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>just came in my roommate's popcorn and watched him eat it all

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>"Awe babee is okay, my friend once told me that even if youre looking for love not to sweat, youll find your 1 in a million. Because there are 7 billion people on this planet so that means there are 7000 1 in a millions out there, youre bound to find 1 of them!"

Why normies love to lie?

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How long does it take you to complete the process of shitting? Often times I find myself in the bathroom for up to an hour, wiping at what seems to be an infinite streak of shit. Am I doing anything wrong? I feel like I have to keep going until I am completely clean.

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aging fembot here

i just got accused of being a trap by a group of kids while walking home from the hospital visiting my sick granny

it's winter time and i was dressed warm and modestly

i feel like i should have been insulted but it actually put a smile on my face and made my whole night a bit brighter

thanks for corrupting me robot loves and have a wonderful night <3

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>show up to monday class a bit early, sit down, begin reading a book while waiting for the teacher to get there
>girl in the class walks up to me
>"hey um, anon?"
"Yeah... What's up?"
>"are you doing anything tomorrow?"
"Nah, just staying at home, you doing anything?"
>"No, I'm doing the same, watching some TV"
"Huh... Wanna grab lunch tomorrow?"
>"No, I think I'll just stay home and eat alone"
"Alright, see ya around then"
>she walks back to her seat

Now what the fucking fuck did she mean by this?

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>tfw talking to my psychologist
>tfw she is 30yo qt blonde
>tfw she treats me good
>tfw i asked her for sex because im virgin
she said something like 'what?, no!, do you think i am a hooker or something?, you are so confused

she talked to my mom about this and now shes angry af

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>he takes his steak any other doneness than blue rare
Normies get the FUCK off of my board RIGHT NOW

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Do you like Thomas? I do

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Anyone here genuinely has psychosis or schizophrenia?

How did it began?

I've suffered from major depression for years and it has gotten really bad the last year, specifically the last 5 months. From a scale of 1 to 5, 5 being "you quit life, you quit your job, you don't do anything, you just lay in bed waiting to die" then I'm a 4, somehow I've managed to keep my job, maybe not for long.

Anyways, I started doing weed and acid with the intention of using both as therapy, and it really helped me, I overcame social anxiety and "autism", only because I realized I don't give a fuck about anything.

Usually, after doing acid+weed (I trip every 2 weeks, sometimes in consecutive weekends) I feel euphoria and motivation the following days.

During the whole trips I feel happiness and motivation, but I also cry a lot, like 70% of the trip is unpleasant.

I've been getting these attacks while being on these 2 drugs. I get the worst feeling of despair, loneliness and depression, my whole body starts twitching violently, I start crying hard, and my head starts hurting really bad and I'm in a state of stupor and shock the whole time, then I get an immense feeling of happiness (still with the headache, but less intense), then I forget that I'm on acid and I get some very strong visuals and happiness, then the whole thing starts again in very short timespans, for like 2 hours.

2 days ago I noticed that this has happened my last 4-5 acid trips. The whole thing feels like a seizure or a stroke, I don't know. It leaves me destroyed the following days, but at least I kinda feel motivated.

Also I noticed that I daydream a lot (usually about suicide). Sometimes I imagine long, elaborated, vivid conversations in my head that aren't happening, and I get caught in those thoughts, and it's one of the reasons that I can't sleep, in the end I know they're fake.

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>be me
>be part of youth group to attempt social interaction
>parents agree to host a party for everybody on Valentines
>group is supposed to choose the time.
>mfw they choose to celebrate when I have class
>mfw I'm not invited to a party at my own house.

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>dreamt about her again

just as i was starting to forget

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I've never considered myself gay but I have the fantasy of finding a guy with a small dick, mocking him and then feminizing him, while insulting his manhood

then just raping him and telling him that's the only way he should experience sex as a woman, I've been wanting to just chat with a beta faggot here show him my cock and just make him dress up as a girl for me and submit

Am I the only one here? or is this a weird fetish?

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How does it feel being a pawn in my game /r9k/?


I control this world.

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What's your gonial angle robots?

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fellow wage slaves

how do you waste time at your job?