to hang out with friends

Femanons can't be robots. Only retarded.

>>34819300
But he lied to me. I'm not even worth a proper rejection. You have no idea what real pain feels like.

>>34819110
basketball is a degenerate sport for niggers

>>34819110
i only watch football and baseball (casual knicks fan though). baseball coming very soon

>>34819110
>NEETs
>physical activity

I can't reach that gondola server either :(

//kingit25

>reeecraft.mchost.pro
>98.168.28.81:6112 (gondola)

>>34818849
blackgear.g.akliz.net

Big Dig modpack. Best server.

*insert /pol/ replies*

>>34818798

Crumb was cool. Post more Crumb pls.

Tfw no Betty Sue to go to the malt shop with

>>34818597
Women don't talk like this, stop further depressing robots based on something that isn't even reality. Worshipping women like this is pathetic, gives them more power, and solves nothing.

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>"I can feel your heart beating Anon. Gosh, it's beating so fast! Here, put your hand on my chest. Can you feel mine beating too? It's beating just about as fast yours, can you feel that? I guess we're both a little anxious lying here like this for the first time. Well, I know am at least!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqYiHkx7ils ]

>>34818597
>but will you forgive me for this dutch oven i'm about to give you

>white
>6 foot
>dark circles under eyes (Think tomoko)
>skinny fat
>Cho seung-hui voice
>social anxiety
>degenerate fetishes

I think I'm stuck here for a reason.

>>34818555
being a robot is all mental

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>tfw 6'3" Nordic master race
I come here to study the behavioral characteristics of robots, and how to not do anything they do

Makes little difference I'd imagine. Not like having sex unleashes your secret inner powers. That is, however, how it works for me. So if only I could get laid I'd get out of this rut. But I'm scared of women, even ugly ones.

You're gonna hurt her..don't.

>>34817855
It's not just about sex. It's an opportunity to practice every aspect of a relationship. Like taking her out, socializing, and yeah, maybe even practice sex, all so that when you're ready for a real gee eff, you won't feel overwhelmed and can make a good first impression.

Trick is to not fall in love with practice gf, as well as, not spend too much on her

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>>34817763
That boii is cute

sauce?

>>34817763
I've never wanted to shoot up a school just because people didn't treat me nicely. I figured that death would be a disproportionate punishment for acting like children typically act (immature, selfish, etc.)

*poos in her mouth*

>>34816856

I would sully the sanctity of my white genes and racemix with her 10/10 times

If I fucked an Indian girl it would have have to happen at my place. I once stayed at my Indian friend's house for one night and for the next 3 days I smelt like tikka masala.

>>34816797
so ur saying it should be socially acceptable to kill random people ?

>>34816932

No, but people act as if Elliot had some sort of obligation to them that he broke.

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>>34816975
i think most people in a society feel other people have an obligation not to kill them for no reason

>>34816360
retarded and "suicidal" girls

>>34816360
a girl i live with does

she's fat and hideous and """"""studying""""" HR

The ones that think being edgy is cool and makes them different from all the other girls.