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I fucking did it. I got a girlfriend. I can say goodbye to this goddamn board after years of coming here. I hope you all have a wonderful fucking life and some good shit happens to you soon.It's been an honor you faggots
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Are you doing anything tomorrow with your newly acquired gf?
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>>34846998
See ya famalam, hope you have a nice life. Also, nice almost trips.
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see you in a month, phoneposter
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Why the fuck do I smile so much ?
Whenever I see a person I know I instantly smile, but I never want to smile, most of the people think I'm a creep because of this.
Most of the time I just laugh on my own at something that seems absurd to me but all the normiez just look at me like I'm some kind of alien.
My nickname in middle school was the laughing cow, because I was far too.
Anybody that knows this struggle ?
Please help me
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>>34846942
I used to do this too. As I got more masculine over time and less anxious it went away entirely.
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>>34847054
that just translates to
>just bee yourself
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>>34847130
Lolwat, how does it do that?
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>mfw no qt tranny gf
Any trannies on /r9k/ looking for someone? I've got a big need
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>>34846908
Guy with 9 inch dick here, Fuck that loser op I used to pick on that guy in middle school. What time am I picking you up?
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>>34846935
Stop, I just want some tranny pussy
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>>34847292
Hehe shut up loser.
*shoves you with shoulder*
Come on pizza let's bail.
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>tfw turned 21 today
no one but my family wished me happy birthday
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>>34846843
Don't worry Anon, You always have us.
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>>34846843
Happy birthday, anon!
I'm turning 20 in sixteen days, and I still feel like a child.
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>>34846898
>>34846939
thanks guys
i hope you have a good birthday friend
Anonymous
Shall I become a Pirate? 2017-02-13 08:28:29 Post No.34846838
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My life is terrible, there appears to be no opportunity anywhere, everywhere I go there are people more unfortunate then me, squatting on the streets.
I have enough money to buy a Schooner ship, all I need is a crew and we can start plundering the rich to give to the poor.
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>>34846838
Move to Somalia lad
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>>34846861
No man, fuck niggers.
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>tfw born to late to be La Buse's first mate as you raid the Arch Bishop of Goa's ship
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How did you acept your lack of friends nad loneliness /r9k/? Or do you have friends?
How would someone come to terms with this and enjoy his solitude?
Meditation? Drinking? Drugs?
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>>34846688
The last time I saw any of the people I was friends with in HS was about 7 years ago.
I just have one friend left now, though we pretty much can't stand being around one another if we're not drunk or high.
I came to terms with this a long time ago, I mean who fucking cares, dude
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>>34846716
When I'm by myself I don't mind being alone, I'm even happy. But when I see people with friends or loved ones it just makes me feel empty.
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trust me, being alone is much much better than having piece of shit friends that make you feel 500 times worse
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Is spaghetti the ultimate food?
>little to no effort to make
>cheap as hell
>hundreds of different ways to prepare it
>very filling and comfy
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curried white rice blows spaghetti out of the water
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I love making instant noodles into spaghetti
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>very filling
yeah, until you're hungry again in 2 hours. Fuck pasta.
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Do you like female humans with brown skin, /r9k/?
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>>34846468
no i think not!!
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>>34846468
If they have brown skin, they are not human
sage
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>>34846468
I like all female humans regardless of skin color as long as they're somewhat bearable to look at and aren't obese
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Have you ever lost a dog? Did you end up finding it?
Every once in a while I come across loose dogs. Running on the road or along the sidewalk, thru people's yards, freely with no owner in sight. They're clearly lost dogs.
I've lost dogs in the past a few times, when taking them out to the yard they sometimes get too excited or they get distracted by wildlife and take off running. I've always managed to catch them through quick thinking and fast action, I've even caught other people's dogs before.
But I wonder how many of them never get found and wind up stray.
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I never have because I've never had a dog, only cats
But if I did and it ever got lost, I literally wouldn't be able to sleep until I found him.
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>8
>have white rat terrier
>take him to familyfriends place in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>rat terrier plays in yard
>gets shot by drunk redneck who thought he was a rabbit
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>>34846296
I haven't seen my outside cat in 2 days :(
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Why are you wasting time on /r9k/ when you could be STUDYING your KANJI????
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>>34846263
>Why are you wasting time on /r9k/ when you could be STUDYING your KANJI????
fuck kanji lmoa
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I have given up
not original enough
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>>34847435
>I have given up
it's not too late to start studying again!
Then you can experience the joy and frustration in the process of giving up again a whole nother time!
Anonymous
School shooting thread 2017-02-13 08:00:12 Post No.34846252
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ITT we discuss isla vista, cloumbine hs, virginia tech and others.
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People got shot and then a died!
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if it'll scare the normies away.
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>>34846252
Reminder that Columbine is the gold standard of school shootings.
Sadly only 5th in most deaths but first at every other measurement.
Give me your own top 3 robos
Anyone else feel like they could have been successful if they hadn't found this place? It just magnifies my flaws
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Nope. Quite the opposite. If I hadn't found this place where I can share feels with like-minded people, I probably would have killed myself
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>>34846215
No
>>34846351
I can relate to this more
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I found this place relatively recently and I was a loser all my life up til then.
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Anyone into ASMR? Why do you like it?
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do you mean ASMR or girlfriend rp """"""""""""""""ASMR""""""""""""""""
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>>34846044
it's comfy as fuck.
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>>34846044
not at all, i just don't like the sounds and it's also so boring
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Choose or die
choose one and only one.
this dog will be your companion for the next 12 years.
the dogs are all trained; you cannot teach them anything new or break their bad habits, but they cannot forget anything they have learned before.
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>>34846029
>no husky
Whats the point.
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>>34846029
Non-shedding Theodore pls.
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spagheti no question
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when someone quotes you and says something like "t. pleb," what does the t stand for?
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>>34845986
Short for terveisin, Finnish for "regards".
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yours truly
t. not a newfag
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>>34845986
It's Finnish
t. someone who googled it and found the reddit thread asking what t. means