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>>34850713
Probably m8

>>34850713
>Every girl alive had stinky assholes in the near past

>>34851498
No, they didn't. Now fuck off

cum in a cup is a pretty comfy fetish

>not drinking it straight from the cock

why do you torture me

don't waste your gains bro, eat up.

>>34850586
I heard the album a few times, i recognise the picture. And i dont remember a single sound, you know why? Cause its forgettable.

I would say yes, but then I remembered that Don actually committed to improving his life and realized the problems he had with himself, so no.

>>34850651
>Cause its forgettable

looks like we've got a pleb in our midst

Because I don't watch anime.

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>>34850541
I would like to have one, but don't know how

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>>34850604
Just keep watching anime until you find a girl you love and want to be with !!

You just now had the mortality epiphany?

all people fear death and fearing death is normal, your problem is obsession

you are obsessed with that issue now an you can't stop thinking about it, the more you'll try to stop thinking about it the more the thinking will appear again

obsession it's a fucked up thing, I suffer it every day with many different things,

have you being obsessed with other things before?

>>34850661
You may have just answered my question... I do have an obsessive personality. I'll zero in and focus on one thing and move to the next after some time. It just hasn't lasted this long before. Maybe because I know I'll never get any resolution, I can't move on.

Also, I used to be upset by it as a kid, but I eventually moved on.

Obama is sure spending his retirement time wisely.

get my dick out for harambe.... LOL

Don't look it in the eyes and give it ground when I sense he wants it

>>34850418
>What do, /r9k/?

Pull out my gun and laugh in his face.

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Cut'm down.

Distract him by throwing a crack rock at his feet, then knee his pig face in

>>34850363
That roast is toast.

But anyway, yeah, they unironically love them, so long as you're not a sperg. Kinda like song-writers.

How much for those panties?

>>34850363
>average roastie clown-car vagina after riding the Chad cock carousel for a few years

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at least they had the courtesy to tell you

Ghosters are the scum of the earth. Kill yourself and make him or her feel guilty for the rest of their days.

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>tfw assisted suicide still isn't a thing

wtf is that m8?

He used to be so cute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCU-wo51sU

You are aroused, and you know it.

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>not a pedo
>still have massive mommy fetish
>there is no shortage of men with mommy issues for me to date

>>34850319
It's true.
Never bonding with anyone or anything saves you grief.
Thanks for that lesson, literal pops,

>>34850319
Get the fuck out of here that meme is shit you faggot

>>34850319
Get that normie tier meme out of here...
Jesus, the state of this board saddens me.

>>34850301
The higher your testosterone levels the more you want to fuck women. The lower your testosterone the more of a faggot you become.

dsafasdfg

>>34850301
>tfw when you hit twink mode and you slut it out.

>>34850279
Well, that's really not a good excuse. He's done nothing wrong, you should give him hugs and kisses and and tell him you love him and that you're thankful he puts up with your shit.

>blogposts

Your sister sounds like a cunt m8. Nice RP though.

>>34850279
You should really say sorry in a normal tone, and actually mean it.

Deal with your problems instead of taking it out on people that have done nothing wrong. You'll not only help them, but yourself aswell

>>34850253
you tell it's a meme by the chemistry being rated higher than maths

>that feeling when my brainlet self wasted college on criminal psychology

>>34850253

>Chemistry requires more intelligence than maths

Fucking tart.

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So for some reason i meet this qt314 girl i know from my childhood days. She is 26 or something at that point.
I end up at her place with my brother, we drink something etc.
She has a 3 year old kid too.
Honestly the last time i saw her i was 13 and she was 16 and if i remember correctly i already loved/liked her a lot back then.
Well now i am 24 and she is 27 and she has a kid (and as i will find out later she also has boyfriend of 4 years)
So I`m sitting at hers, we`re reminiscing about old times, and she tells me how her stepdad raped and beat her and held her as a sex slave ever since she was 12 continiously for 6 years, so basically from 12-18.

It`s fucking sickening to hear, but she doesn't make a big deal out of it, she says she had therapy and it's all good etc.
She is socially independent now, hasn't seen her stepdad in 8 years, and has a big circle of friends neighbors etc., basically everyone likes her. She is funny, handsome, petite and smart with a sweet daughter.
For some reason after im drunk i just start kissing her, even though im actually a (at least the sober version of me) kissless hugless handheldless virgin.
After kissing we soon go on drinking and kissing and im horny af.

My little brother is still with us but i'm too drunk to care so at one point we start making out harder and eventually we start fucking.
holy shit it was so nice finally after 24 years i lost my fucking virginity and i think the sex wasn't too bad either for my first time.

The next day I`m pretty happy that i finally achieved something in my sad, stagnating life and passed that one fucking objective i set myself 6 years ago

cont.

>>34850409
You're still a failure.

You'll always be a failure.

You are a terrible person, an autistic piece of shit. Humanity as a whole should wipe its ass with the likes of you.

I hate everything you are.

You deserve this.

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The next day she invites me over again and I`m a little reluctant, something is repelling me off going again, it's the same panicky rush i had everytime i went into brothels in earlier years.

It's a mixture of fear and being excited, also it's super fresh i mean i finally fucked after having been a grown adult for quite some time, there's definitely a difference in having sex as a 14-16 year old hormone pumped teenager compared to being developed in a full fledged social outcast of 24 before having your first sexual experience.

Nevertheless, maybe a few days go by or maybe they didn't, I don't really recall today, I`m at hers again with my little brother.

She introduces me to her boyfriend which is pretty fucking weird. The guy is also kinda weird, he is a normie who is obviously depressed or at least hiding his emotions, speaking only monotonously and just SAP like.

So after some awkward moments together she signals him to leave and he wishes us a nice evening (Me, my brother, her).
They kiss goodbye (big WTF moment). She casually explains that they are about to breakup after being together for several years and she also tells me they have an open relationship and can fuck whoever they want. I gotta say this girl knows how to make you believe things, it might sound stupid as i tell it, but right in that moment? I unanimously believed every single word she told me.
So we smoke some hookah together, watch TV, cuddle, drink something, and get more drunk as the evening progresses.
Soon we make out and my bro also starts touching her tits while we kiss.
We end up having a threesome where i cum into her after a few and they start fucking afterwards for another ten minutes.

From that point on things went downhill.
We had a weird threeway relationship, it was the only threesome but we overnighted at her several times and sometimes i fucked her, sometimes my bro, but shit was driving me insane.

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