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>tfw no gf

share your feels
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B-but it's pretty comfy without one, Anon
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>dont know when to hold em, when to fold em, when to walk away, when to run
>always count my money at the table
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>>34847959
>>tfw no gf
>share your feels

Fuck you

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This is who will be fucking your crush on valentine's.

Know your place, beta.
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I don't have a crush, gf or waifu
I am literally uncuckable
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>>34847909
stanley wishes, he can't even get a trap gf
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>>34847938
Fucking exactly, cuck proof master race

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> she is taller than 5'10"
> she still talks to her ex (or hangs out with him, even worse)
> she doesn't brush her teeth and shower at least once a day
> she doesn't shave her armpits
> she watches reality TV regularly
> she is overly politically-minded
> she can't deal with offensive humor
> she has alcohol/drug problems
> she smokes cigarettes
> she goes to raves frequently
> she wants to have children before age 30-35
> she's had sex with more people than you have
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>met her on 4chan
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>>34847906
she's not a virgin
she's extroverted
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>>34847906
>she is taller than 5'10"
>she doesn't shave her armpits

gay

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Hey /r9k/, will you be my valentine?
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>>34847947
o-oh okay thank you for being honest I hope we can still be friends
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>>34847947
>>34847978
So much mean
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>>34847887
I will please post a throwaway email so I can get to know you!

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Anyone else only eat 1 meal a day. Been doing this for the past 6 months and it's great. Went from 215lbs fatass to 140lbs currently. The only downside is you are gassy for some reason and I've lose a little bit of hair. Make sure to take your multi vitamins in the morning if you plan on doing the 1 meal a day thing. I usually restrict the meal to only 800 calories ,but I eat watever I want. It's like a treat. You can order chinese food or get 3 slices of pizza. It's just makes the food taste so much better. It really is a way of life for me now.
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>>34847786
but /fit/ told me starving is bad
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>>34847797
intermittent fasting is good for your health dont let fit meme you
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>>34847797
its band for gains

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Got a job. Get written up for doing something. Get written up again for not doing the thing. Get fired cause I complained about a customer and didn't do one thing.

Fuck this shit man why bother.
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>>34847716
The worst customers are usually niggers, but it's older white people/the elderly who'll go out of their way to get you fired
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>I complained about a customer
as a wageslave you're not supposed to do that
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>>34847716
Stop being a lazy piece of shit and do your job?

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Post pepes for better life
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Will this make it better.
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yurop pepe
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>>34847694
Look how happy he is.

He probably gets to play four square and dodgeball at recess AND P.E.
His mom probably makes neat forts for when his friends stay the night.

What happened to him

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How are you spending this day fellow robots?
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>>34847679
Are you implying it's already the 14th? Op plz, go back to squatting and dont worry about the womens
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>>34847679
Drinking vodka, so pretty much the same like any othe day.
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>tfw almost 14th february and suddenly your crush talks to you after a long-ish time
>twf she tells you she's going to move abroad

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I just wish I had someone to give me guidance.
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lol just b urself
only a fag follows
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What kind of guidance do you need?
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Consider on what you want guidance on, an then read a book about it. Once you realize that parents usually don't have a clue about most things, you stop wanting a father figure.

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>banned from reddit for defending Trump

great, now I gotta come here
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Just go to /pol/ OP
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>>34847503
Welcome to hell, faggot
Now leave
Boi
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>mfw he's not even a month in and we're winning so much

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>February 13 2017
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>turning 25 this year
>have so many health problems and feel like I'm 70
what the hell, life
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>>34847337
Tomorrow will be hell on earth.
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>Be Australian
>it's the 14th today
>end me

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>the year of our lord 2017
>not carrying a Sex Consent Card(tm) with you at all times
Explain yourselves.
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>>34847272
You would need to have sex to have one.
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>i am std free
Not such a bad idea tbqtahwyf
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>>34847272
So, what, only tumblr landwhales and carl the cuck's carry those?

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What's the normiest board on 4chan?
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>>34847131
/soc/, /wsg/ or nu/pol/
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>>34847131
/pol/
/b/
/v/
/soc/
If you're incoming from reddit or wherever the fuck you came from, you will most likely end up on one of those boards.
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>>34847131
this one desu.
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Parents finally had enough of my shit

I can't use the internet on my computer until I become a wageslave and it's been going on for 10 days now.
I'm considering going full robot neet and ghosting everyone, I just deleted normiebook and I'm considering doing the same for twitter, YouTube and twitch.
All of my friends were people I met online and by the time I have I can talk to them again they would have forgotten about me so I might as well give em the ol suicide spook and ghost them.

Is it time?
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How are you posting this then?
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>>34847058

Ever have that feeling when tripping that life is a game?

Fuck it. Do it
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>uses normiebook and lookatmei'magirlgamerlolgimmemoney
you need to be done away with

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Is this really necessary?
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>>34847022
>Shitty black layout
Is that really necessary?

Oldschool or no school
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>>34847135
>not using tomorrow
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>>34847135
much better for viewing at night

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