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>>34820169
when fear is defeated you can become a clown.

https://youtu.be/_J09aeeBVtk

>>34820772
a lion clown

>>34819880
Why, are you a drug dealer?

>>34819880

that just makes you a tool.

As many as 3 (three) USB flash drives

That's adorable. I hope your autistic date goes well, anon.

Btw, just go with it and don't sperg out. This may be your chance to become somewhat normal

>>34841288
Dont get up with her. She's probably gonna dump you within a week for jamal's BBC

>>34841288
>I live in sweden

This is why European girls go for foreigners so much. I'm not even shitposting.

>>34841227
I'm a total "robot" and the bulk of my sex and my first serious relationship came from college. Within weeks of starting.

>>34841352
>I'm total robot
no ur not

>>34841227
Man, most of the robots here are actually in Uni. Since they're young, they lack the foresight to realize that they will eventually cease being robots. Soon enough, they'll leave school after having graduated and during that transition they'll more than likely end up meeting a girl that finds them endearing. They'll get a decently paying job and settle down to start a family and only come here from time to time to check and see what's going on for laughs.

Most of you don't know what being a robot is. You're just late bloomers. You'll faggots won't ever know pain.

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>What is the solution?

Answer my question pleas.

>>34840618
Well I guess get fit and huge and see how you like it all the time, and if you don't then get on hrt.
How do you feel about male aging?

>>34840825
It takes many many years to achieve that naturally as a man.

My biggest issue is that I find myself dreaming of a scenario in which the world has gone to shit, society has collapsed, and there aren't any safety nets anymore A situation where I'd be left to fend for myself but I'd be living with a broken body that I purposefully destroyed to fulfill the single most extreme form of escapism I can think of.

Not only that, but I won't even have the drugs to maintain being a tranny either so I'll just be a freak of nature without constant and careful procedure for the rest of my life.

I always talk myself down from it then the next day I'm back to thinking about it.

Gonna play Nioh. Alone.

Taking a girl out to dinner and then fucking her.

>>34840381
Gonna watch anime, play video games, post on 4chan, fap, and sleep extra late

If she fidn't have kids maybe (Only exception is the dad died)

If she would be dominant and help me become a tranny and not cheat on me than it would be okay.

You honestly think the average robot could just become a beta provider at the drop of a hat?

Being a beta provider still requires you to be a normie (have a job, social skills, relationship skills)

Most people here can't even provide for themselves let alone another person, and kids.

Well /r9k/? dsasadsadad

>>34840093
Technology is making people less social, regardless of what normalfags say about social media. The cunts think talking to some faggot over the internet means they're being social, it's in fact the opposite, you're not socializing unless you're meeting people in person, having 2k followers on instagram, facebook and twitter doesn't make you a social person. People are growing up socially retarded and they're growing up less mature than the generations before them, parents now neglect their children, whom end up stunted by of being raised by a monitor and being discouraged to interact with other kids. schools punish kids who talk to one another and rewards the quiet, loner fags, they're basically teaching kids to be recluses.

>>34840093
More and more people are becoming liberal faggots. I'm about as right wing as you can get and I'm lying I'm bed naked with my sleeping girlfriend right now whereas I imagine most of /r9k/ is liberal as sleeping alone tonight. Too many sjw pussies who believe you have to be "the nice guy".

>>34839910
Tough luck bud.

Looks like you got friendzoned

>>34839910
I don't bother with relationships personally. Not worth it in the slightest.

>>34839910
Friendzoned
AGAIN

This was an original meme

Cartoons are sexier

You're defective for not having sex

Either way you're fapping to a collection of pixels on a screen

BenDeens alright

http://www.randomlyinspired.com/noviews

Right now watching some bhurmese kids playing.

Camelworks for Bethesda content and tech city for tech stuff

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>>34839694
Literally everyone who did that shit tuened into a robot.

Speaking from xp

>that kid who would sing loudly in class because he thought no one could hear him

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>that kid who fukken died in class

"You look tired"
"Are you sick"
"Ay man you lit?" (which I think means drunk/high)

I just stopped going outside except when absolutely necessary.

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>>34839291
I have dark rings under my eyes 24/7 and look pale as fuck. So you can imagine what I have to listen to most of the time.

>>34839291
i just hate it when normies try to talk to me, like when they try and make small talk, i fucking hate it i just want to be left alone

Just say you won't for religious reasons

>>34838991
Can't trust someone who won't drink

>This is common knowledge

Its like not being able to trust people who don't go outside.. who doesn't want to go outside

Same idea

They're insecure because they need drugs to have fun.

>>34838756
and a bag of meat

>>34838756
2 stars too many

>>34838756
>Women should be bossy and dominant. Instead, they're fucking boring. I rate women 2 out of 5 stars.
this is why you should grow up and start dating men instead

women are bullshit, I am done with them