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Why do blacks always slur and mumble their words?
I go to a high ranking university where they should be well educated but they still do it to the extent I can't understand half of what they say.
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>>34840687
Because out of every race that will ever inhabit this earth

Niggers are fucking retarded and they always will be.. They are so fucking stupid it actually makes me angry that they are allowed to exist

I fucking hate niggers and you should too.
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>>34840687
Affirmative action
You think, with their culture, that many blacks could go to uni purely off of their own "merit"?
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>>34840813
I didn't think we had that in the UK but maybe we do

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Is travelling to other countries to get a gf a good idea?
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>>34840229
If you can't even get girls to like you here, how the Hell will you get a girl to like you elsewhere, money?
You can buy sex, anon.
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>>34840229
Only if youre buying one from eastern europe or asia
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>>34840229
>Is travelling to other countries to get a gf a good idea?
No

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>carer finds the rape ape
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>momma finds the cummy gummies
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>tard wrangler finds the cum steamer
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>>34840049

>moma found da poopa galoopa

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What is her endgame r9k?
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>2017
>still caring about divorcerape

Remember that it only happens to beta orbiter tier faggots. If you're a robot, you will NEVER get divorceraped.

It only affects normies and the smug betas who laugh at us for not dedicating our lives to roasties.
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getting everything in a testament after he dies of a heart attack
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>>34839918
You gonna give me the sauce there pal?

Pls oregano

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>tfw no mercy gf
why liv
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>Mercy is a roastie
>not a virgin
NOPE.
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>>34839578
is... is there one where she has a penis?

Im asking for my penis.
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>>34839622
do i see a spider...

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ITS YOUR SECOND DAILY REMINDER TO LOOK AFTER YOUR FUCKING TEETH ANONS.

HEY YOU. ANON. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH? YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THEM!!!!! YOU ONLY GET ONE PAIR TO LOOK AFTER!!!!!!!

GRAB YOUR TOOTHBRUSH RIGHT NOW.

GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

ONCE IN THE MORNING, IN A CIRCULAR MOTION FOR 2 MINUTES AND AGAIN BEFORE BED.

FLOSS YOUR TEETH EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED AND USE A HIGH FLUORIDE MOUTHWASH.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO DO IT.

RIGHT.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DON'T IGNORE THIS THREAD.

BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH.
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no fuck you my teeth are fine
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Well I do nigga, there seems to be a hole forming in a very annoying position where 1 tooth pushes against another though. Guess I gotta book a time to the torture chamber.

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Women are funny
just deal with it already
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yes totally agree 100% absolutely indeedo pepper
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>1263 retweets, 2935 likes

?
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>Don't worry guys. I'm only having one glass of wine tonight haha

So this... is the power... of normie humor...
...woah

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How comes so many fembots ended up coming to 4chan when they were underage?

Didn't this completely screw with your notions of what is normal, especially your sexuality?
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>>34838124
>It's another gee eff request thread
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I just like being around smug nerdy white guys. I'm not even joking, that sense of humor was always the one that most appealed to me. When I was 15 I desperately wanted someone from here.
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Do I see Marky and Eliza in that pic?

Second from right, top row and second row.

Eliza looks so adorable with those big glasses. I wish she wasn't so promiscuous.

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Please explain this, r9k.
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simple. It should say millennial men
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>>34837948
Yes, "choosing" not to have sex
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>Women putting out
>In this day and age

What would your heaven look like anon?
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oblivion

origaninal posterino
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>>34836643
Comfy

Oregano yea
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>>34836335
I don't want heaven. I just want eternal sleep.

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Try to make the shortest phrase possible without getting muted by the robot.
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>>34836156
shortest phrase
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I yam.
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>>34836156
I love sports.

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Who /communist/ here?

You realize that nationalism and "white pride" are bourgeois spooks created to divide the working class, right /r9k/?

You're not a classcuck are you? You aim to own the means of your own production, right?
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Ewww can you go back to your containment board >>>/pol/
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>>34834965
Of courses anon
t.ancom
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>>34834965
wait so if theres fully automated luxury communism you can have robot gf for free???

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Been awhile since I last saw a retail feels thread, they always feel cathartic.

>its another "female manager does nothing" episode
>its another "get assigned menial task cause you're a robot" episode
>its another "have to deal with a customer" episode

At least today's highlight was closing the store right before a customer could get inside, he was still in his car.
He threw his hands up and shouted, I laughed a little bit desu.

Feel free to share your retail feels, share stories/tips and best of all: complain.
Maybe it'll make you feel better.
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>>34834544
Robros help me... how do I get a job in retail?
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>knowing this job will lead to nothing
>just want to work in the stock room alone
>need the money for rent
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>>34834578
Man I dunno how I did it, for whatever reason they liked me enough to pull from the back and stick me in the front.
I don't even know what I did, I wish I could be in the back still.
At least I got to listen to music and take breaks at my leisure.

>>34834628
>its another "Is this really where I wanted to end up? episode.

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ITT: Post top five bands and others guess personality/critique you constructively

>The Doors
>Black Dice
>Wire
>R. Stevie Moore
>Kanye West
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>>34832360
kanye west is not a a band
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>>34832360
>>34832413
*bands/artist, sorry
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shit thread; sage

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I'm about to leave my house for good and probably end up killing myself tonight. Parents are asleep so it's a good time. Putting on lots of layers of clothes because it's a long walk to the bridge.

Going to grab some weed from my car so I can roll a couple joints for the walk.

It's been a fun one guys, wish me luck
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I'm a girl btw. Please don't be mean, there aren't many of us here.
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>>34830467
I'm op and im not a girl
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>>34830458
Nooo, don't do iiiittt.

~but if you do, do a flip~

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