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>does a football team rail one cheerleader
That one actually happens pretty often.

It's almost as uncommon as light sabres and jedi.

the world is a giant never ending sex party and you are not invited

>>34838403
necrophilia

its dead

all of the above

oreganissimo

>>34838403

I'd imagine most definitions of bestiality and necrophilia would require that the animal at least be intact and that most legal definitions of necrophilia would be limited to abuse of a human corpse. So I'm going with just masturbating.

We get it, can you stop? You're preaching to the choir.

ps. There's no actual real life roasties on here.

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>>34838297
>I know this triggers you roasties so hard, but there's nothing you can do about it
Why would this trigger them

>>34838314
They need cuck cash

>>34838205
6.5 in is small for hands, mine are like barely 7 in... are they small? I'm 5'10 so similar proportions too... not that it really matters because I'm gay lol

>>34838224
Smaller wrist help counter it

>How do you know if you're attractive?
It will be made known to you by others. They'll tell you without you asking. If you have to ask at all, you're probably average at best.

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>>34838199
let her do it and when you get flustered tell ur family you just want to be genderqueer baka

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>>34838199
then do it at night in her room, take some pics of yourself in drag, post them on r9k, and wash it off before bed, you fucking faggot.

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>>34838213
>>34838216
don't even live with them anymore. I will do though next time I'm there and she asks

Your sexual desire gives you motivation. As it should, you're suppose to go spread ur genes.

Unsurprisingly, after you lose that, you realize that YOU have nothing else.

Don't masturbate dude

>>34838128
As I understand it, it's mostly a result from masturbation, since it (typically) does not result in impregnation, which is the whole biological purpose of having intercourse in the first place.

If you ejaculate inside a woman, I believe it's supposed to be more relieving than shameful because you achieve the first stage of procreation.

>>34838094
because we're pathetic manlets and many women are taller than us and we're into them

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>>34838094
I am tall.
Some 5'7 womanlet just looks like a child to me.
Sorry.

>>34838094
>Why are so many robots into taller girls?
your pic is related

same except that one time when i was 13

don't do it

do you want a fucking medal or a star sticker to put on your forehead you fucking snowflake

>>34838060
>>34838076
How come anons? Why not?

>>34838036
not iving the oil straight to the veins
>normie reeeee

>>34838061
will probably kill you, but ingesting it can be very powerful if you have an infection. Otherwise as aromatherapy it is the most intense I ever experienced.

>>34838036
can i get a quick rundown on this shit? i am mobilefag currently and can't google it

>>34838026
>slav gf
you think they're different from any other girls?
oh the delusion.

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>he wants a slav gf

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>>34838041
yes I think they are different. plus they have that insane sexy accent so you'll need to unfuck yourself over other peoples taste

>delusion
care to explain? what's deluded here?

>>34837964
You're a big boy having your first period. Congratulations.

>>34837964
it means you're a girl (male) and should therefore submit your boipucci to real men who don't bleed from their cocks

Something is very wrong anon, see a doctor.

There is really no way to beat the jews besides to become a jew and out jew the jew. After they are destroyed concede power and give it back to the white man.

>>34837965
if i change my last name to goldstein can i check the visible minority box? or do I need nose surgery too?

But there is nothing wrong with race-mixing? And isn't it better if the white race died off as a whole? Im not meming, im just curious

All of them you derpadew.

>>34837946
Anime.
orjukcghfmn

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>>34837946
>Which country has the best looking women, Robots?
there are beautiful and ugly woman in every country

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>>34837931
do you have a heater i can lay next to ?

anyone robot here on kratom or off kratom right now?

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Just get some oregano essential oil

>>34838036

>>34837855

I don't even like it, I just like how annoyed people get over it.

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You used the gif version, I'm very proud of you. This meme was made for the normies.

I don't know what's this but I assume this is getting spammed in some popular social network and you guys are proving once again this place is invested by normalfags.