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Post where you live robots.
If burger add your state
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Upstate New York
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>>34843023
California
It's not the worst state, that'd be Florida, thanks
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>>34843164
Upstate New York Utica here
>falls in love with a woman
>she recently broke up with bf
>get pretty serious with her (online)
>about to meet her
>she gets sick
>she's preggo
>won't abort
Haha holy fuck it's like /pol/ memes are coming to life.
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I'm not baiting, I'm really gonna raise some other dude's son and nobody will even reply to this thread. I just want someone to call me a retarded beta cuck so I can laugh at myself.
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You're a retarded beta cuck, don't do it.
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Don't do it you moron
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When was the last time you ate ass?
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>femaleoregano comment
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>>34842930
437 days, 14 hours and 34 seconds
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>>34842930
You know only virgin betas have that fantasy right? Too much porn my manboy.
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I've been hanging out with a friend of mine for a while now. We've been friends since we were kids. but I never liked her until recently, and that was only after she kissed me when we were drunk.
We banter back and forth, she makes fun of me, I make fun of her, she calls me names, I call her names back.
Now here's the thing - she's "dating" someone cross country and shes having problems with him. Shes definitely head over heels for him.( We are in Florida, her guy is in Nevada.)
We went to a bar a week ago, she got pretty drunk and made me dance with her. She bumps into me when we're sitting at the table, and she ALWAYS sits next to me. She also makes fun of me if I don't drink or drink my drinks fast enough, like she's challenging me.
I'm not sure where to go from here.
I do like her, BUT I am okay if nothing happens, however I don't want to ruin a friendship I've had with her, because it was for at least 15 years now - and it wasn't because I liked her. Again, I wasn't attracted to her until pretty recently.
A mutual friend of mine actually asked me If I'd ever consider dating her, and NORMALLY when someone asks this, it's because the person in question had asked them to do it, but he swears she did not. I do believe him however.
He says we would be perfect together since we already argue like a married couple. My brother says the same thing as well.
What do I do? Is she interested?
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>>34842915
>Is she interested?
Fucking obviously you dumb fuck
>What do I do?
Grow a pair, take her out tomorrow, HAVE SEX the same night after your good ass first date on valentines day, become a normie
Save yourself
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goddamit you fucking cunt, what are you even waiting for you beta, just grow a pair, you got a real chance
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>>34843745
>tomorrow is valentines day
holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck i forgot.
how should i bring it up? like a joke?
>>34843913
i dont see it.
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Have a seat Anon, drinks on the house. Tell me about your most painful rejections, I'm all ears.
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sorry bro, I don't get rejected
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I don't have a rejection story as I have never pursued or attempted anything I wasn't almost certain of. A grill said she'd join me to drink in my hotel room a few days back and never showed up, does that count?
That being said rum and cok desu
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I'll order some whisky with coke, throw in some rocks too...
> Join college and act like an extrovert.
> Get into heaps of trouble and embarrassing situations.
> Get a fat Pinoy wench to try and hook me up with a Thai qt.
> Backfires horribly.
>Dumb me starting stalking her (no bad intentions).
> Tell everyone about me and 'her' etching my shameful and idiotic behavior in the minds of everyone I knew.
> Go to party and talk to her, she ends up feeling uncomfortable.
> Few weeks in and everyone starts calling me a rapist (WTF!?)
> Girls tell me she cried and is scared.
> Fat Pinoy wench gets triggered and asks me to apologize and yells at me.
> Stopped going to crowded places on campus for her to not spot me.
> Finally ask a female to intercede on my behalf and to apologize.
> She says it's O.K and she has a bf.
> *Long sigh* Out of trouble for now.
> She ends up leaving for some odd reason.
> Everyone asks me about 'that' event.
> No one at college even remembers it anymore by now.
I really wish that I wasn't that stupid back then.
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How come my big sister never taught me how to properly make out with girls or how to put on a condom or how to find a girls g spot or how to have sex?
I thought that's what big sisters are supposed to teach their younger brothers but my one never taught me that.
