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and how exactly do we reclaim our board

we kind of can't just ban you. Fuck you. We would if we could.

>>34840898

I had sex with my girlfriend last night

OP, you don't realize: the normies that you feel contempt for are not people who suddenly stumbled over this board and now disturb all the nice robot talk here. they were actively replying robots themselves at the age of 17 or 18, until they have gradually transformed into normal happy people at the age of around 22. your problem are not the terrorists from other countries. it's your robot-anons who grew up on here who have had more luck and overcome their pitiful existence. an existence that you have to deal with probably for the rest of your life. i'm sorry.

>>34840834
Useless crap that will give you diabeetus and liver failure.

>>34840834
They cant be limited to one specific part of the brain (bloodstream) so they affect every part of your brain, not just your psychotic part. Also parma jews want your sheckles and dont really care if their product can mess up your mind. As long as it dulls you enough to say "i dont feel psychotic" then they will sheckel you

>>34840834
Bad for you. Long term makes mental illness worse anyway cause it fucks your brain up even worse lul.

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>>34840784
>Self steen

What did he mean by this?

>>34841469
He misspelled selfasteam

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>>34840784
>anti drugs class
>13. of February
>first day of college

This may have been true when there was actually interesting content on this board, but it would make no difference now

Just enjoy your containment board

>>34840750

There is still interesting content. I love when other robots talk about their daily lives. You get so many people from all different walks of life on here. It's nice to have such a window into somebody's else's experience of life.

>>34840772
Agreed, as an old robot I sorely miss those threads.

>one site is taken down
>this means disabled kids will be disadvantaged
do these "reporters" ever stop and think about how hysterical they're being?

>>34840805
They just do what will get them the most attention, which means more clicks, which means more money, and by posting this article OP is helping them, maybe he's a shill, who knows.

>>34840805

>this means disabled kids will be disadvantaged


no the fact that devos doesn't care about them and trumps platform had nothing for disabled kids period .

could this be overreating possibly .

but its probably not .

>34840872

maybe he's a shill well i don't like trump if thats what you mean .

>>34840683
I go away for a few months at a time, but come back whenever I'm feeling down. Usually I'm broke and stop exercising around the same time

>>34840683
My sleep deprived mind always finds its way back here. I've been gone since October :(

yes

but then I realise this is the only place I can talk to likeminded people and feel normal for once

Since when does having sex count as being beneficial to society? As if overpopulation isn't enough of a problem.

>>34840497
Save me from being exterminated, anon.

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Level 27 wizard apprentice here. At this point I would unironically choose euthanasia by morphine injection or similar if it were freely available.

I'm full-on homo and I want to cuddle you anon.

>>34840485
I know the feel, just replace the "guy" part with girl.
You've gotta stop using cameras.

>>34840528
thats probably a good idea. im not sure what these guys see in me anyways, im not that attractive by my own standards. im probably some kind of ongoing joke, or a charity case

>>34840468
Go for it, 10 dollars is not that much
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What fetish?

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>>34840468
Use your money in a way that best benefits you. Who cares if a fetish clip is a waste of money for someone else, it is for you. Is this fetish clip worth 10$ for you?
None of us can answer that question but you.

I have spent more than that on some fetish clips

>>34840460
You bury it deep within you and let it fester as an urge to eventually become a cute girl.

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The girl you posted is not cute. This is cute.

>>34840460
Women don't experience love the same way men do, they never love men for the reasons they want to be loved or the way they want to be loved. Women are a meme, they need men much more than men need them. It's only hard for you to cope because you've been conditioned to believe that you need a chubby, resting bitch face having roasty.

>>34840348
What do you think about being a faggot?

I don't really care, which I think might have been the point of the book.

I think you should do your own homework, anon.

>>34840184
By accepting that there is no "one". There are other girls out there who are better matches for you and who also will be romantically interested in you.

>the one

no such thing

and if it didn't work out with her. it means she isn't the one

>>34840225
>There are other girls out there who are better matches for you
This is true OP, take solace in these words and learn to move on with your life.

>and who also will be romantically interested in you
Eh, I'm not going to lie, I don't know about this one.

RIP robro's granny

>>34840183
>one less old boomer fuck leeching off the system

Hallelujah

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>>34840183
your grandma sounds like a saint who enjoyed quilting with a passion. Its awesome that this was done. Show everyone the wonderful works that she made so she can be remembered for what she loved best.

Maybe donate some of the extras to those in need of warmth? Im sure she would love to see them in good hands with people who deserve them. Thank you for sharing this anon, and you have my condolences for your loss. May your gran forever quilt in peace

R9k is just /soc/ with down syndrome

>>34840152
hello faggot, I bet you think you're so smart because "MBTI IS LEIK ASTROLGIES XDDDDD" and because you haven't learned about cognitive processes yet. However, despite that, you still spam and shill your shit without realising there's an entire world out there you have no idea everyone else inhabits.

>>34840787
>you haven't learned about cognitive processes yet.

You shouldn't treat Jung's ideas as though they were fact.

Stick to your studies bro, it will pay off in the future when you are successful and well rounded. Looking back on my life I wish I had just gotten the advanced highschool courses and went to university to be an engineer or physicist like I had always dreamed. I'm 24 now and I'm finally going to chase my dreams, just wish I had done it sooner. The partying and all that shit is overrated and what Normie's do, don't be a normie. Normie's are stupid and lazy, and breed like crazy essentially overpopulating the world degrading the value of many things, don't be like that anon. Strive for excellence, be intelligent and wise with your decisions, all else will fall into place. The father of eternal knowledge would be proud of your life's considerations.

>phoneposter
>frogposter
>underageposter
3 strikes, you're out buster

>>34840123
Then again I'm very mentally I'll, you probably should take my advice with a grain of salt. Do what makes you happy man, life's too short to not do what you love. And the only way to figure out what you love is through experience, so go out there and try new things. Its like I always tell people, you can't judge someone or something until you have lived their life or experienced that event.