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Why did you go work if you were trying to an hero ?

>>34837845

What part of wageKEK don't you understand?

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>>34837845
wagecuck logic tbqh

>>34837735

I kind of relate. I live in a small apartment with my mom and sister.
To get away, I tend to go to book shops, coffee/sandwich shops in malls, maybe a park, and occasionally a movie. Despite what 4chan will tell you, no one cares if you are alone at any of these places.

i can relate to it. maybe you're an infj on the myers briggs. that's what i am and what you described is exactly what i feel too. i don't know where you could be alone... i guess you know your surroundings better than us.

sometimes it helps me to wear sound proof ear muffs. kinda like what construction workers wear. it helps just to collect your thoughts and when reading.

sometimes at my library it go find an isle ina section nobody goes into and sit on the floor and just read. it's usually more peaceful than a table where people can stare at you.

Are you working or old enough to move out? Start saving money or attend college. Is there park close by?

Yeah it really is that simple. Although there are a few other factors. Firstly you need to have your appearance sorted out - not fat, decent clothes, haircut, clean and well groomed etc.

Then you need to not have any creepy behaviors like getting emotionally invested in people way too early.

Then you need to get to know people equally, whether they are men or women. Because having friendships gives you social proof that you are worth knowing and the more friends you have, the easier it will be to meet someone.

Lastly you need to be able to ask people out regularly and take rejection well.

It's that simple, really.

I can't imagine a person I could have chemistry with though

i can't put effort into social life because i'm incredibly boring and also i have terrible vain anxiety

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>>34837589
Too late to prepare.
Relax, go fail it, do it again and next time git gud.

drop out like me

You in high school? Fuck off

>>34837495
No. Wish I did

>>34837495
If you're into casual sex it's an arbitrary milestone. Stop being a pussy and either do it or don't.

>>34837495
yes you will unless you're gay

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Yeah I'm in the same boat as you. Even if I was to go back I would prob still find a way to fuck it up. Would rather go back in time and prevent my birth.

>>34837488
Maybe if I got all the good genes and my brother got the beta recessive genes.

>>34837508
No like even if you were a chad normie you wouldnt be a better person is what im saying. Im more of a cyborg but for some reason i feel better than if i was a chad (my friends are LITERALLY all chads)

>>34837391
there are 2 'boards' on this board

the gay /soc/ board
and the robot board

>>34837391
Aight, can i replace him? Or are you just seeking attention and hoping he sees this and comes crawling back.

>>34837391
if i had a penny for every time i was called Cute

it's like saying hello.

>>34837334
H-how do you know what underwear I'm wearing?

>>34837347
I have sex ray vision

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>>34837334
>invoke castle doctrine
>draw my carry pistol
>dump all 16 rounds of my glawk 19 into his center of mass
>claim self defense

Yes that's where I fucked ur mom ;^)

>>34837269
Oh man you fucking got me dude you are EPIC

>>34837235
Maybe, post it on /x if your curious my man

i also would like to know. i just joined discord for the first time and theirs way too many people talking at once

>>34837227
>>34837313
I hate any online relationship. It's boring and gets old fast. Theres only so many matches of Overwatch you can play with them.

>>34837333
I used to have online friends, some for years at a time, but I became so reclused and stopped having any human interaction for a couple of years.

I just want people that I can talk too again.

>Weed
>Cigarette

Degenerate.

>>34837192
Hey mind telling what that brand of Marlboro is called?

Never seen a packet in that color before.

>>34837249
Smooth menthol 100

>>34837190
With this particular tic,

Does this have anything to do with cuck porn perchance?

>>34837190
Lots of neck, eyes and nose twitches for me.

>>34837190
and what the fuck does that image have anything to do with your question? you fucking faggot cuck

>>34837182
These parts of the world, including western Europe, are very status driven and the women often incredibly shallow. You need to have money, you have to pay for everything or they don't see you as marriage material, you might get a fuck out of it or you're the way to get into a western country but that's it.
Also finding a Virgin is still tough in this whore infested world

>>34837428
If I thought I could find a virgin where I'm at I wouldn't be posting this thread

>>34837182
They have standards. You don't qualify. You're an average Joe who thinks a random country will grant him a pure waifu. You're what out of 7.something billion?

You mean a robot, a NEET is Not in Employment, Education, or Training. So unless you got hired to have your ass licked every day, you're still a NEET.

Bad news, you're still a neet, just more disgusting.

If by a Stacy you no longer a robot.

>>34837123
I don't know the answer to your question, but I like when there is heat all over my fangers.. It makes me feel like an animal

>complaining about doing norman things

FUCK OF MY BOARD REEEEEE

>>34837123
What did it smell like?
apparently this wasn't original