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Yes, no doubt lad. Even worse

>>34831420
>Death Grips
>Grimes
>Kanye West
>Tyler The Creator
>Kendrick Lamar
>Run the Jewels
>Twenty One Pilots
>Game of Thrones
>Last Week Tonight
>Filthy Frank
>Emojis

great decade desu senpai

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>>34833425
you are such a child

anakin you're breaking my balls thread on /tv/ a few hours ago

>>34831243
Happy is too strong to describe any of the feelings I've experienced. I've felt content having spent time with my only friend on Friday. Joy when I finished a difficult program. Glee when a girl got back to my message(only to leave me in the dust later on). None of these were permanent or long lasting feelings like happiness is but they were there and these types of feelings are all the positivity I've ever felt in my life.

Bliss is temporary, anxiety and loneliness has been with me my entire life.

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When I saw a bunny online a few hours ago. Buns are good.

bad skin

>>34831088
>acne
>try hard "facial hair"

>>34831124
Im about to shave man, im just too lazy at the moment

How are you "chubby" and double the weight of a male that you've found?

Are you scouting out potential future chads at elementary school?

>>34831079
Most guys like chubby Asian girls so yes.

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>>34831168
Im similar to right, except bigger thighs. He jokes about my chubby face and all but I feel self conscious because I seriously look double his weight.
He looks sorta chad, but only because he's thin. Quite short too desu

Do you look like an undercover cop?

>>34831069
Dose a skelly nigger with a lazy jaw sound like an undercover cop?

I won't let this thread die, I need answers. Why do white people get so hyper and excited over smoking weed?

Please leave my property, I don't like visitors.

>>34830904
I'm honestly just glad they're normal gays and not the type that browse this board

>>34830904
Do you recycle? How about we do a vegabecue, so we can share recipes?

>>34830826
I'm a vendor and the employees are mostly cool, even the management, but the customers are fucking vile, disgusting creatures

Walmart is literally a Jewish trick don't fall for it.

>>34830826
Depends on location.

>>34830800
I'm pretty well endowed and recently I've been trolling dicklets on /r9k/, usually goes something like:

>Claim dick size
>They ask for proof
>Post proof
>They ask for a timestamp
>Post timestamp
>They say it needs to be with a ruler
>Post it with a ruler
>They say there's something wrong with the way it's taken or literally anything else they can think of
>Call them out on impotent dicklet rage and laugh

>>34830800
>I'm a girl btw
Classic

>Mh, where could we fish for insecure men to get them to send us money?

>>34830750
Me too that's why I stopped masturbating

Yeah I recently start fapping to NTR again after being clean for nearly half a year. Why can't I be free of evil desires.

>>34830750
Who doesn't?
More importantly, who knows the cure? Even if achieved, getting a gf solely because of this must be degrading.

Might Audiojoi or gonewild porn be the answer? At least, it's provided of their own free will.

Honestly its really therapeutic. I go in early in the morning when no ones there and just lift alone while listening to podcasts. When you're done you feel really accomplished. Its not gonna solve all your problems but its something.

i lift every other day and I am still full of autistic rage and feel fatigued all the time
I also drink 6 cups of coffee every morning

>>34831114
>I also drink 6 cups of coffee every morning
don't do this

>arise from my graceful slumber at 12pm
>eat my cereal
>anime, shitposts and vidya
>get lots of junk food at maybe 7pm
>shower
>anime, shitposts and vidya
>sleep at 5am
>repeat

Such is the life of an exalted NEET.

Friday-Monday, Wednesday

Pretty much 5am-2-3pm. Currently looking for a new one though, I'm a rehire and they gave me shit pay

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I used to work 4-5 days a week at the very least, sometimes going 10+ days without one off, but the shifts have died for most of the winter, and I only work 2-3 days a week, sometimes not even that.
I now take odd jobs off of Craigslist for shits and gigs.

I'd settle for being willing to watch something together, even if not anime, willing to at least try a video game from time to time, and a Gary Johnson supporter.

>>34830565
*raises hand*
Originaklll

>>34830565

>Girl
>Anime
>Trump

I'm sorry, you can try the South but we don't like anime usually. But most of us are pretty dumb so maybe if you want to knock anime off the list you can find a few.

j-ja ne, su-sumimasen

I'm a girl, btw. Please don't be mean, there are not many of us here.

>>34830450
Fake.
Jap girls have small boobies and don't shave their privates.

>finish my degree
>get job which I am pretty much guaranteed once I finish my degree because connexions
>try to find someone who will love me
>fail
>quit job because I hate my life
>move to taiwan for a few months
>realize life is terrible everywhere
>kill myself

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>live in shanghai youth hostel
>make $45 internetbux a day
>$15 per day for youth hostel
>$15 per day for food
>$15 per day for savings
>renew 10 year visa for $140 (every 10 years)

I think I could make this happen.

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>have a good military career and make my family proud of me
>fake death to get away from my family on a high note
>use my skills to pull off a heist and get lots of money
>buy nice lake house
>get cute boy to live with me
>spend days fucking cute boy and fishing
>train cute boy as my sidekick
>when he's ready we start killing globalists until we either die or succeed
i mean it's not impossible

A mosquito
unoriginal, you say? welp better get back to b shitposting, greeterinhos

>>34830191
>being a racemixing degenerate
Yeah no i think i'll pass mr.goldstein now fuck off back to the oven

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>>34830266
There's no racemixing going on here, that baby is clearly white goy.