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>teacher picked up the lewd furry drawings i was doing and showed the classroom

>>34850096
please explain senpairiginal

>>34850096
How? The camera is too far away to see that right?

Or did you not wear any pants?

>>34850060
Sounds like a good time to me, anon. You can probably get the same quality for less than $500 though.

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>>34850060
What did you expect?
Now you've spoiled fapping for yourself.
You might as well buy a top quality flesh-light now.

>>34850103

Yeah it was a good time but I don't believe sex should be the primary focus in one's life like society tells you it should be.

>at uni getting good grades
>in part-time work
>have gf
>not a virgin
>have licence and car
>okay looking & relative healthy, don't go gym or anything but I'm at a normal weight, not fat or a skelly, I'm probably a 5/10

>severely depressed
>live with parents
>part-time work is shitty fast food, I fucking hate it
>literally 0 friends, 1 acquantance at work
>never leave the house to go out, socialise or have fun, only leave for work/uni
>gf is ugly, overweight, moody, 3/10, just horrible to be around. the only reason I put up with her is I get to stick my dick in her once in a while, she's the only person I've ever fucked

Not really doing much to change anything - I'm going to the doctors Thursday to get back on anti-depressants so that might help with the depression. I've done as much as I can already so not much else I can change. Shit, with that first list I felt like a normie writing that. But all of it has only come about within the last year or so. This time last year I wasn't at uni, didn't have a gf, didn't have a car, just working full time at fucking McDonald's that's all I had going for me, the fact that I wasn't a NEET.

>>34849857
The good
>I have a job
>I'm mostly self sufficient(health insurance til 26
>My roomie is my bestie
>Been watching shittons of anime with him
>I have my health
>I've actually gotten back into reading more lately
>I've gotten laid in the past few months
>for honor comes out tomorrow fuck yeah

The Bad
>I'm still a college dropout.
>Self-sufficiency is only about 1 year old
>Willpower still 0 beyond maintaining independence
>I'm ghosting pretty much everyone else that I know right now
>out of anxiety
>which is a constant pest
>which I'm letting keep me from going to boxing classes
>which I have already paid for
>which were supposed to help me with my self esteem
>which I can only seem to raise with the help of some external thing, like a FWB I'm also ghosting
>She probably has an attention seeking personality disorder
>which is probably why she was flirting with me of all people
>why even fucking bother feeling like you're worth a damn, then
>autism can only be cured with bullets

Hopefully to change
>I bought a 10$ algebra 1 textbook and The Republic to go through on my own time
>I want to gear up to take a remedial test to prove that I can actually commit to college
>I'm gonna have to talk to her at some point. I'm probably just being dramatic.
>Been practicing my normie impression in the mirror
>Gonna force myself to interact and hold eye contact when this rut lifts
>considering if anxiety medication is legitimately the solution to half of my problems

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>>34850090
>at uni getting good grades
>have gf
>not a virgin
>okay looking & relative healthy

>severely depressed

>>34849829
i don't hate others
i also don't give a fuck about others

>>34849897
I developed a lot of empathy for others over the last few years. Gotta question your beliefs and ponder life, my man

Most of you moved on or died out.
The closest are probably those among us, myself included who are entirely apathetic towards everything. Worst part is I hope Buddhist reincarnation isn't real otherwise we're all fucked.

I think Australia has the best neetbux

>>34849479
How do I apply for aussie citizenship then

>>34849515
>>34849458
>Becoming a citizen of a country only to immediately apply for NEETbux
Is this something people do?

Happy original birthday to you, Anonymous.

ok

(og)

I only give happy birthday shoutouts to aquarians. since I am one (january 31st) happy birthday man.

*ksh* Motherbase please come in *ksh*

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*ksh* I don't know, like blow it up or something, its your deal *ksh*

>>34849384
*ksh* stop using this fucking line I'm trying to get my mom to give me more normiebucks for the month *ksh*

*ksh* over fag *ksh*

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>>34849142
I haven't had a haircut or cut my own hair like an autist since 2011.

Long hair is the path of the robot.

>got a haircut and a shave today
>mom won't shut up about how handsome I am
Seriously what the fuck

>>34849142
Why did that bother you? They only brought it up in order to help you out.

What can I say? I love to be smothered when making love.

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Why the fuck did you crop out the qt?

Yes verily.
The other one would not last more tha an hour of hard ass fucking.

>>34848955
Why isn't he responding?

It's probably because you're a loser that uses the term sms in the current year

I think some people aren't meant to have friends.

>mods
>on a containment board

>2 WHOLE THREADS

Use filters RETARD

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>>34848985
This
Because this board is fucking gay

there was a post about a guy asking a girl "so do you want to have sex now?" while in bed with her few days ago. do not do that for starters

fuck her right in the pussy
originololol

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>>34848711
Jerk off now bro and whenever you get to fuck her you'll last like 1 hour

That's what I do when I know I'm about to get laid

>>34848447
>don't want kids

phew looks like I'm relativity low on red flags

>>34848447
>gels hair on the daily

My hair is straight and falls straight down, if I don't style it with gel it looks like a bowl cut or some shit so fuck right off

>>34848447
>gives his mother foot rubs
>consults his mother when making decisions

>>34848401

That is a very disturbing picture.

Turned 21 two months ago, hairline starting to recede, no man in my family on either side has ever gone bald this early (it's always 40s/50s/60s). It's like winning the lottery of shit.

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>be me
>be neet
>should be happy
>friends jelly of neet me
>am sad all the time dont know why
>parents despise me cause am neet
>decide getting job will make me and my parents happy
>get job
>have nothing to be sad about
>still sad

what the fuck is wrong with me

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Only that -A saved you, OP

>>34848227
someone post more of these types of pics
pls

also, anyone else /infj/ here?

>>34848086
I ISTP-A the first bunch of times I took this but last night I took this test again and don't know what to think anymore.