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you will be tranform into a normy in not any time

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>I want to have kids so I can do kid stuff

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>>34829548
>having irl friends

I guess you save a kid from having to live so there's that.

>>34829521
If she was raped, or if contraception failed to work (this is rare and hard to really prove). Those are the only times I think it is okay for a woman to abort.

Let's say abortion is illegal

>more poor children are born because poor people have more kids
>more poor families means more welfare
>more welfare means more of your taxes
>poor people are more likely to commit crime
>costs of damages
>legal fees
>more taxes to fund the criminal justice system since they'll be too poor to have their own attorney
>they'll need public defenders
>public defenders are paid by the states
>more of them and more work for them means more of your taxes to fund them
>more prison space will need to be built
>more of your taxes
>high recidivism rate means many of them will repeatedly commit more crime and go through the system again and again, costing society more and more.

Need I go one? Legalized abortion is a conservative dream.

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Not even the gif version anon, 0/10

>>34829471
Oh shit I didn't even know it was an animation.

It's still a shit meme

>>34829471
it is like party hard has returned, but in a worsened form

Because they think

Isn't it fucking obvious

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i dont know, why dont you ask sigmund freud

>>34829377
Can you elaborate on this? How does thinking make you more of a sexual deviant?

>>34829302
>Smoke a cigarette mixed with weed while shooting up heroin after snorting zoloft

A low dose of a dissociative could work.

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Benzos work, but they're not something you can do constantly.
Weed may work, but it may also make you more anxious. It also ends up being really expensive, not to mention you lose all motivation to do anything other than smoke weed.
Heroin will just end up making your life far worse in the long run.

>>34829301
You are one weird fuck

>>34829301
lmao? The fuck are you meming about?

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>would you tie a knot if you weren't a noose

>>34829273
you literally can't be a robot unless you are some form of degenerate

>>34829273
Faggots are annoying and give gay people a bad name.

>>34829273
There's nothing wrong with gaybots but you traposters are a fucking plague.

Horses can't grab things anon.

>>34829990
they can, but not with their hands

>>34829253
>>/mlp/
Faggot

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>>34829196
Please it's lonely in here

vroom vroom cute girls in this room cute girls alert

nice desu, i like this place, good music :3

>>34829171
>The Men (1950) co-star Richard Erdman claimed Brando's diet circa 1950 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful." By the mid-1950s he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk.

>Close friend Carlo Fiore wrote that during the '50s and early '60s, Brando went on crash diets before his films commenced shooting, but when he lost his willpower, he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. Fiore was detailed by producers to drag him out of coffee shops.

>>34829410
>His second wife Movita, who had a lock put on their refrigerator to stop pilfering by what she thought was the household staff, awoke one morning to find the lock broken and teeth marks on a round of cheese. The maid told her that Brando nightly raided the fridge. Movita also related how he often drove down to hot dog stands late at night, wolfing down as many as six at a time.

>A reported Brando snack was a pound of cooked bacon shoved into an entire loaf of bread.

>Living on his island of Tetioroa, Brando created what he called "real-life Mounds Bars" by cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, then stirring it into the coconut for a tasty treat.

>While filming The Godfather, Brando was unable to stop snacking long enough to finish shooting his scenes. He would wrap yards of link sausages around his body and run them down the sleeves of his costume so that he could munch on them inconspicuously right up to the moment the camera started to roll. Once it did he was forced to stop chewing in order to deliver his lines, but since he never took the time to swallow first his mouth was always full. This explains the distinctive, slurred accent his character uses throughout the film.

>By the 1980s, there were reports that one of Brando's girlfriends had left him because he failed to keep his promise of losing weight. Marlon seemed to be dieting, but to her astonishment, he never lost weight. She found out that his buddies had been throwing bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate late at night to relieve the hunger pangs of their famished friend.

>>34829171
Damn, the man was jacked for being an actor in the 1950s.

>>34829127
>What the fuck do I do, bots?
start believing in mental illness
go to doc

start to believe then.
get treatment m8

>>34829127
youre a genuine faggot and its impossible to fail at killing yourself. literally go load the bullets into the gun aim it at your skull and simply pull the trigger. you will not feel a thing.

>>34829098
Why are you even pretending you don't know why it is?

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oreganono post

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>>34829098
digits and your mother has AIDS.

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>>34829089
>go to adidas store
>ask where the adidas busenitz are
>clerk shows me the adidas boosts
>too beta to correct him and end up driving 20 miles for nothing

>>34829216
what is an adidas busenitz and what is an adidas boosts what the fuck?

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>Go into McDonalds during rush hour
>Quickly check for what's ready
>Cut the line
>"Hey, I haven't gotten my X yet"
>They just hand it to you in pure stress
Works every time.

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>spends the day jacking off with a bunch of other neets
holy fuck

So close, I can almost taste it!

>>34828930
It's not gay if it's on discord

>>34828742
fuck off mate

origin

>>34828812
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What?
I am confused Idk what you mean
Haven't been here very long so I don't know all the terms

>>34828742
>haha oh wow guys you'll never believe this silly thing my GF just did, tehehe.
get out, reddit