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bottom-left is an unflattering pic

>>34830142
top left and the two on the right side are hot

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>>34830142
Top left is attractive.
Top right and bottom middle could be too, but I would have to see more pics.
Bottom left probably isn't that bad either, but it's a bad picture.
Bottom right isn't my type, but probably is attractive too.
Top middle doesn't look very masculine, but isn't ugly.

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>and only talked to a handful of people
welp guess it wasn't me then since I didn't talk to anybody.

if you talked to other people in class, you're a normie and you need to go back to r&ddit

>>34829851
Surprisingly no

>You got to blame the thing up here

I just have a high IQ, so I might seem like a total faggot, but I can whole-heartedly assure you thats just not the case.

>>34829756
Amy Schumer but I would cover her face with something so I don't have to see it

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>>34829756
you realize this thread is just gonna be full of people like me wanting john cena to inseminate them right

John Cena because i wouldn't see it happening anyway

>>34829452
Because a girl normally wouldn't do it.

My oneitis isn't really my oneitis anymore, more of a DD/lg relationship.

Just the other day she was telling me about how she wouldn't do certain things for guys she was with before that she does for me, because she likes how I dominate her.

A lot of it was about showing me her asshole and how I use all her holes.

Feelsgoodman

removes even the pretext that the woman is experiencing pleasure too.

and for a man, it is like getting fucked as a woman

>>34829452
Enjoy getting STDs or feces on your dick

Think I'm going to smoke a blunt on the way to the bridge im jumping from tonight, should be good.

Hbu op?

>>34829476
Just make sure you're high before you get to the bridge. I'm sure you'll change your mind by then. I smoked last night but I'm broke as fuck and trying to save as much weed as I can so I'm sober tonight.

>>34829562
Well I'm guaranteed to get sacked from my job tomorrow if I call in sick or turn up late. I've been signed off by a doctor for the last 3 weeks and it runs out tomorrow. Its 1.20am here, and I need to be up at 5.30am. I'm not tired at all.

My family hates me because of taking and selling drugs.

I've just lost interest in life all together anyway, I didn't ask to be alive so why should I be so grateful?

>>34829395
Escapism helps, so basically vidya.

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I have schizophrenia so I just talk to myself when I'm lonely.

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>>34829395
go on a dating site
Find a girl
either start a relationship or have sex

Kill yourself you filthy normal fag

>>34829268
Que romantico op!!

>>34829268
>grandchildren
>actually thinks adoptive kids count
Delusional faggot

yep but im 19

>>34829187


why do girls destroy themselves like this

I'm struggling to understand

I at least have friends

>>34828788
The fucking fuerza tigre poster gets me everytime

>>34828788
Colombian here, I fucking hate this shithole and I want to die.

>>34829039
Try not to get chopped up by the cartel.

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If theres no seaman on her theres no way to proof you raped her


In all cases just sue her if she goes to court against you

Ez profit from roastie whore

>>34828634
kill her tf you gay or something?

>>34828634
get lawyer, sue her for making bullshit up

Please don't tell me I'm the only faggot that falls for the self-sabotage meme

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I live in sweden, and 4 years ago i met an american girl online and after talking for 2 years we finally met up in D.C and that was awesome.

It later died out, i told her we should take a break because we both felt a high need for each other which couldn't be saitsfied because of the distance.

2 years later, she emails me and i get back into skyping with her. Now i try to convince her that we should meet again in New York and do things right. She says she doesn't see the point in it, but she's going to think about it. Eventually it turns out the answer is no.

Instead of having this great reunion to look forward to i end up with another dissapointment and thinking about her seeing other guys and being more satisfied with them than me. All that shit sucks.

I've tried dating girls where i live but i've never found the emotional connection to be as strong as it was between us.

I never had a gf, and i was seriously considering trying to emigrate from this shit hole and just be with her, but that was just a fantasy.

>>34828820
I'm so sorry man, do you feel like the times you shared were worth the heartbreak?

I've had one LDR with someone and it's incredibly easy to build a strong bond online where it can be harder to build that face to face, let alone find them in the first place

I wish I didn't do this to myself because it's always going to be a disappointment but at least I don't feel as alone for however long it lasts

Beta uprising when?

It's about time

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This fucking does it, time for the beta's to unite and demand our rights

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They don't want you taking advantage of these women

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So ... he was the bottom and now you can't take him serious as a man?

i hope he cheats on you and you find out when you suck his dick and it tastes like poop

>>34828399
>not being a fujoshit

Most of us know that. Most of us know that the reason we can't get gfs is really not because of our looks or other factors no one can change, instead the fault lies in ourselves, in our personality.

I for one cannot make small talk. I would much rather sit in silence than talk about things I don't care about. Couple that with the things I care about being completely weird for normies and you have loneliness. And no girl wants someone to be this quiet with. Perhaps a deaf companion would be apt for me...

I can fake being normal for any period of time. I can easily make friends and could easily woo a girl. But that would all be fake and experience has taught me that faking a personality will slowly destroy your soul.

>>34828587
Did you ever try improving your sociability?
You know this is something you can train at ?

>>34829135
It's not that I can't. It's that I don't like it

I can speak to people without a problem. I can seem like a perfectly normal, sociable person to anyone I want to. But I don't want to because that's not me.

What good will being good at speaking do if you don't like speaking?

Youll be known as "that weird guy that wanted me to finger his butthole"

>>34828304
They don't
oregano

>>34828335
Well I was always going to be known as 'that weird guy'.