Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday lonesome loser
Happy birthday to me
>>34842406
Aww happy birthday annon how old are you now
can't post without a commetn
>>34842406
Happy Birthday lad original
>tfw the onlii thing i'll be cuddling is this big ol' teddy.....I suggest buying one they are /cozy/ like cuddling a real-life goy.
If you are op id cuddle you.
And maybe several other lewd things....b-b-because valentines
>>34842289
where would be t he best place to get one
need one now
>>34842289
Who /stillhastheirteddybears/ here?
I know there's a few of you guys with no family or friends around. How do you stay motivated? What drives you? Tell me a bit about yourself.
I have no friends except two online friends and I live with my dad who I barely speak to. My only motivation being I don't want to disappoint him but that's not enough so I've pretty much given up. If I had no family at all I'd fucking end it.
>>34842046
Really not that big a deal
I'm 27, virgin, no friends or family
I go to work, work/drive my cars, shitpost a bit, read, work on my investment portfolio etc etc.
Meanwhile everyone I know who fell for the marriage meme is living in near poverty despite making middle class play, because their wife and kids are like leeches.
They wear timexs and drive old dodge caravans while I have a small luxury watch collection and I just bought a Subaru BRZ despite not needing a car.
>>34842331
Where do you work? I'm in college at the moment but it's easy to lose sight of the goal at the end. It's really all so i never have to live with roommates again.
Since all of you think you're so smart lets see you solve this chess problem, its very easy.
Mate in two moves, white to play.
>>34841980
white horsey moves to h7.
then white queen to f8 or g7.
>>34842024
Thats wrong. If you go knight h7 the black queen can simply go to h2, check your king and white can no longer checkmate in two moves and the puzzle will be wrong.
queen to h7. easy, next
Measuring in at 6.3 inch in length and 4.8 inch in girth. My friend told me girls want at least 9 inch in length and 7 inch in girth. Will I stay a virgin forever r9k?
>>34841709
omg u retard ur average stop being dum
Go post this on /b/. They have a huger audience and you will get more replies.
Or go on /soc/ and post a picture and they will be very kind to you.
This has no place on /r9k/
>>34841709
Hahahahaha you're the tiniest man who ever lived
Lets get another one of theee threads going. What's your experience with smoking weed robots? Do you like it? Also
>favourite drug
>least favourite drug
>most used drug
Acid
4 aco dmt
Marijuana
Gonna smoke a fat bowl when I get home around 1 pm today. Might smoke with my imouto, shit's fun.
My 4 aco dmt experience was like pic related. Really intense and colors everywhere, mostly purple. Probably not taking it again as I got nauseous and almost threw up. Took a couple diarrhea dumps too.
>>34841704
I think 4-aco-DMT ruined psychedelics for me. Every time I've taken it, and I've taken LSD once after I ran out, my "trip" consists of me getting very confused, sweaty, and I start to feel like I'm dying
Bizarre. They used to be a lot of fun and now it just feels like my organs are having spasms
one time i took some edibles hoping they would help me with my IBS but i took too many and it made me feel like complete shit and i threw up a bunch. ruined my day. the next day i had a pretty nice, effort-free shit though. not sure if coincidence or not but i'm not too keen to try again.
>>34841742
Yeah I got really sweaty too. I think 4 aco dmt really speeds up your metabolism. Easier to take shits on it too.
If someone talks to you openly about their past sex life, does that mean they are interested in you?
No
blox4robut85
>>34841677
exactly the opposite in most cases, they likely view you as a non-sexually competitive male.
>>34841702
This, unless she's talking about kinks in a flirtatious way. She might be looking for a fling, then.
What are u going to do in valentines day,robots?
>>34841364
im definitely not going to explode inside a bottle
>>34841364
I'm going to have dinner with my waifu
>>34841364
Play for honor and jack off
http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf
6 years old, dinosaur ride at the park: ''When reached the front, the park staff presented me with a measuring stick, and I didn't fit the requirements. I saw other boys my age admitted onto the ride, but I was denied because I was too short!''
Why are manlets still legal?
>>34841279
oh another day my feelings are hurt
>>34841279
Poor dude. Textbook narcissism. Such delusions always lead to ruin.
>>34841392
He was probably a 6, too. Too bad he wanted to be a 12.
I've been smoking weed for about 10 years now and I think that buying this vaporizer was the best weed related decision I ever took.
>>34841217
Why do you say this famalampai?
Been trying to decide between buying a vape or a bong for when I get my own place in a few months
Hahahah duuuuude
Weed amirirtte?
>tfw have a vaporizer but prefer to smoke with the bong
I want to get lung cancer
You can choose one, and only one, /r9k/. Which will it be?
Smug is the patrician choice
>>34841142
Ara ara please.
>>34841142
I'll have one tomboy to go please.
Your opinion of Sargon of Akkad?
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>>34841069
thats a bad shop
Sarnigger of Cuckad.
>>34841069
That is fuckng disgusting
Whens the last time you had sex, anon?
>>34841058
Friday night, desu.
>>34841058
Friday evening desu
>>34841058
I-i was p-pulled from my m ... moms v-vagina 22 years ag-go.
Can you stop the CHAD?
>fuck gf
>Chad can no longer find your virgin gf because she no longer exists
>>34840986
Why are chads arms so skinny?
ooggjjaiinoriioriginlal
How did you end up where you are now? What's your endgame and how are you working towards it?
NEET stories and recovery plans go here
I needed serious mental health assistance but never got it because my parents just assumed it was a phase and that I'd eventually turn into a normalfag.
Now I've been NEET for nearly 15 years (dropped out of school at 16).
Funnily enough my parents are still hopeful that I can get my shit together. They're truly some of the most delusional people I've ever met. They refuse to acknowledge that their son just might be suffering some severe mental problems for nearly 2 decades now.
The way I live (no job, no friends, no social contact with outside world) has become almost normalized to them. Any other parents would have kicked me out, or at the very least had some kind of intervention.
>>34840817
yeha my parents have no idea i have or have ever had any mental health problems
whatsoever despite the months i spent as a shut in and after my brother offered me
a place to live i've started writing lists of things that are stopping me from getting a job
and being healthy and socially functional things like getting new clothes to apply for jobs
in, a haircut and i also have set myself a few things i want to do everyday and try to keep
myself busy now i also stretch a lot and there are only a few things i need to do to be fully job ready
>>34840758
Thiswas a result of luck and I have no endgame.