Why would I want to be friends with someone who doesn't trust me enough to name the people he has heard talk shit about me?
Don't really see any reason, desu
>>34827822
Clearly he was more worried about losing the other person as a friend than you.
>>34827855
This
Doesn't really sound like much of a friend to me.
>>34827855
>>34827906
What if they were just trying to protect OP?
Any other robots came to the realization that they're gay?
I like prostate simulation, like getting fucked in the ass and making guys cum from giving them blowjobs.
I met this black guy a few weeks ago online, through grindr. He fucked me and I like him, we watch movies together and play video games and shit, he's a total bro, but he wants to make it official bf/bf, but I just don't want my parents to know that I'm a fag and "come out the closet" to them.
>>34827774
nobody said you had to tell your parents
>>34827774
why ruin your parents life with grief
>>34827774
there's literally no reason to ever tell your parents about your sexual preferences, there is nothing to gain from doing so
or your coworkers for that matter. These people, your parents and coworkers and etc, are not involved in the decisions about who you let fuck you in the ass or who you fuck.
Unless, of course, you are an attention whore, the kind of loser who wears a LGBT shirt or some garbage, who NEEDS to advertise to the world that they are of homosexual orientation.
my parents are fairly tolerant and would take me being gay pretty well, in fact they already assume I am and have brought it up before, that doesn't mean I am just gonna start talking about sucking dicks at the dinner table, am I?
I never understoof why some gay people feel the need to "come out".
Why is everything sex related?
Low test faggot detected.
All bants aside, the only reason everything links back to sex is due to both societal and internal pressure. While I don't want to admit to myself that sex is the most important thing in the world, it really is on some latent level. If everything wasn't sex related, I don't believe most people would actually do anything. Kinda like you.
idk man. Why does everything have to be about girls? there is more to life than this
>>34827791
>everything links back to sex is due to both societal and internal pressure
No.
No handbag nutshell reasoning.
What do you mean kinda like me?
How do I use my inheritance money (7.5 mil) to get a gf?
Use common sense, I don't want to hire a prostitute or make it too blunt and get an obvious golddigger.
I'm relatively fit but have a bad face and terrible social skills.
>>34827666
you know this has to be one of the few normie memes that's actually good honestly
hi vsauce michael here just has such a memetic face
Tell us more about your situation, satan.
Do you have friends?
>>34827666
Just buy a bride from Ukraine/Russia/slavshithole
They are beautiful and probably don't have the saavy or english skills necessary to divorce/alimony you
What do you do with a gf aside from having sex with it? Do women have any value aside from being warm, wet holes for dicks to be shoved into?
>>34827522
how many takes were required before they could get one without someone laughing
>>34827562
Asians are humorless, soulless beings.
>>34827522
This may be hard for you to believe if your only source of information on women is r9k, but women are people too. And just like men they are shit.
>oneitis tells you about all the sexual things shes done with other guys
kill me. honestly
>plays OW
>has a "oneitis"
Get out of /r9k/, highschooler normie
this happened to me recently and I STILL talk to her
she's the only female attention I get what the fuck am I supposed to do
>>34827475
Only by breaking free of the shackles of the orbit cycle can you know true freedom my son
Daily reminder that we have a comfy Minecraft server up for all robots.
No obligation to talk, voice chats if you do want to. People building houses in a village and claiming land.
We are currently using a few mods, but are open to any suggestions.
The aim is COMFY, no PvP, no wars, just having fun.
If you're interested, join the discord group and check out the pinned messages.
https://discord.gg/92Tqc
>>34827421
I love the amount of minecraft threads there has been lately.
Do you have legit land claiming or is it just a trust thing?
>>34827421
Say bye bye to your server
Never tried Minecraft with robots before, let's see how it goes
Hope it is a trust based thing, having plugins to dictate everything is lame
Are programmers the most irredeemably autistic people on the face of the planet?
>comp sci is by far the easiest discipline in STEM
>most people who go into it are only in it for the money
>the rest are literally turbo autistic reddit neckbeards who produce shit like pic related
>lowest average IQ in all of STEM
>/sci/ is a million times better than /g/
>even engineers are more charismatic than them
>seem to hate physicists for some reason even though the best computer scientists were physicists who studied compsci as a hobby
>most people who go into compsci are shit at math and hate having to study even the most basic math shit.
>>34827316
meet doctor:
>is incredibly friendly
>works endlessly, seemingly immune to stress
>well rounded, learns new skills very quickly
>exceptionally intelligent
meet computer scientist:
>smelly, overweight, unshaven etc
>smokes weed 24/7
>lives in a cheap flat right next to a main road
>bossy and stubborn
>>34827316
Hmm . . . gee. You just convinced me that computer science isn't the future of business with your insults. Wow. I now know that dicking around looking a stars is both profitable and important. Really makes me think. I can't wait until somebody writes a program that can create and follow through with a scientific hypothesis.
