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Post the age you lost your virginity at and how you lost it
I'll start
>24
>paid a hooker cause I'm an autistic Virgin loser
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>losing virginity
>r9k
>that isn't allowed anon
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>27, five years ago
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>>34838623
thats even more pathetic than being a virgin
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Is it ok to hate happy people?
Like I know it's not their fault that they're normal happy people, but I can't get over being envious of them.
I know I'm going to die alone a KV, and I've done my best to come to terms with that, but I still can't get over being angry at happy people.
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>>34838474
No it's fucking not.
How old are you? You do realize some people get happy even if they end up together in their 30's and 40's.
>inb4 >taking care of other man's children
Or at least you will consider to adopt once you man the fuck up and become a good parent (that I think most of /r9k/ could be, except the fags.)
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I have the same issue.
I mostly think of myself as above them in some way because in my opinion depression isn't a condition - it's the mind coming to terms with the truth that life is pointless.
I hate them as well but I wouldn't say I'm too envious of them (at least the ones I know):
>Talk shit behind each others backs.
>Pretend to be nice.
>Pretend to like people.
>Are constantly loud and irritating.
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>>34838496
Late 20's.
Not going to die a cuck, so fuck you.
There's no way I'd ever be fit to adopt, taking care of a dog is difficult enough as it is.
>dropped my phone
>now stuck in boot loop
>just lost about 1000 trap images and all reaction ones as well
>lost about 600 tabs of porn which ill never find again
Help me brothers. I feel like part of me just dies.
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>>34838138
Just go to a phone shop and see if they can recover the data for you.
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spideys lets go go GOOOOO!!
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>tfw spiderman thread again
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I'd be fine with being an orbiting beta faggot if it meant I had a little bit of interaction with a human female.
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human interaction can be easily recreated with a chatbot and some porno
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>>34838003
It can't; I've tried.
Maybe in 50 years with some gigantic strides in VR technology,
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its not worth it. Dont waste your time wallowing in regret caused by girls. They arnt worth the effort
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>Turning 30 in 2017
>Reality hits me that I was supposed to be having sex for all my 20s because it's meant to the prime time for having sex in your life
>Still a HHKV
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What month?
Turning 30 in April myself. Been a neet for three years with no end in sight.
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Dude, your chastity is going to pay off big time after you hit 30. Wizard powers will be greater than any sexual experience.
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>>34837871
I don't even remember my 30th birthday
I'll be 33 this year
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How can anyone seriously in their right mind be okay with marrying a nonvirgin women? I can understand marrying one out of desperation but how can anyone actually like it?
Don't women realise the most valuable thing they have in the world is their pussy and once they've shared it with someone else, it's been devalued to such an extent that it means nothing now?
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Because most people don't share your specific insecurity about virginity.
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Don't worry, women think virgin men are equally as useless. Also that's a stupid argument anyway, the human body is constantly sloughing off old cells and making new ones which means in 5 years your entire body will have been replaced. Stop playing silly mind games
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>>34837628
I don't even care, bro
1. I'll never have sex in this lifetime
b. See above
Stop fantasizing about sucking a friend's dick. He'd never want you to make him feel good in that way. He'd especially never let you do it so often that you get really good at it.
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>tfw actually did suck a friend's dick more than a few times
I wish he lived closer so we could hang more often.
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hahaha i think ur the one fantasizing anon ;)
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I don't know just work up to it. Start with just briefly touching him. Work up to kissing
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can we just talk about life? 2017-02-13 07:40:50 Post No.34837134
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can we just talk about life?
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our lives?
anything goes anons
i want to start a chatroom
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I need psych meds and I'm running low, my old psych left the clinic I went to once a month for a 10 minute check and a refill. My mother is trying to get me to go to a private psych for 45 minutes once a week thinking it will help me but that shit pointless, why can't we adopt the European model where the chronically mentally ill are just given their meds in 6 month blocks and left alone? I don't want to leave the house once a week to talk a wealthy Doctor Chad once a week I just want to be left alone.
