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>The home environment of an individual is a physical representation of their state of mind
What does your home look like /r9k/? If you live with others then specifically what does your room look like?
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There is almost nothing personal in my room. It looks pretty ordinary.
What does that mean?
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>>34843470
I clean it now and then but it slowly goes to shit again, and then I leave it that way because I have so little motivation to do anything. Then I slowly force myself to clean up (or some external event happens that requires it and leaves me no choice) and the cycle begins again. Even when it's clean it's functional enough but never very attractive or pretty, and there's always some clutter.

pic related, my room looks like the opposite of that
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>bed is always a mess
>try to keep the floor clean, but there's always shoes/boxes in the corner or something
>wall scrolls/anime posters
>donald trump poster
>anime figures
>desk is somewhat clean though

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Fat people will inherit the planet

We will outlast you all
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>>34843453
How? You can't even outlast the stairs.
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>>34843453
>Be fat
>Die at 40
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Date cut n paste job desu

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>he can't even fuck a virtual pussy

https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/
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This was clearly created by an autistic virgin.
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>>34843450
You don't even know how real this game actually is.

If you can't even fuck her, you don't stand a chance against real poon
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>>34843467

This. All because a woman goes skinny dipping with you it doesn't mean it's okay to grope her or kiss her. You have to understand that casual nudity or flirting doesn't mean she's into you or wants sex at the moment.

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Going to the gym today wish me luck. I'm trying to go at least twice this week because I've only been going once a week since january
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>>34843439
Good luck anon. It's scary going in, but once you're settled it's ezpz.
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>twice a week

Just dont bother youre not gonna make it
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You can do it, my darling.

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Why don't you just suck dick? You can even dress up like a cute girl.
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Not big on le BBC meme but when they're uncut the dick looks real good desu.
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>>34844531
I have an uncut bbc anon
where are you?
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>>34844253
Wait how old did you say you were?

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Does anyone have that picture of essential movies every robot should watch?

If not, can you recommend me some comfy robot movies to lift the weight of loneliness from my shoulders?

Already watched 400 blows, Night Crawler and Taxi Driver.
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>>34843392
You m3an this?
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>>34843499
No, it was a larger image with like 20 movies listed. But this could do for a while as well, thank you.
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>>34843392
synechdoche new york

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What if you were really getting along with a nice girl after a few innocent dates.

And she says that before things get serious she wants to be honest with you.

It's at this point she reveals her pointy ears and explains she's a real actual Elf and demonstrates her ability to do minor forms of spellcasting like making trees and grass grow in the blink of an eye.

Would this sort of thing be a deal breaker for you?
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>>34843370
I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad thing but you're probably too old to have the mind of a child, anon.
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I DON'T DATE ELVES OR GOBLINS.

FILTHY KNIFE-EARS.
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>tfw elf girls are my fetish

>>34843370
I'd start kissing on her sensitive ears

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>be me
>in class
>wear a black shirt and black hoodie all the time
>silent all the time even in breaks
>people think that i am a mysterious kid
>one kiddo thought that i am a hacker
>they are afraid of me

the truth is i am just shy and don't know what to talk about
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>>one kiddo thought that i am a hacker
Holy shit
What a fucking meme
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>>34843268
>>people think that i am a mysterious kid

>not getting made fun of all the time
>not being the target of jokes about you being a school shooter

You're are a normie.
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>>34843311

i don't have friends tho

Stop being an IN(T/F)P.
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>>34843262

My MBTI specialist counselor says it's impossible to change MBTI types. I'm supposed to be the "best INTP I can be."
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I'm trying hard to not be an INFP but I get emotional constantly
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>>34843262
>Stopp being an INFP
I wish I could, anon. Please teach me the ways.

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We're practically still children
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I never hit any milestone in my life. I dropped out of high school at 16 and became a hikikomori at 17. I became schizophrenic at 20. I'm literally still 15 years old inside my heart. I'm 27. I only leave my house at night to go to 7/11 sometimes. My mommy drives me.
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>>34843249
>drive 40 minutes to job interview
>chad boss tells me they are trying to promote someone internally to fill the spot I'm interviewing for
>mentions they are still interviewing other people for the next week
why did I come in at all you piece of shit fuck you dude seriously
I've been looking for a fucking job for half a year
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>>34843278
How do you spend your days? Do you have daily conversations with your mom or do you spend nearly all your time in your room

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTjGQyZMiso

Why is she such a comedic genius?
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Ugly roastie please go
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>>34843221
She did leave thanks to you assholes. She won't be making anymore face videos and she hints at wanting to kill herself in all her blog posts. You guys ruined a teenage girl.
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>>34843234
And? She was a slur who attention whored and shit all over this board. Can't stand the heat then get out the kitchen.

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>Anon, are you sure this doesn't bother you?
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>>34843177
It does bother me.
But there's nothing I can do about it.
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>>34843177
Yes. The whole "pretend to have autism over a single misplaced item" meme is really overplayed and shitty.
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>>34843177

Yeah it does bother me. Those things taste disgusting.

When do specimen of the female gender stop being attractive?
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More precisely, at what age?
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>>34843147
Depends on the individual. Usually mid forties is when most women have hit the rocks in terms of looks.
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Depends, Japanese women stay beautiful until like 80 and then look like a foot

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Does anyone here want to be my friend and cuddle and be nice to each other?
We can watch anime together and play video games. I'm an old neet loser but it's a lonely world and I need company.
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>>34843051
So, what, that's code for you're a gay neet shut in who wants some dick

Pass
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Grow up you pathetic man-child.

>I'm an old neet loser

Maybe if you didn't piss away your life on Japanese cartoons and computer games.....
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>>34843051
t. Failed normie
Get off my board, you haven't embraced failure then you shouldn't be here

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it's literally just sped up music. you cant kek up this level of unoriginality
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>>34843040
It's not the technique used to make the music, it's the feels the music gives you.
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>>34843040
desu it's the lolicon of music since it's made to sound more high-pitched and childlike

And yes it's literally just making garbage pop songs even worse
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>>34843040
>modern music is too slow so even the most retarded can follow it
>therefore an elite /g/entlemen like me listens to sped up music
What is wrong with that?

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