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>>34842858
>big sister is a "lesbian" that has never had sex
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>he thinks the g-spot is real
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Sisters will only fuck you if you're chad, its not fair
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>Tfw come home for work and have no energy left to do anything.
How do I fix this? Doesn't help that my job has me on my feet and moving all shift.
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>>34842810
> Not being a NEET
I'm kidding, consider switch to the other job then. If it's not possible, get used to it, your body would get used and won't be that tired after a while.
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>>34842891
I've been doing this for months, you don't get used to it
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>>34843266
How long you've been doing this to be exact? I used to work labor in chemical factory, and it took me 1 year to get my body used to it.
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I just really want someone to actually hug me and make me feel safe and loved and shit. i just get this fucking pit of emptiness in my stomach when I think about because i just want one person to hold me close for a lil while
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>>34842792
I don't want to feel these feels anymore...
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I don't deserve to feel that. That's only for the Beautiful people.
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>>34842836
You are right, we are unworthy of human affection and closeness, we deserve to rot in the dark pits of hell. We are good for nothing, a waste of skin, fit only to browse this Canuck moose riding board.
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Redpill me on risperidone, robots.
(Have .5mg myself, just started so still a low dose for now)
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>>34842715
If it doesn't work, then your delusions are reality.
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It's shit. Enjoy your man boobs.
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>>34842879
Does it really give you manboobs?
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Would you get yourself a black girlfriend if you had the chance?
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>>34842639
>Would you get yourself a black girlfriend if you had the chance?
Yes, but I'll never get that chance.
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I would have any gf if we got along well and she was average looking.
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black fembot confirming that white boys can be so pretty with there blue and green eyes
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Liberals actually:
1) Believe this article to be real, despite the fact that withholding information from the president would be entirely pointless if you leaked information that you aren't telling him everything.
2) Think that an organization that doesn't answer to the highest authority in the land(the representative of the people) is a good thing.
What the fuck is wrong with them?
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>2
>Being a statist
Fucking boot-lickers
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>>34842633
What does that mean.......................................................................?
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck every permutation of periods has been fucking taken go fuck yourself your fuck fuck Goddamnit
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>>34842703
The algorithm makes repeating things into a max of two.
Also it means >implying things should answer to the highest authority instead of being privatised, therefore literally run by the people
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Talking with oneitis (has a bf
>Her: "Gosh anon! Don't be so sad that you are going to be alone this St. Valentine's day. Remember that being alone is a previlege ^^"
>Me: "Yes. It's just like being a cripple and having people remind me how much of a previlege it is to be sitting down"
>Her: ".... I gotta go now"
I fuckin really hate when normies spurt this buzzwords they learn from hollywood movies and shit
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Nice comeback though.
>tfw not quick-witted
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>>34842490
>I gotta go now"
savage
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>>34842490
>being this bitter
>thinking it makes you in any way attractve
TOP KEK
I want to stop daydreaming about her, my crush, every day i daydream about us doing normal casual stuff like shopping or watching a movie, cuddling, making food and doing bills.
P-p-please make it stop!
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>>34842398
I'll try to help you man. What's the deets?
P.s. sauce on that pic? Asking for my dick.
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>>34842992
ask and ye shall receive famalam
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>>34842398
talk to other girls
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Am I really a pedophile or is it just paternal instincts?
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>>34842391
If you have to ask, you're definitely a pedophile
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>>34842391
>paternal instincts?
lmao, implying I'll ever have children
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>>34842455
Feels bad, man. What do?
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What's it like to kiss a girl?
22 and never experienced it.
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>>34842381
I kissed a girl for the first time two days ago. It was..nice. I was surprised. It didn't last long, i didn't really know what i was doing do she stopped.
Anyway anon, its nothing major. The pleasant part is the kiss itself, not the actual feeling. I wouldn't sweat it, you'll be sure to get it trust me.
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>>34842669
>69
>the goddam sex number
I really hope so, I've been stood up recently and I'm starting to resign myself to a life alone. There's no point in always trying if you constantly get rejected.
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T b h kissing isn't really that good, never understood why people enjoy kissing strangers so much. Someone you love however might be more pleasing, dunno.