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>>34829012

First for Shipman

who else has got a cat on their lap?

>>34829074
>who else has got a cat on their lap?
I wish. I haven't seen my cat for months. He's with my parents.

They would be incredibly disgusted by all the incest and loli and probably not talk to me anymore.

>>34824932
What kind of incest do you look at?

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>>34824795
probably really badly, like, REALLY badly

>>34822945
Everyone keeps skipping these days.

not me buddy i never skip>>34823030
>>34823030

>>34823262
They do when there's a grill around.

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>believing normie advice

So just be your gay self. Nothing wrong with a dick up the ass every now and then. Girls should relate to that.

>>34841853
Stop acting like a faggot then?

>6th grade
>standing in the playground
>realised at any one moment i can only see one thing
>start looking around as fast as i can so i miss out on less visual input

it's more like "savage things you did as a kid" desu

>friend tricked me into thinking breathing was the same as swallowing air. Did it daily untill mom asked what I was doing.

>whom
Don't use words you don't really understand just to sound fancy.

Just be yourself btw.

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>>34841762
Ill be doing it shortly

Then ill check back later after the anti-psychotics have kicked in

>These are the days of our lives, cherish them

>>34841824
whomst cares

>>34841689
"please ask me if something is wrong, I'll proceed saying that everything is all right but you have to investigate more to actually let me talk"

>GIV ME ATTENCION, HUMAN MALE

>>34841689
She means delete and block immediately

Fucking rangebans means I gotta use wifi what the shit

>>34841689
she means you're boring probably senpai

>>34841551
Driving a car isn't really that fun, on roads with any sort of traffic it's more of a boring, extended duration, chore than anything else.
You aren't missing much.

How's sex? Is it all it's cracked up to be, or just more exhausting, less efficient masturbation but with another person?

>>34841551
Even though my filter has like 30 keywords, i still get some normies post.
I am gonna ignore this thread and hope the first time you drive you get fucking obliterated by a truck.

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Dont worry op, i will day without knowing how driving car either

>>34841533
Kill yourself you sick faggot.

who cares wanting something isnt illegal

>>34841533
well, i want to be born rich
tough luck anon we all have our dreams that can never happen

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>>34841413
Unlike women, men always have the option to get their virginities back.

>>34841413
great power comes at a great cost,

youve given in to the lust, it byitself is a test of mind, one must be capable of controlling oneself before being able to manipulate the elements around him

>>34841413
You've already betrayed our ways, you had your chance. You will not be spared in What Is To Come.

>>34841233
Bump

Is this normal

It's normal, I think?

On my last attempt that which for 38 days, I only feel SUPER HORNY on first week. Past that, I don't even have desire to fap even when I'm having wet dreams every 2-3 nights.

>>34841782
I haven't even had wet dreams

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This is probably because you are not the kind of person who you'd like to be.
If you're able to attract any female in the first place, then it's really not difficult: the happier you are with yourself, the happier you will be with the girls that show interest in you.

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I am literally being stalked by mentally ill, ugly women.

>>34841109
Two of the girls that liked me tried lesbianism in some moment of their lives.

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>>34840966
>it's another episode where an anon thinks he's entitled to a gf

>>34840966
What have you recently done to get to know girls?

>>34841040
I'm around them at work but other than that I'm not really sure how to meet them. I'm too shy for bars and too average looking for Tinder.

>>34840964
masturbating like any other day

>>34840964
being the third wheel

>>34840964
Fuckng your ass

I'm pretty sure everyone envisions themselves as the President or as a rich man who controls things.

bby's first existentialism.

Skip pre-abusrdist shit unless you decide you like philosophy.

Go read The Myth of Sisyphus

Yes 99% of humans have these thoughts. You are not special.