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Easiest Way for a Robot to Get Laid, 100% Guarantee
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2017-08-15 07:16:26
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Why don't robots just go to Rainbow gatherings? If you don't know what they are, they're basically hippie love fests where you dance, get high, fuck, shit in a pit and call everyone brother or sister.
>"It got to the point where I just walked around the circle at a Gathering in Australia asking if anyone wanted to get it on with me!" one particularly candid sister told me. She was self-confident, blonde, in her early 30's and yet though there were hundreds of guys around, she just couldn't get laid.
>Romantic encounters in the Rainbow may not usually have much future but there's no denying their magic. Maybe you meet someone dancing around the fire one night, flames lighting up their face. Or perhaps your hands meet shyly while singing bhajans in a cosy tipi with the rain pattering on the canvas outside. Then you walk off to make love in a forest glade with a stream playing the background music. Or perhaps you grab your sheepskin and go to make your bedroom on top of a moonlight hill, king and queen of the Earth.
>On the other hand you might just settle for your plastic made-in-China tent, attempting to create a boudoir among the flecks of mud, biscuit crumbs and dirty socks. Should passion survive under these circumstances then the entire tent swiftly becomes a sauna, droplets of sweat forming on the roof, drowning insects falling onto your back, the entire structure shaking rhythmically to your gymnastics, providing a fun show for anyone camped nearby.
There was a gathering this year in July in Oregon, we had many threads about it, and you guys missed it!
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>>39089600
I'd rather not get AIDS, thanks
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>>39089600
>call all the girls ''sister''
>fuck them
Is this an American thing ?
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Actually increased sluttiness makes it harder for robots.
The more liberated it gets, the more concentrated it gets.
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>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that *BURP* god on my workbench.
>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
>*BURP* Hey Morty did you go to the *BURP* store like I asked?
>Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me
>Oh Morty *BURP* good 4th wall hey *BURP* did you *BURP* get *BURP* everything *BURP* on *BURP* the *BURP* list *BU
>W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list
>'God' is last on the list right *BURP* Morty?
>Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god--
>Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! SHIT DICK POOPY POOP WUB DUB
>FUCK GOD, FUCK RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY SHIT ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! *tips fedora*
>hey morty burp come here
>o-okay rick
>look up on that roof you see burp that right there look at that
>w-what rick
>that *BURP* god on the roof
>b-but rick there isn't a god o-
>YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD
>SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM
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Looks like someone doesn't like Rick & Morty too much.
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>>39089549
Some say it couldn't be done. Others say it was possible but too risky. But we've finally done it. We finally have an extract of pure, unadulterated autism.
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>>39089549
This is somehow worse than the actual show he's trying to make fun of.
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Any robots have any recommendations for dark anime? I'm feeling particularly edgy today
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Moetan
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>>39089464
anything from miyazaki
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>>39089464
Naruto. Did you see that kid with black eyeliner? Ive got a bad feeling about him. Kid just screams edgy and you know he's gonna be the focus at some point and its gonna involve some real edgy shit
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it hurts
i want to stop crying. i want to end it
i want to stop
she blocked me forever
i want to end it
i want to die
it hurts
i cant stop crying. i want my best friend back
it hurts
kill me
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it hurts so bad
she wants me to die
she wants me to die
im all alone now
it hurts
i keep shaking
i keep crying. i want to die
why cant i just be normal
it hurts
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it hurts
i dont have anymore friends
i dont know how to make friends
i just wanted my big sister around
i cant breathe
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hates me
nobody likes me
everyone hates me
im supposed to die
i cant take it anymore
this feeling makes me want to die
it hurts
i cant take it
please kill me
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anyone else here quit weed? I stopped smoking 3 months ago, and idk how I feel about it. On one hand I'm way more productive and less neurotic, but I'm definitely less happy. Any veterans want to share their experience?
