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>>34828679
Coke zero is fucking awful. I havent tried Pepsi Max, but

Pepsi>Coke

Everytime. Sorry.

>>34828716
Why is pepsi better

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>>34828679
Zevia.

>>34828617
fuck vegetables nigga haha like fuck fruit hahahaaha nigga

But that's a chimp, not a monkey

>>34828617
chimps aren't even close to being herbivores though
they'll fucking eat other chimp babies from other tribes

>>34828571
Birds don't go to interviews.

>>34828571
Hello I'm here for the parrot interview Squawk!

tfw you aren't a macaw living a comfy neet life in a zoo

>>34828560
>>mum is a coalburner

ABORT

>>34828575
Exactly why wasnt i aborted
im a fucking mutt

>>34828560
Be the face of media anon, be the "uncle tom", fix this jewed world

Plenty of ways to save room on a bed. You could have one of those hide a way beds that go into the wall, a futon or a pull out couch so it doubles as a place to sit, one of those Japanese sleeping pads so you can fold it and put it in the corner. I actually have a loft bed and it's great. It's like a bunk bed, but instead of a bottom bunk, I have a long desk I use for my computer and tv.

>>34828486
Are you moving into one of those tiny houses? Those things look bitchen.

I'd suggest a murphy bed, preferably build into the wall.

>>34828445
Hey sweetie How are you

>>34828491
about to head to bed so I decided to leave a good thread behind before I hit the hay yknow

What kind of panties does Satori wear? Isn't she basically a child? I bet she wears white cotton pantsu with a cute ribbon.

>>34828370
That's normal

I feel horrible about making out with a 17 year-old boy yesterday

>>34828370
There's nothing wrong with being attracted to teenage girls

>>34828506
It's illegal. You can go to jail.

>autistic and antisocial
>decent body

Go on over to /fit/ and find out how well that works out for them

>>34828312
Women love controlling dumb guys

No
It is all about personality

If you're a robot you should be glad that you now have a friend.

>>34828287
I already have friends, I don't need this bullshit

>>34828340
>has friends
>posts on /r9k/
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
FUCK YOU

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>>34828171
How about I dump on your face punk

>>34828278
I just enjoy being alone, anon

>>34828171
You don't. Just be straight with them and don't look back. I can't emphasise how important it is to tell them exactly how you feel on the matter. Don't deny them proper closer because you're trying to protect their fee fees.

>>34828072
Maybe it isn't all about looks after all, m8

>>34828072
>this is what trump supporting kids look like in real life

Holy fuck, how did we create this smug, pseudo intellectual culture again?

>>34828072
why do you think they are in a group of all males? parties are not fun for ugly men.

lol owned fag

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>>34828063
I'm sorry anon. Make him comfortable

>>34828063
at least you ain't me anon
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>>34828058
I like excepting hormones though? Getting blockers to except Testosterone was a big step up. You wouldn't believe how much Testosterone ruins your life and makes you horny all the time, really.

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>>34828438
>this

I have a tad bit too much more testosterone than estrogen.

I started balding at sixteen, you don't want it lads, it's fine to have balance.

>>34829245
Take Finasteride, supposed to help without getting rid of T too much.

>>34828045
1) shes not a 5/10

2) She can afflrd to be self centered because there are 75 beta cuck providers that are willing to give her validation and buy her shit

>>34828239
>1) shes not a 5/10

your desperation is showing anon. She's a 5 tops. Nice body, but that face...

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>>34828045
>buy her something off the dollar menu
>"eat up, princess."

>>34827838
>he doesn't brew his own moonshine

step up senpai

>local offie closes slightly earlier on sunday
>have to travel half a mile further afield just to get some beers
LITERALLY SHAKING

>>34827838
>being an alcoholic

You fucked up