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I have decided not to do my math homework.
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>>3482420
lol fucking brainlet, drop out already
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>>34824200
I'll have a Quarter Pounder BLT combo, please! ;)
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>>34824200
ul, enjoy neetdom
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Why are you all concerned about being inexperienced with sex? 2017-02-12 09:24:17 Post No.34824197
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Why are you all concerned about being inexperienced with sex?
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I can understand being upset about being a virgin but all of you robots here who continue to stay a virgin out of fear of not being good at it or good enough is laughable. Of course there's technique but it's not challenging. Literally just get hard and put your dick in her, angle it in whatever direction you feel like. It's not challenging. Anyone claiming to be a sex god is just bragging about doing something that comes naturally to the human body. There is nothing to be worried about.
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>>34824197
no, I stay a virgin because women find me repulsive
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>>34824197
i am virgin becasue i am a sociopath and don't care enough yet to get a hooker
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Nah there is a lot more to it than that, also as a man you have to do 90% of the work if not 100%. It takes a few times to understand how to pump/stroke. Your first time it is going to be very obvious you're a virgin, there is no way around it bros. So I suggest you just come clean to her.
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Does anyone here know if heroin overdose is a good way to kill yourself? I've heard it feels just like a regular high, which seems like it would be a good way to go out. I've never done heroin or any kind of opiates so I imagine I wouldn't need much to OD.
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Probably, I mean you won't feel a thing because you're drugged. In fact you might only feel euphoria.
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Seems to be a good option. You'd be so fucked up when you're choking on your own vomit you won't even know it.
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Your OD will more than likely be you chocking on your own vomit but paralyzed from drugs to do anything
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Pick one. Personally I'd choose Twin Seeds
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>>34824177
Those are all pretty shit. I'll stick with earth.
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>>34824261
Pls don't be a queer.
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>>34824177
>health care and services socialised
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kek
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If humans had tails do you think they would fuck each other with their tails?
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>>34824168
people literally shit into eachothers mouths and put their dicks into other dicks nowadays.
100% yes. people are fucking degenerates.
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>that tail
>those ears
whatever that is, it ain't human
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>>34824168
Im sure there will be some sort of fetish around them but mostlikley there would be clothing accessories for them
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Eternal Canadian Thread 2017-02-12 09:21:45 Post No.34824126
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Where you at my fellow leafs?
Toronto trash not invited
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>>34824126
Kitchener-Waterloo represent. Sadly we are more and more being infested with chinks, poos, and muds as they branch out from Toronto.
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>>34824203
BC leaf here. The chinks and degenerates are starting to migrate out of vancouver. Help.
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>>34824346
They're like locusts. That's what I think when I see them.
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Penis under 8 inches? 2017-02-12 09:21:07 Post No.34824109
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Just jelq, it's a proven way to enlarge your Penis.
Don't listen to all of those neckbeard who tell you to stop when your dick gets bruised, get big or go home you Sissies!
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>>34824109
>it's a proven way to enlarge your Penis
>Disproven multiple times
Okay lad
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>>34824141
>disproved multiple times
No it hasn't, sperg.
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>>34824198
Explain to me how enlarging your penile cavities therefore having larger erections makes any sense biologically you moron.
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I can't be bothered with life
I can't be bothered to get a job I can't be bothered to get a gf I can't be bothered to get hobbies I can't be bothered to get a house I can't be bothered to get a wife I can't be bothered to start a family I can't be bothered with any of it
None of it seems worth it imo
Wish there was quit life without comitting suicide
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>>34824105
well there isnt, so kill yourself
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Its the Mind Control hypnosis thread
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A way to quit life*
Post hands and guess ethnicities
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>>34824086
is that you, mr frodo
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>>34824086
black nigger black bbc niggeroid dindu
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>>34824122
Correct, you are half ayy lmao, half nigger
>>34824120
da
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seize the means of production from the normies
do it now
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Marxism is collectivist normie tier faggotry.
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communists and NEETs are the ultimate normies
>pay for me to exist I'm special and deserving
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>>34824151
This. Collectivism is for normies. So you want to eliminate all social hierarchies.
Guess what? When all social hierachies are eliminated all that remains is genes and naturally good looks. So then the Chads would truely be the masterrace.
Fuck that. Fuck normie scum.
>don't get flu shot
>get the flu
what the fuck
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>don't get the flu shot
bad goyim
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>>34824073
I know I'm should I'm just lazy. Haven't gotten the flu in in years. Will in the future for sure.
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>>34824061
Anon we gotta get those bogdabots inside your body stat. Go get your flu shot
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>taking a shower with gf
>she starts scrubbing her asshole with bar of soap
>same bar that I use to wash my face with
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>>34824041
Heh, #justnormieproblems, huh brodawg?
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>having a gf
>on this board
gtfo my board normie
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Why doesn't she put the soap on a rag? That's ruining the soap for everybody.
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I'm a guy and I liked Frozen. I also like to song "Let it go". Am I going to get a gf someday...?
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>>34824016
You sound like a fucking child.
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>>34824016
As a 47 year old kissless isolated virgin, I can say with some confidence: no.
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>>34824016
No, just accept it and tell your parents. You giggling faggot
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Robot! Hurry, take the bogpill!
TAKE IT!
The time is running out!
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>>34823646
Can I get a mildly brisk power walk up on these guys?
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>>34823646
It's a dead meme now
stop
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>tfw you tamed yourself a tumblrina into a sweetheart from the ground up
still working on getting her to wear dresses full time and cook for us every night, but I've broken her from a fully meme tier, problematic glasses wearing, purple haired, gender nonconforming, facial piercing and slut tattoo ridden thrift store clothes wearing mess into a presentable woman who enjoys baking cookies and sucking my dick.
Once you become strong enough to take control of yourself, taking control of a woman is fucking baby tier easy, it's amazing how much easier and less painful it was to get her to unfuck her life than it was to unfuck my own life.
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Congratulations OP, women will always submit to the cock its law of nature
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i can already tell what kind of guy you are
holy fuck work on fixing your girls fashion
that dress is giving me a literal migraine
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>>34823628
Congrats on your sloppy seconds