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Nigger the fuck? If I had that disorder I'd be something like Kars from Jojo aiming for godly pursuits.

>>34852807

Me too, we're ASPD bros

>>34852879

More like be some angry autist with no attention span and a short fuse

Railroad jobs are hard as fuck to get from what I understand, but if you manage to land one, you should be set for life

Do you like mechanical things?
Can you handle working on call, and on long sudden shifts?
Have you suffered little/no hearing loss through out your life?

If all is well then go ahead.

>>34852861
Well i mean i have no life so the shift isn't bad
I like working with my hands
and i always have had good hearing

>>34852759
it's always "the one time we got wasted..." if you're not in college, "this chick I've a crush on/I banged..." in college, meaningless chitchat at work after. unless you've interests and are a genuinely interesting person that is.

>>34852759
There are different levels to conversation. Casual relationships call for casual conversation about shared events or interests. The more intimate your relationship with someone, the more abstract the ideas you talk about are.

>no interests
>no concerns
>no political beliefs
>no realizations, or profound thoughts
>like the idea of talking to other people
>dont actually talk to people because it doesnt live up to my idealized version

truly the duality of man

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just memes
thats it

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Porn, tinder collections. And memes

>>34852957
That fat Asian girl looks disgustingly juicy

Is this your plan to expose all the reddit browsers

>>34852710
I chortled.

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>>34852710
We could've told you that anon

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>>34852666
I had the same deal happen to me. You just need to focus on carving out a life for yourself in the wilderness of reality, and building a strong moral bonfire for your soul. Add to both with hard work, reasonable goals, and thoughtful contemplation.

>>34853216
This would work if i wasnt so damn lazy. Seriously it doesnt matter. Anyway, thanks for the (you) what else u wanna talk about

>>34853266
Lets find some interests that you can focus on, I personally am fascinated by history, astronomy, and IQ analytics. To be able to build a career out of something that interests me, I have to build a solid life foundation. I worked a shit job, then another shit job, then an associate's and a slightly better job, and again and again. Now I'm working on my bachelor's and I have a few options career wise lined up. A masters in business comes next, all the while I build a nice little life for myself. Step by step man.

nah, just you. sorry.

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>>34852664
Yep. Not sure how to stop, I can't even remember doing it but my nails look distinctly bitten and it's no use saying it didn't happen.

Yup, ever since I was 14 or so. I don't think my nails will ever grow back normal looking.

>>34852629
What is the translation of ty? I don't speak roastish

>>34852629
Women are evil anon. I'm sorry. Guys like us just can't ever make it work and normies don't understand. It sucks.

>>34852661
Thank you. Didn't you ever play runescape?

Start with the Greeks just like you would with anything else

Notes from Underground by Dostoevsky. Literally r9k the book.

>tfw ordered a Kindle Paperwhite today
gonna get comfy in two days

That attractive guy could be you.

>>34852617
Liek omgzzz i same

>TFW I'll never be a cute girl thinking bullshit like this
>>34852650
>That attractive guy could be you.
Careful they may blow their rape whistle with your looks

>>34852594
Stop with this bullshit, this woman either pities you or is disgusted by your presence. You are just lonely and prone to fall in love with the first pussy you see

>>34852639
I'm obviously not going to say anything or act on it. She's married with kids and also my fucking therapist. But it's nice to fantasize about.

>>34852594
She's probably thought about it too

You masturbating next door while she is getting fucked by 20 yo chad?

14 is like middle school, do girls that age really have sex?

How does that even play out, I can't even imagine it.

>>34852603
Apparently they do. She said it hurt and then I had to have the talk with her.

>>34852507
I've never seen this trap on r9k tags before

post pics

>>34852528
There are several. The one I talked to today is the one that makes me horny every time I see them. A different one I talked to is really cute and I wanted to marry them, but they still made me horny.

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>>34852577
>I wanted to marry them
oh my

how much have you talked to them anon?

I lost interest in omegle some time ago, maybe I will go back now

>>34852446
maruchan brand ramen

desu senpai

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>>34852446
U wot m8?!:shah

>things robots like
>sex with qts
>social encounter where the other party finds you sexually attractive

You seem to have a poor understanding of robots. They kind of are robots because they don't have any of that. Or because those things actually make them feel a terrible dread for whatever reason, which is further amplified because they feel like that's a requirement to achieve some sort of happiness/well being but leads to frustration due to how, in reality, they feel.

>>34852408
i wish i had some locally
no homo

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>>34852473
whats your original location?

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>>34852408
Yea
It was a good experience though.

>Meet a trap through the whisper app.
>Couldn't believe it was a guy, because she looked so feminine
>Tell he/she to meet up
>We meet at the park, and we take a walk to a hotel, because I wanted to feel like it was a date
>She proves that she has a feminine penis
>We start fugging
>Blast a nut on her estrogen tits
>Makeout for half an hour
>Leave

I'm going to meet up with her tomorrow. Wish me luck, anon.