how should short people act? whats the most flattering personality to have at a small size? I myself am 5'0 and a guy
the funny guy
normal?
if the short guy is trying to be a character, that can be fucking annoying as hell.
honestly, I have never cared what height a male is unless they are an annoying cunt. if you're cool/chill/friendly/nice, you're good. only a truly horrible person would feel the need to shit on someone for their height and nothing else.
>5'0 male
Start taking hormones and dressing up as a girl. Even Asian women are taller than you, it's time to give up on your masculinity anon.
>its my moms birthday today
>can't afford to get her a present
who /badson/ here?
Make her a card anon, fill it with glitter and make sure you write down that you love her. It's the thought that counts
>>34851302
this.
Home made stuff is best.
If you don't live with her then go spend the day with her. She'd probably appreciate that more. Otherwise make a card.
Hey /r9k/, what are you guys doing right now?
>>34851224
In bed feeling bad about myself
I just finished fapping about 10 mins ago, so I still have my pants around my ankles. I currently listening to the the pillar men theme from JJBA, and I think about to head to bed in a couple mins
>>34852287
Why is that anon?
origi
I wish I was never born.
This world sucks.
>>34851193
Same here friend
This isn't spam
>>34851193
Honestly, what makes me feel bad is that there were millions of other sperm who would have probably enjoyed life, but I was the one who reached the egg.
Now I'm here, indifferent to life, until my parents both die and I can off myself.
>>34851900
>until my parents die then I can off myself
Same plan here
>that last piece of poo you can't push out
>>34851184
That's why you take a few sheets of toilet paper and go in to pull that sucker out manually.
>>34851184
I want to eat it out of your ass
You can easily get it out by leaning forward as far as you can while sitting on the toilet. This mimics the act of squatting, which is the correct way to poop and almost always gets every little bit of poop out.
>Stacy will let Chad use and abuse her
>She'll show her body on the internet for millions to see
>She'll fuck other guys on camera if he says so
>She'll let him beat her if he wishes to
>She wouldn't give robots who would cherish her forever the time of day
Do you think Elliot actually really loved women? I think that's why he was so hurt by their rejection
Elliot only loved himself
>>34851139
I bet you'd quickly become annoyed with having a gf because you would actually have to do things with her and her social group instead of staying at home shitposting and playing vidya.
>>34851139
Those guys look so big compared to her and size difference is one of my fetishes for the love of kek post more gifs if you have them!
>tfw your only vice is food
>tfw your vice is visibly evident on your body
>tfw you need to have some of your vice every day and can't go cold turkey to avoid it
>tfw your vice is cheap, legal, and readily available anytime and anywhere
Currently I'm 6ft 150lb but since moving out I've been eating fast food and junk food for every meal because it's so fucking good and there's no one to tell me how to spend my money
>tfw mom brings home cupcakes from work
>eat 6 of them
>she gets angry and yells at me
>get upset and end up binging on 4000 calories
that fucking bitch knows i can't say no. yet she acts surprised when i eat the cupcakes she brings home. im fucking over it.
>forced by family to go to fancy restaurant where the serving portions are really small
fuck this, my meal was like 3 pillows of ravioli!
Hi. Here is a code for Stardew Valley on steam. Hope you will enjoy it
The code : 574X6-YK50T-WV26I
Thank you Anon~! I got it.
>>34851089
Lucky son of a gun, guess I'll buy it instead.
Hope you enjoy it.
>>34851089
You lucky man.
I have wanted this game for awhile now.
ITT: we will invent characters in a story based off of ourselves (no matter how loosely)
>be me
>8/10
>be a highschool senior
>not too popular but some underclassmen look up to me and find me cool
>some girls think i am cute and i make certain guys question their sexuality
>go home and jerk to deviantart shit
Sparkle wolf ancap heart surgeon with a fetish for filling xer anus with greek yoghurt.
>>34851080>mfw I would yiff this
>>34851030
>>34851080
OPs character would prob jack off to futa and unironically say "no homo"
What's your opinion on Mary Jane shoes?
They're cute shoes.
Can you tell me the brand? I actually want to buy those
>>34851009
theyre cute. im a guy , but i own a lot of womens shoes, and i reccommend danskos. dont ask.
>suddenly everything feels "zoomed in", like your focus is insane all of a sudden
what the fuck is this? what's up with my eyes? this happens like once every 6 months, my eyes just go into ZOOMMODE
>>34850975
Happens when I'm high, feels good man
>>34850989
Exactly what I was about to post. Last time I had some really dank stuff I smoked cigarettes after and I literally only saw the cigarette because my field of view was so small.
>>34851674
Yeah whenever I would look at my phone all I would see is my phone. Weird stuff
Women who have the same value as you are on your level. If the only difference is the vagina vs a penis than you are equal. She is not more important than you. This means you don't need to take her out on a date, pay for her food and constantly try to impress her. She has just as much as obligation to do this as you do to her. Don't drop out and become a mgtow. Just raise your expectations to an equal level. Women won't stop acting entitled if you keep fucking coddling them; take the gloves off.
>>34850905
The problem is competition. If you don't do any of those things, other guys will.
>>34850925
This. Doing those things is only a problem if she doesn't reciprocate.
>>34850905
I've met strippers before that make as much as 3k in a single night. However, they're still stereotypical tatted up strippers. Still stings that they make like 40k a year more than I do.
>tfw Chad took credit for the monster den I exterminated and the baker's daughter is rewarding him right now
If he wasn't the local noble's son I would have killed him by now.
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXUlvwhqCh8
>tfw too dumb to be a mage
>tfw all the normies in magic college laugh at you because you are too incompetent to cast a fireball
>tfw not stocky enough to be a dwarf berserker.
>autist joins my discord one day
>doesnt say anything
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid my question so I ban him
talk about autism you went through
general bump for stories
>>34850756
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WE JUST HAD THIS THREAD AND I 404'D JUST FUCK OFF PLEASEEEEE REEEEEEEEE REEEEE LEAVE STOP STOP STOP MAKE IT STOP REEEEE LEAVE PLEASE GO LEAVEEE
Kill yourself Spooky. I mean it. I want you to end your life you pathetic sissy.
I noticed I look at people's mouth and not at their eyes. Looking at someone's eyes seems unnatural and confrontational.
Can it be the reason why nobody likes me?
Anyone else having this problem?
Do people notice that you are not looking them in the eye?
Yeah, I look at people's mouths sometimes when talking to them.
>>34850827
Do they think it's creepy or do they not care?