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there were a couple
one of them gave me a handy in geography class
I liked to stare across the room at another during french
Idk what they're up to now though

>>34818565
>she was with the lanky theatre kid

woooow

>>34818565
That poor girl needs breast reduction surgery right now. She has to be suffering from back issues already.

just b urself in a better job
we all know you can do it

>>34835453
All you have to do is win the lottery

>>34835453
>Not eating only rice with salt and multivitamins
>Going to school
>Living in mid-cost housing
There's your problems.

do you anon? is it comfy? i feel like if it wasnt so expensive it would be comfy as shit

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I do, but mostly because my parents kicked me out and even after 3 or 4 months of hoteru taimu I haven't found a flat. The hotel is really comfy and makes you feel special in some way.

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>>34834779
is it more expensive than renting an apartment? if it is i might just live in a hotel instead of this shit dorm

>>34834529
someday by eternal from hunchback
happy working song from enchanted
lets go fly a kite from merry poppins

>>34834529
Reddit go - Frozen

>>34834529
Hellfire - hunchback of notre dame
Friends on the other side - Princess and the pepe
never had a friend like me - aladdin

This is my second one.
How's it hanging?

>>34834362
I stopped counting how long I've been browsing 4chan. I think it's been around 6 years?

wait till you realize you've been here for 7 years


remember, you're here forever

stop objectifying us first off then we'll feel less intimidated

>>34834461
how is the autist objecting you? stop using 'we'

you're on your own

- female who isn't a fembot because of asses like u

you might as well say "unicorns POST"

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>>34834077
i would fuck that girl into the 5th dimension holy shit

>>34834077
>waste
Why can't I just fuck both a white and a black woman?

only if she's a fembot

Can you not talk like a groid and leave this board at once, normalshitstain?

>>34832901
This board isn't for incels. Fuck off somewhere else you losers.

>>34832829
Why the fuck would you ask /r9k/ this?

Get a pet or a gf?

pshhh i've lived and worked alone for more than a decade.
you don't understand what it's like to be truly alone.

You have the internet and all media available on it.

Buy cannabis off the darkweb.

Get an ADC account and watch some Japanese horror movies.

>>34832435
I mix the mayo with ketchup tho

gravy or curry sauce lads
or just plain with sea salt or flavoured seasoning

>>34832435
>mayo
Thats literally fucking disgusting.

Poutine is fucking I N C R E D I B L E

>>34832216
>>ask him if he wants to come mine on valentines day and I'll make lasagne
>>shot tf down

ouch

Why would a bisexual ever choose not to just live like a heterosexual? Not only is being gay stigmatized, it's very obviously a lesser kind of relationship.

>>34832216
Holy fuck, op. Sounds like you got BTFO. Did you at least not know him as a friend? Did you do it in public? Greentext plz

>>34832172
you'll never ever not be a faggot

>>34832172
Why L.A. specifically? Where are you from?

>>34832172
>even if you are financially secure, Chad will still cuck your gf

>>34831968
It's not looks that's the problem. Personally, I'd give myself a good 7.5-8.5 on a good day.

The problem is that I can't talk to people, and end up hurting them in the end.

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>>34832011
You think this guy can talk to girls yet he smashes this every night

You just have to act alpha its that simple

he looks mentally retarded
she ain't much better

>>34831620
Yes. Life's too short to tie yourself down to just one person forever

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Fuck off cuck
>>>/b/bc

>>34831620
No. I would never think of an open relationship, and I barely thing of polygamy in general. No adding anyone to a "relationship" after it has been established. it would have to be established between more than two people in the first place for me to accept it for myself, and it can't be with another dude.

>25
>NEET
>khv

despite this, im weirdly positive about things. but i want to die because i cant see myself doing anything worthy

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>>34831504

27 y/o REEEEporting in.

> No gf.
> Last one was 5 years ago.
> Not much time left to salvage this life and not grow old alone
> More autistic now than ever. Sweat bullets around any female. No normal interest or conversational ability.

Oh well. I'll try next life.

>26
>Pretty sure my gf and I are broken up

It's one of those weird "let's just give it some time and come back to it when it feels right" but she refuses to have any conversation about her emotions and I'm pretty sure she's not over her ex. So yeah we're probably just gonna drift apart at this point. And she was my oneitis for fucking years. Oh well.