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welp fuck yall
time to an hero then
let it be known you're all faggots, i guess
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>>34837134
I'm going on almost 2 years of isolation (I go to work but minimal contact with people) no friends or family. I've taken to talking to two plushes I have in my room as I listen to music, post on the chans or watch media.
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>tfw masturbating for the 17th time today
>feel lightheaded
>my heart keeps pounding
>almost feel like vomitting
>want to keep going
Is this the ultimate way to die?
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>17 times
My god.
My record is 8.
Fucking how bad does your dick hurt rn?
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>>34836998
>>tfw masturbating for the 17th time today
Nigga stop. You'll fucking pop a blood vessel in your dick before you die, happened to some dummy I know.
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>>34836998
17 times? I call bullshit
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Political Compass thread 2017-02-13 07:09:38 Post No.34836670
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Post 'em.
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
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>>34836670
this bot needs to fucking die
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Me on the left, originally, of course.
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I am peace
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Who here /emotional wreck/?
>constantly living in states between deep depression, horrible anxiety, and occasional pure emptiness
>tiny things trigger me into full emotional tornadoes, like someone leaving the house without saying goodbye, or dropping food on the floor
>when depressed, can't get out of bed, can only think about suicide, don't shower or go to work, often get blackout drunk to deal with it, cry, cut myself, etc
>when anxious, feel physically ill, throw up, chest feels like I'm having a heart attack, body aches all over, irritable
>haven't had actual happiness, let alone neutral peace, for over a decade and forget what it feels like
I feel like an incomplete person, like I have a short circuit. Every time I face any kind of difficulties in life, I am hit with so much anxiety and depression that I can not see any way out of it and just want to die. I've been laid off work recently and feel like a filthy pile of steaming hot shit. I'd rather hang myself on the back porch than have to go to my landlord and tell him I can't pay rent again.
I can't be the only emotional wreck on /r9k/.
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You're not the only emotional wreck here. I can't help you, because I'm one too. But I can at least tell you you're not alone.
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>>34836531
sounds like something i could've written except for the working part, since i'm a neet
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>>34837139
>>34837191
Do either of you get therapy or meds?
I used to have both, but had to come off them because I can't afford the appointments or the medications anymore. Life is even worse now without them because there's no tiny glimmer of hope that it could start to get better.
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I wish I had a friend I could play vidya with.Especially if he was openly sexual and wanted me to suck him off
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>>34836475
why are you faggots so prevalent here moreso than nearly any other board
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>>34836504
Because everyone here is a loser and after doing it a few times I kinda realized that's the best type of friend to have.
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What vidya do you play usually?
Do you think con seh va tism is the new countah co cha?
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Probably not, if he has to repeat it all the time
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>>34836298
Yeah, humans are fucking morons and their entire life/identity is based of a slew of hypocrisies so it's not that much of a stretch for teens to think "Hey is MSM is all about pc, and social freedoms i gotta be against it. And willfully want to allow other people to have say in my life while being a greedy shit"
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>>34836298
Haoww loong will tha mayne straem meteor and ess jaye dubbleyews poosh this naeruhtiv
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>You are put on this world without conscent
>Just because your parents were horny AF
>Forced to go to school and learn a bunch of useless shit
>Forced to like shit you don't like
>Forced to pick a role so you can be usefull to society
>This will go till the rest of your life
>If you don't, you have mental illness and/or is a lazy piece of shit who is sooo wrong and deserves to starve to death
All because your parents where horny AF
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>tfw we exist with no actual purpose except to continue the human race which in itself is purposeless.
I loathe being human.
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It's cool, everyone eventually dies. So our lives are meaningless anyway at the end. But it's YOUR life, even if you didn't ask to be on it, you gotta try and improve yourself and have the best life available. Not waste it away. You only live once and then you'll die forever.
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>>34836685
>DUDE YOLO LMFAO
i hate normalfags
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>want some of my cookie anon? you are gonna have to take it from me~
wyd?
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Nibble on it lady and the tramp style. Those cute romancy moments don't come that often.
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>>34836399
Not even dubs can numb the pain, knowing that this will never happen to me.
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>>34836252
Fuck off bitch I'm on a diet here