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Uhhh uhhh ahhh ahhh if if if ooga booga if if if

Ehhh... Okie doke
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>>34839977
I've seen this thread twice in the last twelve hrs. Take a break my dude.
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>>34839994
Never, my dude. The message must be spread.
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so uppity

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5tSX20dLQY

When I listen to shit like this I'm honestly embarassed to be associated with MGTOW simply because I'm single.

These guys are a bunch of ugly whiny beta losers who blame all their problems on women. They portray women as cackling evil witches and men as paragons of virtue. Their mentality is so fucking puerile and the worst part of it is that most of them are in their 30s and 40s.

Fucking pathetic and cringeworth faggots. Are all MGTOW like this?
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>>34839973
>the mgtow guys are upsetting me
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>>34839985
They're not upsetting me as much as they make me cringe in embarassment.

Does this ugly middle aged manlet expect us to believe that he's single of his own volition?

No, he's single because he's can't get laid and he's bitter about it.
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Being a KHV 20something year old doesn't make you a MGTOW you retard, you never had a choice in the matter. You didn't go your own way, you were probably born on that road with no hope of changing it.

Most of the men in the MGTOW community are simply awakened, having faced divorce and the loss of children before. They are in their 40s for that reason.

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>tfw you're so ugly prostitutes lube their vagina up before penetration
>tfw i cant even get a prostitute wet
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>>34839937
damn dude. i honestly can't think of anything more pathetic
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I doubt it's you specifically. If you're fucking 20 dudes a day, I doubt you're gonna get wet with every customer.
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>>34840160
do you have any idea how vagines work? because it sure doesn't seem so

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My coworker brought in candy sushi that she and her son made, this was my favorite piece.
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>>34839927
That's actually pretty darn cute.
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god dammit anon stop this
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>>34839927
>eating something some little snot nose dirty brat handled with his bare probably unwashed hands

Enjoy your cold.

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FUCK YOU R9K. YOU INTRODUCED ME TO THIS SHIT AND NOW I CANT STOP WATCHING.

MAKE IT STOP
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>>34839924
what is this????

Is it an original comment?
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>>34839924
You are just following your instincts as a normal healthy White male.
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>>34839924
>mfw i see my gfs pussy queefing

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>kissless hugless virgin
>no male siblings or cousins

>tfw going to be the last of my name

that's what you get for screwing me up, mom and dad!
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>>34839754
>kissless hugless virgin
>14 male siblings or cousins

My name is spreading like HIV
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>>34839754
>kissless hugless virgin
>no male siblings or cousins
>dad gives me shit about the name dying off
>suddenly his 50 year old brother has a son
>said son gets diagnosed with autism when he's six years old
Guess it runs in the family!
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>>34839754
I will give you lots of hugs and kisses, so long as you are cute. I'd give you unlimited hugs and at least one kiss, even if you weren't cute, so long as you came to me. Where are you?

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I sucked up a part of my glasses while using the vacuum cleaner and I can't get it out. HELP.
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>>34839663
Open the vacuum cleaner, asshole.
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>>34839676
This, why not just open it Anon?
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turn it off first before u do anything, since u didnt think to open the vaccum cleaner

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Why are most people so fucking petty and jealous?

It seems to me that the average person feels intense envy even over the slightest differences in well-being, or social status, appearance, talent etc...

This board is a perfect example of this
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jealousy =/= envy

jealousy is fear someone will take what you have

envy is wanting what someone else has
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This guy's head looks photoshopped
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>>34839770
that is wrong. a bloo bloo blloo

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>tfw i live in the dark blue area
why live?
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>>34839639
wtf i love living in new england now
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>>34839639
tfw i live in the light blue dick of darkness penetrating europe
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>>34839728
>light blue
fucking normie

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Wtf am I suppose to do
>no drivers license even tho I am already 18
>no gf or friends to hangout or to drink with or something shit like that
>generally be alone in home watching anime

I will be turning 19 soon and I feel like a loser ;_;
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Get a job you weeb piece of trash
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You're just a kid. Work on your shortcomings soon and you will be absolutely fine.
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either go to college or get a job i guess

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>add random Snapchat account from tinder
>Turns out it's a girl selling nude pics of herself
>Just talk to her out of loneliness
>She feels bad for me and tells more about herself
>We tell each other personal things, like she told me she has a baby, is 26, is quite introverted herself etc
>She is really sweet and friendly and seemed genuinely caring to me
>She says she will tell her boyfriend about me before adding me on Facebook and thus revealing her real identity, before meeting up as friends to buy clothes I really need
>"Im going to sleep now though, I'll be back at you"
>Nothing next 2 days
>Sent her "Hey what's the situation now"
>Read and ignored
>Sent her some pictures of meals as you do on Snapchat the next 2 days, all fine last night
>Wake up today, see I'm blocked

I figure her boyfriend didn't allow her to meet me and to reveal herself and her private Facebook to a stranger met in such a way, but I still feel betrayed and let down :(

Don't trust women
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>expecting literal whores to act like virgin fembots

Chad/Tyrone doesn't want his bitch talking to nobody but him, sheeeeeit
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>>34839536
>Chad/Tyrone doesn't want his bitch talking to nobody but him

Maybe me and Chad aren't so different afterall.
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>>34839502
catcher in the rye for the facebook decade
i like it

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Hello, robots. I know you probably don't care, but I feel like killing myself. You see, I am too deep down the rabbit hole now to stay in this disgusting world. Good bye, robots. I'll miss you.
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maybe coz its late and im tired but dont kill urself anon, theres plenty of things in life im sure u havent discovered yet
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>>34839376
elaborate on down the rabbit hole
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stop being a dramatic cunt anon
you are such a faggot!

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>start getting close to 30
>lose interest in games
>lose interest in anime and find it repulsive
>stop fapping because the urge just isn't there these days

What do I do with my life now?
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>>34839373
a high stress job will give you your desire right back
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I'm 33. There was a time when I lost interest in many things, including games, animu and porn.

Going casual solved many problems with gaming. Now I enjoy "fun" games. I play less games but more.

I watch cartoons mostly and not many anime. Even then I tend to go for the high rated curte stuff. I don't want to suffer with serious stuff anymore.

As for porn I found things I really enjoy both in western and eastern art. While I don't fap that much, I still enjoy seeing cute girls doing cute things.
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Time to get adult hobbies like normal people do 10 years earlier than you

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What is this discord shit I see all the kids here post about?

What do you do with it? How does it work?

I'm a 32 year old magical fucker and I'm really detached from modern pop culture

Someone explain please
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It's like a hybrid between skype and teamspeak
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>>34839374
Is it popular or just a chan thing?
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>>34839438
I think it's starting to pick up popularity, currently I think it's mostly gamers who use it.

How can I simulate the feeling of having a nice and comfy mommy taking care of me and making everything okay when I'm alone? Tulpa are scary and haven't worked for me in the past, so preferably without that maybe?
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>>34839268
why not just create yourself an imaginary friend?
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>>34839432
What do you mean? How so?
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>>34839268
Get a hooker
Origgg

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