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if im not high i want to kill myself so i'll just smoke until I die or I guess
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>>39089100
I've stopped smoking everyday since last summer. I only smoke on the occasion with a best friend of mine, and that's only if I have absolutely nothing to do, which is almost never the case. It's great because it costs much less money and I always get very high off of a small amount of weed.
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>>39089100
switch to hash, lasts longer and easier to get off, also fucks with your mind less and I still get shit done if I do it in low doses.
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>ywn be vampire
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>ywn terrorize the townsfolk as you suck the blood from their necks and go "blehhh"
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>>39089063
who bit you?
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>>39089188
>he has willpower to get out of his vampire lair
i see youre a normalfag as an undead too
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>"anon does this swimsuit make me look fat?"
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>>39088957
I bet she fucks Chad. I'd bang her if she was near.
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>>39088957
yes, but in an original way
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would love to impregnate her if she wasnt asian
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>really wanted to get haircut today but mom said that she is busy today and cant drive me
>mom said that I can just go myself but I don't how to get a haircut
help me out /r9k/, what do I say when I walk into the barber shop? I've never went alone before.
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>>39088934
Bring a picture and tell them u want that
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>>39088934
>mom
Underage ban
Enjoy your ban kiddo
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>>39088934
STORM IN AND SCREAM: I WANT A HAIRCUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and then pee on the floor to show dominance
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Whats reviewbrahs real name and how old is he and where is he from
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>>39088727
His name is John Jurasek. He lives in Orangeburg, NY. He's 23.
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>>39088832
can't believe I'm saying this after all these years but anonymous delivers!
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>>39088832
I fucking knew he was Slavic.
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I'm gonna suicide soon
My mother will handle it bad for sure, the question is: Do I leave a letter for her or it will make things even worse?
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First off, don't, second off, yes leave a detailed letter.
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>>39088624
I can't stop posting this. It's so funny.
Btw OP, I hate this thread topic and I hate you by relation so I only have this to say: do it faggot
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>>39088624
leave a nice letter to her, thank her for all shes done
good luck, OP
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did you know that it is okay for you to want to be happy?
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But do I deserve it?
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>>39088583
of course
everyone deserves to be happy
it is also imperative that you search for your own happiness. It even makes you a good person and everyone will praise you for doing that thing
people who talk as happiness as if it was selfish are not only wrong but usually scum who want you to be miserable, because they are miserable themselves and want the rest of people to be on their level.
not bullshitting a bit
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>>39088583
Everyone deserves happiness. Even you. Me and the aybss think so.
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>"Anon, for the longest time I've been thinking about this, and... I like you."
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>>39088440
But you're my sister...
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>>39088440
>okayhave originally autism, dunno what to respond
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>>39088440
Sorry cunt, I only like manly dick.
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Sup /r9k/?
I'm pretty bored right now, so I can answer any questions you have about Jews and or Judaism. For my own part, I am a red-pilled Jew. Ask away!
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>>39088410
How true would you say the claims are of /pol/ regarding jews operating as a network to economically and politically enslave goyim?
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>>39088484
That depends.
If you are asking if there is a literal network of Jews in a specific organization that exist for the sole purpose of killing/destroying goyim, then the answer is no (or at least, I personally know nothing about it).
However, if you are asking if Jews dislike goyim and have several organizations dedicated to weakening white pride and promoting "racial diversity" then the answer to your question would be yes.
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>>39088615
Should have been more articulate. Yes that is what I meant. But for what purpose? Why do they feel the need to destroy others?
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I hate fucking nigger music.
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Me 2 friend
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>>39088320
I hate faggot music like the one you just posted. Fuck you nigger
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Nigger music is so underdeveloped and immature in its lyricism. Name more than three nigger songs that aren't at all about obtaining money, doing drugs, or fucking. It cannot be done.
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>everything is chatting in discord and other shit apps instead of r9k
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Because Discord is a good plattform.
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>>39088441
>Discord is a good plattform.
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>see interesting looking thread
>"join our discord!"
>leave thread