>>34827647
See what I mean by reddit neckbeard types folks? Everything written by you faggots has that pretentious sarcastic leddit TM style to it.
I never said computers weren't important, I just think it's rather unfortunate that the field is almost universally inhabited by retards who can't read like you.
What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?
Sometimes I fantasize about going back in time and molesting myself as a child.
>>34827278
what is that expression trying to convey?
>>34827278
weirdest like a consensual relationship with a teenager daughter, that would be nice
Ever since I was 7 or 8 I fantasized about black women with cocks wrestling men and winning. I didn't insert as wrestler or opponent, I was some sort of third party camera man or something.
Now, I have the money to make it come true.
>201cm(6'7)
>well built
>white
>NO QT GF
Why the fuck are people still saying you cant be a robot if youre white or tall
REEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUCK
>>34827175
Lmao no one ever claimed giants had it easy. Maybe you should look into basketball to get qts
>White
Just accept the inferiority of your little white weener and let Stacy have some proper BBC.
>>34827175
6'7" is too tall. You probably can't even fit in a sports car. I bet you hit your head on shit all the fucking time. 6'0"-6'3" is just right.
4chan is without a doubt the worst website in the history of the internet. I have never seen such an agglomeration of stupidity and wretchedness anywhere else, nor would have imagined that so much ugliness - mental, and no doubt also physical - could be possible in this world if I had never come across it. And they are all fully aware of this, which is why they prefer to remain anonymous, and almost immediately trash everything that they write, since they know it's rubbish. We are talking about individuals so weak and fearful that even the nicknames used by forum users feel too restrictive and oppressive to them. Individuals so slow and incoherent that they don't want others to be able to connect even as much as two of their posts together and hold them accountable for some measure of logic between them. This is the true bottom of the barrel of (sub)humanity. And that's why I keep an eye on it from time to time. You couldn't even meet such idiots in the street, since people in the street possess at least the minimum amount of strength required to leave their rooms and walk around. So if my site is the greatest site that exists and that will ever be made (and it is), 4chan is the lowest one, and will remain so for as long as it remains the internet's bastion for all those who are attracted by anonymity (which is to say for nobodies).
>>34827140
Too many words, too much reads
>>34827140
Ok
Origginaalle
>>34827140
Jesus, dickhead...lurn2paragraph.
>ate an entire XL Pizza Hut pizza with 3 toppings in one sitting
>then immediately polished off ALL of the complimentary bread sticks + marinara sauce
HELP
I'M DYING. PAIN. HELP.
>>34827086
Sometimes in life you gotta go all in on a good pigout. It is a shame some people in third world countries will never experience this but you get what you paid for when you picked the RL server before birth.
>>34827086
Burn in hell fatty
>>34827163
>paid for when you picked the RL server before birth.
the what?
>tfw no gf
why do you want a gf so bad? why do you think she will make your life nicer and easier? do you think being in relationship is easy as fuck? do you really want to find some one you love or just be in love?
>my gf dumped me after a 2 1/2 years relationship for no good reason.
>started to regret it.
>wanted to have me back
>hell no
>want to keep stupid conversations with me about feelings
ask a dumped guy everything (about relationships) gif unrelated
>>34827085
There should be no sex before marriage. Sluts should be shamed. Men should be the only ones getting paid for work. Employers should pay the man enough to support a family. Women should work at home and rear children. Cheating should result in being ostracized from society.
This is all that is needed to fix everything.
>>34827085
We want to be the type of naturally masculine and attractive guy that gets sex for free.
Nobody really wants to be the beta that needs a relationship to get sex in a casual sex society.
>>34827223
Only like 5% of men get sex for free. It's like saying nobody wants to be the wageslave in the capitalist system. Sure it sounds good on paper, but let's face it, it ain't happening.
>balls fall out of your underwear, and you flash your sister
>>34827061what was her reaction, anon?
>captcha
>>34827471
>What the freak, anon?
>>34828475
Yea, you are a disgusting freak
>go out into the kitchen for some water
>see this
wat do?
>>34827053
Beat the living shit out of the cunt
No but seriously i don't know what i would do. Probably freeze.. fuck knows what my mind would do in this situation. Never been in one before (luckily)
>>34827053
Assuming he had no weapon
Probably grab one of the knives and gut him
>>34827053
Ask if he wants to be my friend and play vidya and maybe be my gf