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>>34833892

because i'm not a manchild?

I want to die most of the time but i don't want to be a vegetable.

>>34833901
>>34833901
t. Because I'm scared of too much poon tang

>>34833825
not a shizo but this is a good glimpse into the mind of one. I've tracked his posts over the internet back to 2010 and I know exactly how he slowly went insane if you're interested in hearing about it.

http://www.kelownasucks.com/

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6sDqmRjzkJFckxLQXV4eUdJeDQ/view

>>34833890
Thank you

I'm worried I might be going crazy...

>>34833922
What are you seeing/thinking?

>>34833665

What led you to become a slut? Was it just run of the mill sexual abuse or something else?

How many partners have you had?

what's your skype? I need help talking to women also I'm bored.

Slowly.

Fuck water retention.

I miss binge eating.

>>34833376
I start 900cal diet, no carbs tomorrow

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I've stopped eating and sleeping properly, wasn't even that fat to begin with.

lol

>>34833262
A better question is why are you on the computer after curfew, neety weety

Because it's 9:00 pm?

Im going in 5 minutes or so.

>>34832828
>implying I have money
Looks like you're paying

>>34832869
>Not knowing its cash first for in n out burger
Fag

Having a female friend is good, so long as you don't get feelings for her. Women who see you with a woman will notice and it ups your value; Chad would not bully you if you had female friends.

Oh time, where do you go?
When I'm so alone and so
Working my ass off wagecucking
KILL ALL JEWS

Robinson jeffers

this fucking shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxZpEFJhO6k

im 22 and if i have luck next year im starting film college and moving in my own to the big city(small town fag) so yeah, you are in time to start living, i try not to think in my age and just keep my mind on my career

aboout your problem, well i figured out what i like just by thinking what things i still enjoy and how to keep in contact with those things, i have a friend that loves soccer and he dance in the stadium of his favourite team dressed as a coin, he is happy going every week to work, that is the secret of happiness i think, even if you don't have talent or confidence for what you like(implying you like music or acting) you can keep in contact with that world by studying music production, set up, etc.

and for human relantionship, im a social reatarded too but last year while i worked on a film production i realise that i was a Chad among film nerds, people wanted to be near me and i talked a lot with some qts , i grow up thinkin i was a creep bit that was mostly because i always was surrounded by Staceys and Chads, with my own kind of people i really enjoyed human interaction, who knows maybe you as well find yourself easy to relate with people of your mind kind

If you have no idea what you want to study in college, then start at community college, and take a course in every potentially interesting field, you might like. You need general electives anyway. The worst thing you can do is jump into a university program, and do your self-discovery there, where every class is priced at 1500+. Even if you're not paying for college, and your mommy is footing the bill, it's still a dick move to squander their money like that.

No one can tell you what will pique your interests, not even counselors. Counselors are fucking worthless. I've asked them for advice several times, and they always give very general replies, like if they're reading from a script. They also tell you, 'only you can decide what you want to do. And don't be afraid to change your major later on. Everyone goes through 3-4 major changes on average etc". So they just pretty much advocate that you try to find yourself on your own.

You have interests and affinities for some things over others. I'm not good at math -- I'm borderline retarded actually when it comes to math. I cannot do any math intensive major: stats, economics, finance, STEM - nada.

I like to read and write a fair amount. I don't like to research, though. Researching is a pain in the ass. That cuts out social sciences and even history. So what am I left with? Well, I learned that I liked dealing with children upon taking a child psychology class. I also want summers off. I'm now majoring in education.

>>34832456
I really appreciate your reply, your dancing coin friend has definitely given me something to consider. I think you're right about doing something you love and I need to focus more on that. The last part gives me hope, I might actually find and enjoy interaction with 'my own kind'.
Thanks for taking the time to write that and I wish you best of luck next year.

You got sauce for that picture?

>ywn sit on another guy's lap and jerk off

why live

>>34829845
6/10 bait, but hot fantasy OP

>>34829315
You still need an initial investment and overhead costs.

I've unironically thought about getting one desu

You realise there's A LOT of work to turn a shipping container in to something like your pic right?

It's not for the lazy

A shipping container by itself is not liveable, it needs insulation at the very least

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>>34829366
Except for the initial investment (which would be absolutely minimal for a place to live, 1-3k SHOULD do it) there is no cheaper alternative, anywhere, anyhow.

>get neet/disabilty BUX
>borrow or otherwise acquire money for container and energy connection
>pay it back monthly from your neetbux

You are right for considering this anon.

There is literally no cheaper alternative any-fucking-where.

Even the cheapest motels for immigrants with bedbugs and black plague will cost you more monthly than this.
>>34829438
>hurr u cant do it
Fuck off.
Once the container is in the place you need it, you dont HAVE to do absolutely anything else but to haul shit you need inside and connecting energy.

If you want windows, doors, and bullshit like that then that is up for you.

Also read some stories from people who ACTUALLY live in containers before you go on claiming horrendous bullshit like
>shipping container by itself is not livable

My uncle sold my dog for drugs.

>>34828193
as a kid, was hit in the leg so hard by my dad that I still can't walk correctly

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discovering 4chan desu

>>34827898
>see how people who agree with me are thin and attractive while those who disagree with me are unattractive, stupid, and largely abrasive as far as their personalities go?

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>>34827898
Why have the vegans started shilling now? To /r9k/ of all places? Fuck off.

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>>34827898
>Is /r9k/ vegan?
Yes

You can't be a robot if you aren't a vegan honestly

You CANNOT disprove this statement

>>34827456
Just as fucked as ugly men

Fucking roasties

>>34827456
LMAO if she wasn't so fat her skin wouldn't be so shit.

Caking on makeup like that is a huge red flag, it is about moderation and a few spots of intensity.

It is nice being with a girl who is pleasant to look at without makeup on.

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>>34827456
If women did not have makeup it would be pretty fucking bad.

I mean, honestly, think about how many women need makeup to be attractive. Ever seen Katy perry without makeup? yeah.

Fuckin makeup is pure deception.

>single and whining about how no one wants them
sounds an awful lot like OP

>>34826544
>It's fucking bullshit and its why so many of women are single and whining about how no one wants them.
the amount of single men completely outnumber the amount of single women.
and the women that are single are just waiting for their turn with chad and refuse to lower their high standards

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You don't have pay shit if you don't want to.

Also, at 35 your life will be okay and the rostie will be devastated about what's taken from her. Chill.

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>>34824959
It's been a pretty alright winter so far. It had a late start; let's hope it has an early end.

>tfw no gf to keep u warm during winter

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>>34825036
Every decent hardworking Canadian loves to have a cup of Tim Horton's Coffee to keep him warm during the Winters.

Roasted beans trump roasties everytime mate.

Is this supposed to be like britfeel but Canada?