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>>34835059
Because we're all autistic.

Also Nails is a shit tier normie band that sound like overproduced pussies.

>>34835088
Does autism cause meme appreciation or meme appreciation cause autism?

Also nice dubs

>>34835088
I bet you like Slipknot.

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>>34835019
Because white boomers boom the most

>tfw not white but boomer parents still boomed

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Weird how?

Orijanuuudoooopooo

>>34835019
Why are (insert race) so weird? Especially (insert socio-economic clasd?

The reason is the same every time anon

The kikes.

you're an idiot

you don't actually want to kill yourself, you just think you do.

>>34834928
It almost makes you not want to kill yourself.

You're seeking attention, validation because of your own desperation.

Stop being pathetic, recognize your problems, recognize solutions, and take actions.

>>34834676
>those arms.webm
>arms nowhere to be seen
please explain

>>34835360
wait never mind, I clicked out too early

>>34834676
Robots be like:
>13.5in arms
>Narrow shoulders
>No traps
He must be Chad!

Decent.

She didn't make all that she bought all of it from the store.

I can't even make scrambled eggs. They always burn and get hard and brown and stick to the pan. I try to turn the heat down and add oil, but it just takes forever to cook and it sticks anyway.

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>>34834657
>healthy food
>red meat

>person like popular football team
"BANDWAGONER"

>consumes mainstream news, music, television, and film
"Yeag man I like that news, music, telivision, and film too!"

>>34834634
>person kills baby
omg how sick kill him kill him
>woman gets an abortion
omg how brave and corageous

>person is attracted to children to no choice of his own
FUCKING GAS THAT FILTHY PEDO
>person is attracted to people of his own sex to no choice of their own
YOU CAN'T HATE PEOPLE FOR BEING GAY, IT'S NOT A CHOICE YOU HOMOPHOBE

>>34834520
In your dreams pepe.

In my experience, through mutual friends. This girl I went to uni with introduced me to one of the girls she lives with, and it turns out she's depressed and deals with pretty heavy social anxiety. This girl is hella cute, and I'd like to take her out, I feel like we could be good for each other, but I feel so jaded and anxious being one on one with people it'd just be wasting both of our time.

>>34834520
They are in their rooms, just like you are in your room

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>>34834491
>this post will not be deleted
>it is too original
DELETE THISSSSSS

DELETE NOWWWW

>>34834491
this post wiII not be deIeted
it is too originaI

>>34834665
how did he do it?
Absolute madman

People still unironically like cocaine?

Lmao

No anon that just makes you a drugdealer of the most meme drug of them all.

u could still be a cyborg

>that afraid of being cucked by a dog

only robots could be this pathetic

>>34834481
OP here. Dogs are deal breakers for me because they fucking smell. I'm currently living in an apartment where the former tenant was a pet owner and I can't fucking get this odor out of the carpet. Also I dated a girl who insisted on having her dog sleep in the bed. So awful.

>she's anything like what my mum told me
>"a lady expects the door to be held open for her in a very specific way, every lady must be treated like a princess"
>"if you don't unquestionably adhere to chivalry, honey they will RUN"
>"I know in detail what every woman on the planet wants because I am a woman, I know what I'm talking about!"

>she doesn't know I'm legitimately aromantic

>>34834414
I need some fuckies myself

>>34834414
>make a fuck
I hate Indians on the internet

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same here desu. maybe its for the best. female humans can be more trouble than its worth. just ask every divorced man ever.

muh independence
muh freedom
muh youth

>>34834319
Porn is one of the ways women can survive and thrive doing literally nothing but looking good

>>34834319
Tip: they like it

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Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you

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Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror

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Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master

weed helps me sleep great but once you get a routine pattern going your body wont go to sleep without getting high

unless you're like 24 hours awake exhausted

here's an idea, turn off the screens if you want to sleep faggot

>>34834363
I just laid awake In bed for two hours before getting on r9k cunt

>>34834255
What kind of guy does this character like? Twinks? Bears?

>>34834278
I would say he would probably go for a bigger guy.

>>34834278
He's into big guys.